Found by by Jennie James; Denver, CO
“I found this in the parking lot of the natural foods store by my house. The Monoply man welcomes you to chill out and enjoy your lunch — but don’t brush your teeth in the sink, you fucking hippie!” -J.J.
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tiddy up too, motherfuckers
02.24.10 at 9:06 am
The Monopoly Man did not get where he is today by “chilling out.” Unless chilling out includes kicking ass and taking names.
02.24.10 at 9:51 am
^So true
02.24.10 at 10:58 am
yep he’s the quintessential white capitalist swine!
02.24.10 at 11:39 am
“Tiddy up”?
Is that a new slang for “gettin’ me some” ?
02.24.10 at 12:19 pm
Yeah, because hippies and Uncle Moneybags (that’s his name by the way, not “the Monopoly Man”) go together like…uh…well I can’t think of two more opposite things.
02.24.10 at 1:33 pm
oh how i love to laugh
02.24.10 at 2:41 pm
The second P in hippies looks like a pipe. Bet it’s not filled with hash though. You can’t think up common derivative contract types and other ways to fuck the non-rich when you’re stoned. I’d love to spend half a decade water-bong boarding those pigs at Goldman Sachs.
02.24.10 at 9:42 pm