STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE

Found by Elizabeth Malaska; Portland, OR

“I found this photograph in a book I bought at an estate sale. What exactly is going on here? Is that a real cougar and if so, has the slightly overweight man in sensible shoes been working out with that barbell in preparation for this exact moment? Whatever is going on, it makes me laugh!”

-E.M.

-FOUND
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5 Comments

toast Says:

All he wanted to do was finish watching the Garfield Xmas special but noooooo he had to change the channel. COUGAR MAD COUGAR SMASH!

01.13.10 at 9:22 am
Siegried & Roy Says:

One bite from that playful cougar around this person’s neck and all of a sudden Jamie Myers and the Action News at 6 Team are in the driveway reporting on the tragic death of the owner. HAHAHAHAHA

01.13.10 at 10:13 am
Smith Says:

Taxidermist humor. Doye.

01.13.10 at 11:17 am
Atheist Says:

That cat aint dead.

01.13.10 at 11:36 am
homeless. Says:

this is great! but please, i’m begging you, no more middle school notes!

01.13.10 at 11:57 am

STREET BONER 1125

Pulling back your sleeve to show your tattoos seems queer but that’s what tattoos are: accessories.

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STREET BONER 1124

You may have noticed there’s a lot of music industry chicks at SXSW all dressed up with no interest in you whatsoever. You may have also noticed you’re not in a band.

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STREET BONER 1123

I love music nerds because they’re experts in other people saying, “Kick out the jams motherfuckers!”

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STREET BONER 1122

The only way you’re going to get laid at SXSW is to find a girl who doesn’t mind having sex in a closet or on the floor of a shitty hotel room at six in the morning. In other words, you’re not going to get laid at SXSW.

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STREET CARNAGE is mostly a website that features street fashion critiques called STREET BONERS and compilations of bad television called TV CARNAGE. The site also has a blog, a radio show, and regularly features video shorts made by Gavin and Derrick.

STREET CARNAGE is also a live presentation you can have in your town where Gavin shows a Street Boners "Best Of" and Derrick shows his latest TV Carnage endeavors.

STREET BONERS will eventually be compiled into a huge book which will feature hundreds of pages of Boners as well as contributions from Chloe Sevigny, Debbie Harry, Fred Armisen, Tim & Eric and many more.

Derrick makes videos for various bands as well as his own movies. His most recent project is called "Cop Movie" and is comprised of about three dozen different cop movies and he also has a workout video coming out that is made up of a million disgusting workout tapes. Gavin does freelance writing for TV, film and magazines and they both do funny acting stuff as well as other hilarious video shit we'll tell you about later. They are both dicks.

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