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6 Comments
  1. nuh-uh no way Says:

    They make purple Listerine? Yummers!


  2. shit Says:

    this is written by a 13 year old girl whos friends have given her the persona as “the one who likes purple”


  3. shit Says:

    *whose


  4. egads! Says:

    “curly brown spaghetti” sounds like an Italian’s pubes.


  5. JuCIFER Says:

    They’re clearly making a bomb, get DHS on this..


  6. lulu Says:

    what is “sustain” sounds like the pills they sell at bodegas to amp up your sexual prowess.
    “two chocolates” does hint at a romantic interlude….ew, teens doing it seems so gross now


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