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FOUND: FROM TOP 2 BOTTOM GRILLS

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John Doie Says:

HEy-yo!

06.11.09 at 12:25 pm
Loomis Says:

I just got back from my dentist and holy shit is it ghetto (302 Broadway in Brooklyn). Some black lady was screaming at the Sikh doctor, “Now you gotta get a attitude and you a doctor? Fuck you old man. You’re not my father. I will spit in your face. I will punch you in your face.” He kept screaming GET OUT. She called him an old fart and shit but never mentioned the huge turban on his head which I thought showed a bit of class.
The thing I don’t get about ghetto dentists and other shit is, why is it so filthy? I understand your poor and shit but why is there dirt on the floor and stains on all the furniture and cords all balled up by the computer and rusty shit and half ripped pamphlets taped to the wall. CLEAN UP YOUR SHIT. All you need is soap.

06.11.09 at 12:29 pm
Dr. Sanjay Gupta Says:

Why I hev to clean my dentle office?
I make not very money, I pay secretary, these peepl they come here and make a mess, with there jeri curl.

06.11.09 at 12:41 pm
french guy Says:

when i lose mine, i want new ones like those.

06.11.09 at 12:42 pm
felix puss Says:

its not really called ‘found’ if you didnt actually find it. this is called an advertisement.

06.11.09 at 2:55 pm
lol@u Says:

when I was living in harlem I always enjoyed seeing the dentist that had a huge sign “GAS EMPLOYED HERE”. Like fuck good dental work, you wanna get high motherfucker?

06.11.09 at 3:38 pm

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