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FOUND: FROM WILL B KING TO MR BILL + SXSW

This guy was totally embarrassed of his ridiculous name so he changed it to something much more ridiculous.

Found by Mark Zolster, Orange County, CA

PS: The Found SXSW party is in 2 hours. Be there or be a square. If you haven’t RSVP’d you may have to jump the fence.
PPS: Our party requires no such RSVP so everyone can cum.

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3 Comments

VALGINA Says:

HA.

If my last name was King…
My first name would be Fu.

FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU

03.19.09 at 10:52 am
Lousy Says:

Mines would be Kong

03.19.09 at 11:19 am
Cap'n Glitterfuzz Says:

Well, I’d nab “Al Wesdri” and become a youth councilor and part time pedophile. The article covering my arrest would be hot fire in the blogland.

03.19.09 at 12:32 pm

STREET BONER 1127

Being straight edge as a kid is a great way to rebel against: puking, getting pregnant, and wrapping your parent’s car around a tree.

ENLARGE

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STREET BONER 1126

“Wiggers” is a mean word that stings like a motherfucker but, somehow, “Bonkies” doesn’t pack the same wallop.

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STREET BONER 1125

Pulling back your sleeve to show your tattoos seems queer but that’s what tattoos are: accessories.

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STREET BONER 1124

You may have noticed there’s a lot of music industry chicks at SXSW all dressed up with no interest in you whatsoever. You may have also noticed you’re not in a band.

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STREET CARNAGE is mostly a website that features street fashion critiques called STREET BONERS and compilations of bad television called TV CARNAGE. The site also has a blog, a radio show, and regularly features video shorts made by Gavin and Derrick.

STREET CARNAGE is also a live presentation you can have in your town where Gavin shows a Street Boners "Best Of" and Derrick shows his latest TV Carnage endeavors.

STREET BONERS will eventually be compiled into a huge book which will feature hundreds of pages of Boners as well as contributions from Chloe Sevigny, Debbie Harry, Fred Armisen, Tim & Eric and many more.

Derrick makes videos for various bands as well as his own movies. His most recent project is called "Cop Movie" and is comprised of about three dozen different cop movies and he also has a workout video coming out that is made up of a million disgusting workout tapes. Gavin does freelance writing for TV, film and magazines and they both do funny acting stuff as well as other hilarious video shit we'll tell you about later. They are both dicks.

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