STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE

Found by Damoy Smith; Portland, OR

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11 Comments

POOKLES Says:

http://ladiesdotdotdot.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/dawson-crying.jpg

12.15.09 at 10:34 am
c. roco Says:

this broke my heart a little…matt’s in the 3rd grade for pete’s sake.

12.15.09 at 10:52 am
pish posh Says:

Deep down, we all feel this way about the Acriana in our lives.

12.15.09 at 10:59 am
JuCIFEUR Says:

This kid’s startin’ early… he’s gonna get stepped on by broads for the rest of his life.
JESUS, WHAT A CHUMP!

12.15.09 at 11:41 am
Bone_Isstrack Says:

This Jeremy kid has way more balls then i had back then, now, or will ever have…

12.15.09 at 11:47 am
Dantron Says:

cute

12.15.09 at 1:51 pm
man Says:

This is gonna be “How could you be into that guy, he lives with his parents for fuck’s sake, why don’t you return my calls you bitch” in 15 years. I guess language is the only external constant.

12.15.09 at 2:49 pm
PeeTown Says:

Don’t let the 3rd grade part confuse you. This was actually written by a 20 year old. In Portland, you see, you can stay in any grade for as long as you want, because in Portland everyone is special in their own little way.

12.15.09 at 3:20 pm
Creepster Says:

Yeah this poor little guy is definitely already displaying all of the obsessive traits of “creepy lonely guy syndrome”.

12.15.09 at 3:23 pm
bolo Says:

fuck man, my wife left me for a 3rd grader too, bro…

12.15.09 at 3:32 pm
Penny Says:

Kid has a ‘rite in the rain’ notebook – that’s military issue. http://www.riteintherain.com/Categories.aspx?Category=3938b426-807c-472f-892a-b968ca845e8f

12.16.09 at 7:32 am

STREET BONER 1321

Not sure what kind of voodoo mojo this guy is using but he just made a pile of gay shit look badass.

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STREET BONER 1320

Yes, I want to take your clothes off but it’s so I can throw them in the garbage.

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STREET BONER 1319

All Tomorrow’s Parties is a great place to see people passed out on couches while their favorite band plays down the hall.

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STREET BONER 1318

“Two kittens, are you fucking kidding me? Oh I get it. You’re one of these people who think men can’t be sexy. Give me ONE good reason why…”

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STREET CARNAGE is mostly a website that features street fashion critiques called STREET BONERS and compilations of bad television called TV CARNAGE. The site also has a blog, a radio show, and regularly features video shorts made by Gavin and Derrick.

STREET CARNAGE is also a live presentation you can have in your town where Gavin shows a Street Boners "Best Of" and Derrick shows his latest TV Carnage endeavors.

STREET BONERS will eventually be compiled into a huge book which will feature hundreds of pages of Boners as well as contributions from Chloe Sevigny, Debbie Harry, Fred Armisen, Tim & Eric and many more.

Derrick makes videos for various bands as well as his own movies. His most recent project is called "Cop Movie" and is comprised of about three dozen different cop movies and he also has a workout video coming out that is made up of a million disgusting workout tapes. Gavin does freelance writing for TV, film and magazines and they both do funny acting stuff as well as other hilarious video shit we'll tell you about later. They are both dicks.

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