“I found this Hello Kitty notebook at the library I work at. From what I gathered, this person is a vampire riding the greyhound bus to a Cradle of Filth concert. It’s probably the most bizzare thing I’ve ever found and this list of dislikes cracks me the fuck up.”

FOUND by Clifford Allen; Austin, TX

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10 Comments
  1. sucka free Says:

    those psych med side effects can be a real downer….and FIZZZERRRRSSSST


  2. JuCIFER Says:

    I LIKE THAT FONT.
    KILL MY LANDLORD.


  3. Drippy Dog Dix and Cum Bubbles or something Says:

    This person covered all my hate-bases.


  4. Dave Meltzer Says:

    Fake.


  5. Shane Smith Says:

    That’s a note from Gavin’s son in the year 2025


  6. Dutch Ramblinman Says:

    I think it goes without saying that I fucken hate me some coppers as well.


  7. Kid Douche Says:

    She(?) was about to write RABIES, but crossed it out.


  8. adolf satan Says:

    Good thing you pointed that out, I thought it said “KI” instead of “RA” like “I dislike kikes.”


  9. Europe (the band) Says:

    Hmmm…I like cops and starvation but I agree that jail sucks. Jury’s still out on psychmeds -MOTHERFUCKER!


  10. union man Says:

    i like spelling ‘fucking’ ‘fucken’.


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