
“I found this Hello Kitty notebook at the library I work at. From what I gathered, this person is a vampire riding the greyhound bus to a Cradle of Filth concert. It’s probably the most bizzare thing I’ve ever found and this list of dislikes cracks me the fuck up.”
FOUND by Clifford Allen; Austin, TX
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those psych med side effects can be a real downer….and FIZZZERRRRSSSST
05.13.09 at 11:17 am
I LIKE THAT FONT.
KILL MY LANDLORD.
05.13.09 at 11:26 am
This person covered all my hate-bases.
05.13.09 at 1:03 pm
Fake.
05.13.09 at 1:45 pm
That’s a note from Gavin’s son in the year 2025
05.13.09 at 2:36 pm
I think it goes without saying that I fucken hate me some coppers as well.
05.13.09 at 2:41 pm
She(?) was about to write RABIES, but crossed it out.
05.13.09 at 4:42 pm
Good thing you pointed that out, I thought it said “KI” instead of “RA” like “I dislike kikes.”
05.13.09 at 8:04 pm
Hmmm…I like cops and starvation but I agree that jail sucks. Jury’s still out on psychmeds -MOTHERFUCKER!
05.14.09 at 5:55 pm
i like spelling ‘fucking’ ‘fucken’.
05.15.09 at 7:49 am