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FOUND: MISSING U

FOUND by Chris Ryan; Portland, OR

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18 Comments

canoe Says:

04.28.09 at 9:41 am
consuala Says:

no chance for U my friend

04.28.09 at 10:05 am
Drippy Dog Dix and Cum Bubbles or something Says:

Sort of a weak attempt man. How’s she going to know you’ve been making some changes? I’d give it some time player. Let her miss you.

04.28.09 at 10:17 am
Shithouse Poet Says:

This would have been a lot better without the first three lines after the alphabet, right?

Check out his (?) G. A lot of his letters look pretty vulgar, really. I think we may have discovered the origins of the fat lady alphabet.

04.28.09 at 10:22 am
Val Says:

i’ll see your U letter

& raise you a YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY !?!?

& Z.

ZzZzzzzZZZzz

04.28.09 at 10:44 am
lol@u Says:

aww that’s sweet.

04.28.09 at 11:57 am
Dave Meltzer Says:

Fake. Even the wrinkling and folding of the paper is too obvious.

04.28.09 at 12:45 pm
Arv Says:

This is hilarious in its cheese.

04.28.09 at 1:03 pm
Drippy Dog Dix and Cum Bubbles or something Says:

Dave Melter must work down at the crime lab. What a sleuth!

04.28.09 at 1:12 pm
Drippy Dog Dix and Cum Bubbles or something Says:

Meltzer.

04.28.09 at 1:13 pm
Atheist Says:

Straight to Ffffound.

04.28.09 at 1:24 pm
vegan jules Says:

So now that Vanessas a guy should we all admit that we’re all a bunch of dudes on here and this is one big sausage party?

04.28.09 at 2:32 pm
Drippy Dog Dix and Cum Bubbles or something Says:

^ Yeah man! We should totally admit that! I’m in!!!

04.28.09 at 2:36 pm
Dork Says:

I’m a girl, but I like sausage!

04.28.09 at 2:54 pm
ZLUR Says:

Sausage needs HP like.

04.28.09 at 7:05 pm
Rick Coche Says:

the w looks like a pussy or tits or something

04.29.09 at 6:09 pm
ZLUR Says:

-strokes chin.

Looks like tits!

04.29.09 at 6:27 pm
pingpong Says:

these are all fake.

04.29.09 at 6:55 pm

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