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9 Comments
  1. SARS Says:

    SERIAL MOM!!!


  2. drekula Says:

    3 for 3 =D


  3. Zippy Says:

    You should set this “Serial Killer Trivia person” up with the “girl who lost her Virginity” from last week and then in a week or two we can read “Sex Murder Investigator’s” notebook on how their meeting went.


  4. Kennedy Says:

    I wet the bed and set fires. Torturing animals was not my cup of tea.


  5. Uncle Wah Wah Says:

    My friend’s daughter wets the bed at 30. But that’s because she’s too fat and drunk to get up and use the toilet. If she decides to grab a smoke in the middle of the night, I’m sure she’ll set a fire, too.


  6. JuCIFER Says:

    Oh these are probably notes for a Modern Dismembering class… NYU offers it.


  7. loosejuice Says:

    I also am 3 for 3. How about that.


  8. drekula Says:

    ^ let’s hang out! =D


  9. Mordecai Says:

    wet the bed – set fires/chopped down trees – AND tortured animals.
    That’s it. I’M GOING IN.


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