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FOUND by Josh Smith; Waco, TX

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13 Comments

It's True! Says:

Fun Fact: The education system is run by a bunch of dippy middle aged bitches.

08.10.09 at 9:58 am
dirtynickels Says:

how do you stop a student from masturbating in class?

go over and suck his dick!

ZING!!

08.10.09 at 10:54 am
SACE Says:

Control of communications on your own side can be difficult enough, especially if the agent lives in hostile territory. But control of adversary channels is hard under even the best of circumstances. It requires a great deal of time, technical skill, and – as a rule, manpower.

08.10.09 at 11:23 am
crystal ew Says:

She’s just considered about the rising child obesity rates!!!!

08.10.09 at 11:59 am
crystal ew Says:

*concerned. I BLEW IT!!!

08.10.09 at 12:02 pm
no Says:

i guess she isn’t going to sign the letter and send it back..

08.10.09 at 12:03 pm
flickin'beans Says:

if i got kicked outta class every time i was openly masturbating i would’ve never graduated college.

08.10.09 at 3:21 pm
ZIPPY Says:

I like the “drinking out of the wrong fountain” reference.

Is this…

1. a segregated school.
2. a decorative fountain like at the mall or in a park.
3. a biday in the bathrooms.

We had a kid that whacked it in class in junior high. His family lived out in the woods and after high school, his brother joined the Marines. I was very happy that at least one of them ended up overseas.

08.10.09 at 3:22 pm
sticky Says:

Sorry Dad

08.10.09 at 6:42 pm
xavier Says:

waco tx is seriously the shitiest city that exists

08.10.09 at 11:49 pm
Uncle Wah Wah Says:

Maybe this boy had phonics issues and thought he was in “Whacko, Texas”

08.11.09 at 10:00 am
Journals and Notebooks, 1947–1963 Says:

All God’s angels come to us disguised

08.11.09 at 10:27 am
SARS Says:

The teacher liked it, that sick bitch.

08.11.09 at 1:34 pm

STREET BONER 1125

Pulling back your sleeve to show your tattoos seems queer but that’s what tattoos are, accessories.

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You may have noticed there’s a lot of music industry chicks at SXSW all dressed up with no interest in you whatsoever. You may have also noticed you’re not in a band.

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I love music nerds because they’re experts in other people saying, “Kick out the jams motherfuckers!”

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The only way you’re going to get laid at SXSW is to find a girl who doesn’t mind having sex in a closet or on the floor of a shitty hotel room at six in the morning. In other words, you’re not going to get laid at SXSW.

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STREET CARNAGE is mostly a website that features street fashion critiques called STREET BONERS and compilations of bad television called TV CARNAGE. The site also has a blog, a radio show, and regularly features video shorts made by Gavin and Derrick.

STREET CARNAGE is also a live presentation you can have in your town where Gavin shows a Street Boners "Best Of" and Derrick shows his latest TV Carnage endeavors.

STREET BONERS will eventually be compiled into a huge book which will feature hundreds of pages of Boners as well as contributions from Chloe Sevigny, Debbie Harry, Fred Armisen, Tim & Eric and many more.

Derrick makes videos for various bands as well as his own movies. His most recent project is called "Cop Movie" and is comprised of about three dozen different cop movies and he also has a workout video coming out that is made up of a million disgusting workout tapes. Gavin does freelance writing for TV, film and magazines and they both do funny acting stuff as well as other hilarious video shit we'll tell you about later. They are both dicks.

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