Found by Ashli Bawks; Cleveland, OH
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this is a case where there is only ONE possible response, which is to leave this note taped on your door with the following written in reply: “Your sex is too boring. Please be considerate of your spouse.”
03.02.10 at 12:11 pm
^^^^^^You’re hired!!!
03.02.10 at 12:42 pm
As someone who lives with a couple that has ridiculously loud sex, the loud sex people can fuck right off. She has a good body, but a lopsided face and she’s about as dumb as someone can be while still counting as human (she’s a high school dropout — and if you’re a high school dropout who figures out cold fusion, then more power to you… but she can barely figure out the cold cycle on the washing machine), so she’s pretty whatever. But he’s 29, she’s 19, so he’s going through his, “Life is good because I’m fucking a very-much younger woman” phase (mine was a crazy Ukrainian chick; that sure ended well). But it gets pretty fucking annoying to have my girlfriend bitch at me every weekend that she’s being woken up by the girl half of the couple shrieking like a chimpanzee.
Sexual assault issues in her life aside (yes), she only screeches that way because her first sexual partner (as in; her current sexual partner) loves watching porn, so she sees that shit on the TV and now she believes people are supposed to react during a dicking. As roommates, they have many more issues besides, but if they’d shut the fuck up during fucking and use more blankets and turn their god damned heater off at night so we don’t get $430 electric bills, I’d hate their guts considerably less.
03.02.10 at 1:23 pm
^ then move out fag! Its a recession , there’s dirt cheap housing all over the hell.
03.02.10 at 1:48 pm
@ Kitten Washer,
Yeah dude, go bitch at your roommate instead of here!
03.02.10 at 2:18 pm
@ Kitten Washer: “Your comment is long, self-centered and boring; kill yourself”
03.02.10 at 3:14 pm
“Kitten”, fuck off with your essays nigga.
03.02.10 at 3:46 pm
I love sex.
03.02.10 at 8:32 pm
MAX XAM Says: I love sex.
^^^^^^^^^
NOW yore getting it!
03.02.10 at 9:47 pm
The walls are so thin in my apartment that I can even hear the squishie noises when my neighbors fuck but you don’t hear me complaining.
03.03.10 at 9:26 am
so is it strange if i jack when i hear my neighbor hitting it?
03.03.10 at 2:46 pm
Seriously, unles they do it at 3AM every night, shut the fuck up you loser.
03.03.10 at 4:14 pm
Well I’ll certainly take everyone’s shitty advice here. Obviously, you guys are smarter than I am. I wish I had thought of just moving out three months into a twelve month lease. That would just solve all my problems.
Also, ModelCitizen, you don’t need to surround your comments in quotes. Just thought you should fuck off and die.
03.03.10 at 7:38 pm