STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » FOUND: PROTOCOL FOR RIDING ON BUS

Found by Mike Capoto; Albany, NY

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9 Comments

Bourgeois Swayze Says:

That’s a bit sassy

02.09.10 at 9:10 am
drippy dog dix and cum bubbles or something Says:

^Sure is! Please add talking on your cell phone really loud about the difficulties of being a vegan and whether or not you are a hypochondriac.

02.09.10 at 10:02 am
kure kure takora Says:

My favorite thing to do on the bus is to rip really bad SBDs by people and see how they react.

This one dude started yelling and covered up his face with his sweatshirt, and I had to imagine terrible terrible atrocities to make sure I wouldn’t start laughing while still on the bus.

02.09.10 at 10:47 am
ew ( 4 REALZ, YO ) Says:

^ haha, u have to ride the bus.

02.09.10 at 1:25 pm
kure kure takora Says:

It’s more of a convenience factor as the number one bus in Cambridge/Boston is faster than the subway from central to hynes area. I’d ride my sweet sweet fixie but having a girlfriend and going out for brunch and oh my
god this is the worst post ever and I took the bus (((( fuck

02.09.10 at 1:33 pm
kure kure takora Says:

I’m gay

02.09.10 at 2:56 pm
Zippy Says:

You haven’t lived life until you urinate on the bus.

02.09.10 at 4:35 pm
KillHipster Says:

this list maker is a fucking LAME-O

02.09.10 at 7:09 pm
Dork Says:

I’m completely on board with the barking thing, and I think that barking could be used in any number of sticky situations. Also, if anyone gives you any shit (any time, anywhere)threaten to let the bees out of your head & they will leave you alone.

Also, I don’t ride the bus.

02.10.10 at 10:30 am

STREET BONER 1127

Being straight edge as a kid is a great way to rebel against: puking, getting pregnant, and wrapping your parent’s car around a tree.

ENLARGE

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STREET BONER 1126

“Wiggers” is a mean word that stings like a motherfucker but, somehow, “Bonkies” doesn’t pack the same wallop.

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STREET BONER 1125

Pulling back your sleeve to show your tattoos seems queer but that’s what tattoos are: accessories.

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STREET BONER 1124

You may have noticed there’s a lot of music industry chicks at SXSW all dressed up with no interest in you whatsoever. You may have also noticed you’re not in a band.

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STREET CARNAGE is mostly a website that features street fashion critiques called STREET BONERS and compilations of bad television called TV CARNAGE. The site also has a blog, a radio show, and regularly features video shorts made by Gavin and Derrick.

STREET CARNAGE is also a live presentation you can have in your town where Gavin shows a Street Boners "Best Of" and Derrick shows his latest TV Carnage endeavors.

STREET BONERS will eventually be compiled into a huge book which will feature hundreds of pages of Boners as well as contributions from Chloe Sevigny, Debbie Harry, Fred Armisen, Tim & Eric and many more.

Derrick makes videos for various bands as well as his own movies. His most recent project is called "Cop Movie" and is comprised of about three dozen different cop movies and he also has a workout video coming out that is made up of a million disgusting workout tapes. Gavin does freelance writing for TV, film and magazines and they both do funny acting stuff as well as other hilarious video shit we'll tell you about later. They are both dicks.

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