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FOUND: STUCK UP

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5 Comments

homeless. Says:

these are boring

12.22.09 at 1:36 pm
Eye Lean Ossum Says:

I am more attracted to the guy who compliments me on anything other than my features. For example: Someone who thinks/says I’m funny or smart is more likely to pull off my hello kitty panties than the guy who says/thinks I am gorgeous. Hello, I make $$$ by modeling and I hear it all the time. Although the guy who says I have a cute smirk has an equal chance with the panties.

12.22.09 at 2:35 pm
elements of the past and the future combining to make something not quite as good as either Says:

Well, see, that works both ways, Eye Lean Ossum. I make a living (of sorts… kinda) by being (moderately) smart, so the easiest way to impress me is by telling me I’m gorgeous. Make it sound really convincing, and that’s how you pull off *my* Snoopy panties.

Whether you actually want to pull off my Snoopy panties is another matter entirely, but… there you go.

Hey, we can’t all be models, and I guess that’s why God invented alcohol.

12.22.09 at 5:02 pm
B Says:

generally i just fuck my couch.

12.22.09 at 6:56 pm
Zippy Says:

It’s amazing how many of these “found” messages make their way onto this site.

12.23.09 at 9:08 am

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STREET CARNAGE is mostly a website that features street fashion critiques called STREET BONERS and compilations of bad television called TV CARNAGE. The site also has a blog, a radio show, and regularly features video shorts made by Gavin and Derrick.

STREET CARNAGE is also a live presentation you can have in your town where Gavin shows a Street Boners "Best Of" and Derrick shows his latest TV Carnage endeavors.

STREET BONERS will eventually be compiled into a huge book which will feature hundreds of pages of Boners as well as contributions from Chloe Sevigny, Debbie Harry, Fred Armisen, Tim & Eric and many more.

Derrick makes videos for various bands as well as his own movies. His most recent project is called "Cop Movie" and is comprised of about three dozen different cop movies and he also has a workout video coming out that is made up of a million disgusting workout tapes. Gavin does freelance writing for TV, film and magazines and they both do funny acting stuff as well as other hilarious video shit we'll tell you about later. They are both dicks.