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New column for Street Carnage. Every week Found brings us their latest find. Today’s is an ATM envelope discovered by Kai Gagnon in Cambridge, MA.

Kai Says: “I found this amongst a stack of deposit envelopes at a bank terminal and brought it back to work with me. I showed my Jewish colleague and we agreed that it’s hilarious. There is definitely a fondness for Dana, Jews (and boobs) buried in this declaration.”

FOUND Says: Hit me up Dana; I’ll love your Jew boobs.

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8 Comments

nerdkiller Says:

jew boobs = hairs on your nipplegates

12.02.08 at 1:02 pm
rjb Says:

Jew boobs are called joobs. Get it right, damn it.

12.02.08 at 1:05 pm
nerdkiller Says:

kyke rockets

12.02.08 at 1:08 pm
founded Says:

fuck yeah! found+streetcarnage=awesome!

12.02.08 at 1:14 pm
valuhretahded Says:

JOOOOBS!?!?! JEWWWWWBS!?? BEWWWWWBS!!!

so excited for this new column

12.02.08 at 6:58 pm
ThrashCowboy666 Says:

http://flickr.com/photos/thrashcowboy666/3077954963/

discuss.

12.02.08 at 8:23 pm
bah! Says:

fuck you davey rothbart!

12.03.08 at 4:34 am
Floating Monk Says:

I wish I had sweaty smelley Jew boobs.

10.21.09 at 4:03 am

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STREET CARNAGE is mostly a website that features street fashion critiques called STREET BONERS and compilations of bad television called TV CARNAGE. The site also has a blog, a radio show, and regularly features video shorts made by Gavin and Derrick.

STREET CARNAGE is also a live presentation you can have in your town where Gavin shows a Street Boners "Best Of" and Derrick shows his latest TV Carnage endeavors.

STREET BONERS will eventually be compiled into a huge book which will feature hundreds of pages of Boners as well as contributions from Chloe Sevigny, Debbie Harry, Fred Armisen, Tim & Eric and many more.

Derrick makes videos for various bands as well as his own movies. His most recent project is called "Cop Movie" and is comprised of about three dozen different cop movies and he also has a workout video coming out that is made up of a million disgusting workout tapes. Gavin does freelance writing for TV, film and magazines and they both do funny acting stuff as well as other hilarious video shit we'll tell you about later. They are both dicks.

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