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FOUND by: Sarah Natale, Rockville, MD

Sarah says: This was being used as scrap paper at work (I work at an educational center). I’m a little upset I couldn’t find the second page, or pinpoint the author. I’d like to talk to them.

FOUND says: What if James Joyce had access to a metric shitload crystal methamphetamines?

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6 Comments

Hnasty Says:

AAUUU AUUUAUUUUU AAAUUUUU SHLUMP!

12.09.08 at 2:16 pm
sally shoebox Says:

“as the electricity was frying his knowledge of life”

thats actually a really awesome line.

12.09.08 at 4:08 pm
Shira Says:

I give it an A+ because it sounds like something you write when you get high and there’s no internet access in school. Something like that.

12.09.08 at 5:02 pm
Ugly Says:

Sounds like a dream you have when you have a really bad fever.

12.10.08 at 3:05 am
hates fatties Says:

(to be exact)

12.10.08 at 3:31 am
no chubby chix Says:

this reads like a page-length mad-lib

12.10.08 at 10:10 am

STREET BONER 1681

Looks like Dora the Explorer is all growed up and ready to party!

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STREET BONER 1680

This is just as ridiculous as Beyoncé doing shampoo ads for “blondes.”

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STREET BONER 1679

Meet the exception to the “Women are attracted to confidence” rule.

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STREET BONER 1678

When I’m mayor, brass knuckles will no longer be illegal but short hair and flats will.

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STREET CARNAGE is mostly a website that features street fashion critiques called STREET BONERS and compilations of bad television called TV CARNAGE. The site also has a blog, a radio show, and regularly features video shorts made by Gavin and Derrick.

STREET CARNAGE is also a live presentation you can have in your town where Gavin shows a Street Boners "Best Of" and Derrick shows his latest TV Carnage endeavors.

STREET BONERS will eventually be compiled into a huge book which will feature hundreds of pages of Boners as well as contributions from Chloe Sevigny, Debbie Harry, Fred Armisen, Tim & Eric and many more.

Derrick makes videos for various bands as well as his own movies. His most recent project is called "Cop Movie" and is comprised of about three dozen different cop movies and he also has a workout video coming out that is made up of a million disgusting workout tapes. Gavin does freelance writing for TV, film and magazines and they both do funny acting stuff as well as other hilarious video shit we'll tell you about later. They are both dicks.