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FOUND: THE UNSOLVED MYSTERIES OF EATING OUT

FOUND by Rachel Reichard; Hagerstown, MD

“This fascinating piece of correspondence was found in a biology textbook at a thrift store. While Skinny claims to be the pride of Mrs. Madden’s English class, I fear to see the collected works of his fellow students in the class of ‘96. Also, how can you graduate if you fail MATH?”

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12 Comments

Dick Butkus Says:

Did he eat out the shorty?

01.27.09 at 11:01 am
ho! Says:

ho ! :
Scott Winebrenner
2323 Althea Drive
Houston Tx. 77018
USA

01.27.09 at 11:05 am
Whew! Says:

Good think he underlined blunts.

01.27.09 at 11:16 am
whiners suck Says:

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=11225093

I’m pretty sure this is the guy! Not that dude from Texas I checked him out and he is too old and too hillbilly looking.

His myspace may be even more priceless than the letter he penned in highschool…Skinny Pimp/ Soldier 4 life. Yo ladies he’s single!

01.27.09 at 11:31 am
whiners suck Says:

oops that was the wrong web address. I am retarded and can’t figure out how to put up a working link so just do a people search, I think its the dude from Hagerstown…

Thanks for increasing my slacking at work potential tenfold today.

01.27.09 at 11:37 am
bammer Says:

6 or 7 blunts? must be some bammer weed.

01.27.09 at 12:28 pm
E. Pubert Unum Says:

For a kid that failed math, he sure is good at basketball statistics. It’s like my old math teacher said: “You kids know every word to all these rap songs, but you can’t remember the Pythagorean theory.”

01.27.09 at 1:56 pm
danimal Says:

he sounds black. I’m confused because I didn’t think black dudes ate puss.

01.27.09 at 2:14 pm
Anon Says:

No one’s commented on Ponderosa yet?! That was priceless.

01.27.09 at 2:44 pm
asdf Says:

yea its the hagerstown myspace — “skinny pimp” aint so skinny any more. and “bill” is his top friend.

01.27.09 at 4:27 pm
aw Says:

thats cute him and bill are still biffles. (yeah I said biffles)

01.28.09 at 12:09 am
ashley Says:

all dudes (that want their dicks sucked) eat pussy.

01.29.09 at 4:49 am

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