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FOUND by: Aimee in Chico, CA

“I found this note at a hotel in LA. It was outside the door of a room full of tweekers who kept us up all night with their loud motorcycles, beat down cars, and raucous domestic squabbles.”

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10 Comments

Penis Larson Says:

I hate tweekers. Did you hear about the cop in Oakland who shot one of them in the back and then the guy died? I thought that was funny.

01.06.09 at 2:20 pm
srsly Says:

that is funny. it’s funny because he didn’t shoot him in the face.

01.06.09 at 2:37 pm
Cap'n Glitterfuzz Says:

Quiet whore, we were playing scrabble.

01.06.09 at 2:45 pm
Penis Larson Says:

actually, I feel bad for saying that, cops are a-holes, tweekers are just annoying

http://www.eastbayexpress.com/blogs/new_footage_of_bart_cop_shooting/Content?oid=898307

01.06.09 at 2:59 pm
Three's Company Says:

Tweekers don’t play scrabble. They play that one card game where you have to be speedy. It’s name ex capes mee.

01.06.09 at 3:01 pm
Beef Says:

# Three’s Company Says:
01.06.09 at 3:01 pm

Tweekers don’t play scrabble. They play that one card game where you have to be speedy. It’s name ex capes mee.

– Spit?

01.06.09 at 3:16 pm
Penis Larson Says:

Ha ha, I haven’t played Spit in a long time. That would be pretty funny to play it with somebody on amphetamines. One time I stayed up all night playing Super Mario 3 while on aderall. It was awesome. I totally beat World 8 on two lives. Aderall rules.

01.06.09 at 5:13 pm
Cap'n Glitterfuzz Says:

You’ve yet to live, pussies.

01.06.09 at 9:25 pm
Taeil Says:

I would like to say sorry to Aimee. Not that I offended her in anyway, it’s just that she lives in Chico, California.

01.08.09 at 1:36 am
aefea Says:

What Taeil said.

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STREET CARNAGE is also a live presentation you can have in your town where Gavin shows a Street Boners "Best Of" and Derrick shows his latest TV Carnage endeavors.

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