Found by Peter Roth; Fort Wayne, IN

“One day while walking downtown I found this in a puddle just over the bridge where the three rivers in Fort Wayne meet. I’m not a detective, but I think Announomys is a little jealous.” -P.R.

-FOUND
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8 Comments
  1. Overstimulated, underwhelmed Says:

    fascinating


  2. Jb Says:

    fucking little piece of gold right there. plus ‘announomys’ is the sickest alias out


  3. steroid abusing homo Says:

    3rd


  4. AnnounomYs Says:

    F O U R T H


  5. Zippy Says:

    For some reason, I thought about Mr. Kotter and the Sweathogs…. :)

    I don’t “geuss” we will see any notes about “Announomys” “makeing” it with the spelling bee tutor. “Your” certain about that!


  6. Jay Says:

    She’s a cheerleader and she spells out “FROM” in the Black Flag bars?! I’m in love!


  7. lol@u Says:

    Sometimes I think it would be fun to be a teacher and catch students passing notes like this in class. I would put it on an overhead projector and mark it up for spelling, grammar and punctuation in front of the whole class.


  8. Uncle Wah Wah Says:

    Really? I would use the notes to blackmail them into doing my bidding!


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