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Found by Peter Roth; Fort Wayne, IN

“One day while walking downtown I found this in a puddle just over the bridge where the three rivers in Fort Wayne meet. I’m not a detective, but I think Announomys is a little jealous.” -P.R.

-FOUND
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8 Comments

Overstimulated, underwhelmed Says:

fascinating

11.17.09 at 9:32 am
Jb Says:

fucking little piece of gold right there. plus ‘announomys’ is the sickest alias out

11.17.09 at 9:58 am
steroid abusing homo Says:

3rd

11.17.09 at 10:47 am
AnnounomYs Says:

F O U R T H

11.17.09 at 10:50 am
Zippy Says:

For some reason, I thought about Mr. Kotter and the Sweathogs….

I don’t “geuss” we will see any notes about “Announomys” “makeing” it with the spelling bee tutor. “Your” certain about that!

11.17.09 at 11:23 am
Jay Says:

She’s a cheerleader and she spells out “FROM” in the Black Flag bars?! I’m in love!

11.17.09 at 11:51 am
lol@u Says:

Sometimes I think it would be fun to be a teacher and catch students passing notes like this in class. I would put it on an overhead projector and mark it up for spelling, grammar and punctuation in front of the whole class.

11.17.09 at 12:29 pm
Uncle Wah Wah Says:

Really? I would use the notes to blackmail them into doing my bidding!

11.17.09 at 2:12 pm

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