French Playboy is out with its first issue for 2009 and it seriously just gets more amazing every month. There is a huge difference between the French version and US Playboy which just pails in comparison, although I can’t say I read it but I know it’s not nearly as incredible as it’s euro counterpart. This month it’s a Marie Antoinette inspired photoshoot that is sure to please everyone’s eyes but past memorable subjects include Anouck Lepere, Lily Cole and Lou Doillon.
Their editorials are also always amazing and more high fashion than they are pornographic and are seem more likely shot for women than they are for dudes looking for something to pull it to.
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pales
12.15.08 at 12:06 pm
Will she please shut up? Imagine having to listen to her bullshit all day.
12.15.08 at 12:28 pm
Yeah for real, get that bitch a jobby-job!
12.15.08 at 12:30 pm
“There is a huge difference between the French version and US Playboy.”
Yeah, the difference is that US Playboy has girls with tits in it.
12.15.08 at 12:32 pm
I get it. One has chicks, the other has martians. Neat
12.15.08 at 12:35 pm
Fashion + nudity = horny. You’re right, this is for women.
12.15.08 at 12:42 pm
Oh come on, these pictures are great. The commenters on this site always sound more miserable & negative than my 90-year-old New England grandma who lived through the Depression.
12.15.08 at 1:27 pm
the french edition would be a great way to learn french- but only once a month
12.15.08 at 1:44 pm
we get it. you’re cool, you totally like naked girls, too. even if they look like aliens.
12.15.08 at 1:49 pm
i fuckin dig frog playboy
12.15.08 at 1:52 pm
learn how to squirt ya dumb cuntrags
12.15.08 at 2:06 pm
has it ever occured to you we don’t fucking care about fries, which have a lot more to do with belgians than french people? here we just call it fries, get over it fat fuck.
12.15.08 at 2:26 pm
“pales”
12.15.08 at 3:01 pm
i don’t understand y ur all bitchin about how french playboy is all about fashion and not plastic tits. does anybody still jerk it to us playboy anymore? their bitches don’t even have vaginas anymore. transforming into topless nylon was the next natural step.
12.15.08 at 3:15 pm
PALES
12.15.08 at 4:09 pm
Fuck all y’all. This shit is dope.
12.15.08 at 4:19 pm
its all hot. except for that 5 year old.
12.15.08 at 5:06 pm
who, coincidentally, has the biggest tits of all..
12.15.08 at 5:07 pm
I hadn’t read playboy for a while but we used to get it at my old job and I, judging from these snaps, wish it wuz the french one. Although I wouldn’t mind seeing more beavre.
12.15.08 at 5:07 pm
ooh pretentious flat chicks.. yeah it’s like a semi boner halfway hard.. that’s a royale with cheese.. the cheese of american playboy sucks in an american way and french playboy looks like it sucks in a french way, that is more beautifully with higher brows and cheekbones but still not the fuck on anal pussy throb gusher of say Pigalle marie after deux jambes dans le twant
Jen you being demonstratively into this is fucking LAYE HAIM. spare us your bendable po sable ghost worldly wise soft porn appreciation. girls and magazines are a cringy combination, seeing broads go gooshy over french vogue or french playboy or italian sassy or whatever shit is a reminder of why we need to take back the vote cos the average girl’s skull is a fancy bag karen O likes fulled with a mental picture of a skinny jeaned rascal with a dick poking out of his groom suit. they can keep the night (of course that’s aight) but we must take back the vote
Schwarzenegger 2012
12.15.08 at 5:46 pm
the pictures finally finished loading on my amiga – ps oh great, flat asses too. girls fundamentally don’t get what boys like do they. which is why they waste their time looking up to the dumbest anorexic cokesnuffling jerrys on earth in order to impress the flamiest mom-loathing gay dudes and other twerp brained females and then wonder why they only attract crybaby hairgel rockers who can’t get hard without seeing their own asses
it’s not exactly suffer jets witch is why the most their daughters can hope to grow up to be is a cokehead flipping thru senegalese grazia in a second hand clothes shop hoping one day she’ll be able to suck a band off. seriously does julia davis or miranda cooper or silverman, or sedaris give a fuck about all this fashion shit? maybe they do and I’m way off but boners aside it’s fuckin dull and even more boring than sports, the male equivalent time waster. at least that shit’s somewhat communal, whereas caring about what you and other chicks look like all day is totally inward and selfish.. which I guess explains why you love hogging all the coke so much. anyway much love ladles, but like sort your outfits and then fucking invent something will ya
12.15.08 at 6:13 pm
I love this post. I love Lou Doillon. And Anouk. Thats all.
12.15.08 at 7:33 pm
I think I know what Jen is saying in this post: American Playboy has an unrealistic protrayal of women with fake boobs and airbrushed “flaws.” French Playboy has a more documentary approach with no fake boobs and “warts and all.”
I can’t get behind either of these magazines. American Playboy doesn’t even give me a semi-chubby although French Playboy does make it start to move. But I still wouldn’t bash one out to either magazine.
12.15.08 at 9:15 pm
“Oh come on, these pictures are great. The commenters on this site always sound more miserable & negative than my 90-year-old New England grandma who lived through the Depression.” — THANK YOU. Everyone’s so goddamned negative all the time. Sorry LL Cool J, didn’t realize.
12.15.08 at 11:27 pm
Yes. try and live up to these gremlins, fatty. At least US Playboy is run by straight (old) men… who I’m assuming know more about what dudes want than faggy fag fags. When will women learn that a gay man’s opinion about your body/style/image does not mean SHIT. No wonder everyone has a diminished sex drive.
12.15.08 at 11:49 pm
[...] Marie Antoinette inspired naked photos shot by the always amazing Ellen Von Unwerth? Yes please! I recapped this and a few issues + editorials for Street Carnage today but this is too good not to cross post [...]
12.16.08 at 1:10 am
these bitches got no ass.
12.16.08 at 2:10 am
a friend of mine does the photo editing for the online copy at playboy here in Chicago. He told me one of his first jobs when he started was to give one of the models a “pussy tuck”. He had to photoshop her mangled pussy to make it more presentable! Now that’s hot!
12.16.08 at 11:14 am
First of all, yes, most of these women have smaller boobs, or smaller butts, but one thing is for sure it’s ALL NATURAL. I don’t really understand how guys can get hard-ons when they see a girl with gynormously-fake & hard looking tit’than soft squishy ones, small or not. Some men are just psychologically fucked up. Thanks America!
12.16.08 at 3:29 pm
p.s. atleast US playgirl portrays REAL MEN
12.16.08 at 3:32 pm
neither lily cole or pam anderson are natural, normal or that sexy. i prefer old playboys, from the late 60s/early 70s. barbi benton was hot. they should make more girls like that.
12.16.08 at 5:37 pm
I didn’t know lily cole had any work done…
12.16.08 at 7:41 pm