STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » FUCK JETSKIS

Captain Planet is here to show you how river life is and how severely damaged it can be by man’s interference. What do you value more, leeches or Jetskis (water Snowmobiles)?

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7 Comments

Loomis Says:

That solar jetskis joke slayed me.

06.05.09 at 9:38 am
Vagina Power Says:

ohhh wait, I don’t give a shit

06.05.09 at 11:16 am
SHITCOCK Says:

If Captain Planet had been like that I might have actually watched it and learned important lessons like putting my garbage in the dumpster instead of the creek behind my house.

06.05.09 at 12:47 pm
startime Says:

hey shitcock is that a gregory shitcock reference or just a coincidence? if its a coincidence theres a show you might like.

06.05.09 at 1:00 pm
A plumpasarus Says:

If you want nonsensical PSA’s check out Fensler Films.

06.06.09 at 5:47 am
THE TRUTH™ Says:

yeah i’m w/ plumpasarus . . . the GI Joe ones are funnier.

06.06.09 at 10:08 am
vegan jules Says:

Captain Planet=Gavin McInnes

06.08.09 at 5:08 am

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STREET CARNAGE is mostly a website that features street fashion critiques called STREET BONERS and compilations of bad television called TV CARNAGE. The site also has a blog, a radio show, and regularly features video shorts made by Gavin and Derrick.

STREET CARNAGE is also a live presentation you can have in your town where Gavin shows a Street Boners "Best Of" and Derrick shows his latest TV Carnage endeavors.

STREET BONERS will eventually be compiled into a huge book which will feature hundreds of pages of Boners as well as contributions from Chloe Sevigny, Debbie Harry, Fred Armisen, Tim & Eric and many more.

Derrick makes videos for various bands as well as his own movies. His most recent project is called "Cop Movie" and is comprised of about three dozen different cop movies and he also has a workout video coming out that is made up of a million disgusting workout tapes. Gavin does freelance writing for TV, film and magazines and they both do funny acting stuff as well as other hilarious video shit we'll tell you about later. They are both dicks.

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