The Knight Rider Rating rates Street Boners from 1 to 10. The icon to represent this has been an exact replica of the K.I.T.T. dashboard because it’s one of our favorite shows of all time.
Everyone loves Knight Rider but has anyone actually watched it in the past 20 years? IT SUCKS. We just sat through the box set of season one and holy shit is it bad. It’s boring. The acting is terrible. There’s no action at all. And the girls are gross. Did you know David Hasselhoff is doing a Knight Rider movie? Why? People who are old enough to remember the show are too old to care and people who are young enough to be into that kind of show have their own shit to check out. Nice marketing plan David.
So yeah, Fuck Knight Rider. We thought it was “so bad it’s good” television but it’s “so bad,” “it’s bad television.” From now on we’re going to mix it up and try beer cans and joints and other good things to represent the 1 to 10 system. Maybe we’ll do a different one each week. Whatever we use, there is no way in hell we are ever looking at anything remotely associated with that shitty show ever again.
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this video is weird.
02.08.08 at 11:26 am
What is this, Austrian history month? Is The Hoffenhessen passing the torch to Austrian beauty Lightnin’ Iris? Are we ready for Knight Rider TNG? Is Streetbonersandtvcarnage really releasing 99 red balloons on the dark knight?
Nine hassle ze Hoffen mine freuden!
02.08.08 at 12:47 pm
Nice video. Check out the doogie houser Fatal Farm opening. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djErgidpXrw
02.08.08 at 5:23 pm
That Night Rider Vs. Night Rider clip from one of the Carnage tapes makes Night Rider look like the greatest fucking thing, I think.
After seeing that actioned packed 20 second scene, you’re pretty much setting yourself up for a disappointment. I remember KOLCHAK: THE NIGHT STALKER being amazing and being excited as shit to see it again when it was released on tv. Turns out it fucking sucked.
Oh well, can’t wait to check out Mama’s Family Season 1 when that drops next month.
02.22.08 at 12:07 pm
released on dvd. How do I edit this garbage that no one will ever read.
*Vanishpoops*
02.22.08 at 12:09 pm