We’ve had enough of Pandora.com. Their library keeps repeating itself. How many times do we have to hear Bondo do Role’s “Gasoline” or “Do You Wanna Dance” by the Ramones? Shit. It’s just like listening to someone’s gigantic, old, iTunes. Can we get some new jams please? Something we haven’t heard before. Something like what KEXP just played? You’re never going to hear Dan le Sac on Pandora. From now on thou shalt not listen to Pandora. Thou shalt only listen to KEXP.
PS: if you listen to it in iTunes you have to keep the website up so you can see who just sang that song.
PPS: Pandora has played Hootie & the Blowfish on my stations on SEVERAL occasions. Seriously.

POOPOOS: Crass were not just a band.

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This entry was posted on 05.02.08 at 12:10 pm by Kyle McInnes. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 2.0 feed. You can E-mail it to a friend.
10 Comments
  1. Loomis Says:

    Why do you guys love Crass so much? I bought Feeding of the 5000 a few weeks ago and it sounds like a building collapsing. There’s no songs.


  2. boomis Says:

    you should avoid Einsturzende Neubauten, loomis, cause that would REALLY piss you off.


  3. poontis Says:

    kexp is worse than pandora.

    They continually claim something is “brand-new” when they’ve been repeating it for months.

    you’ll be tired after listening to it for a week.


  4. Red Herring Says:

    Who knew a radio station from Seattle would take over New York City? Rainy cities like London know more about music because they weather’s so bad they stay indoors more. Didn’t I just read here that Terry Richardson listens to K-Rock all day? It’s amazing that a cosmopolitan city like New York is so unadventurous when it comes to the music they listen to. I bet the most popular band in New York is Bruce Springsteen.


  5. booboojuice Says:

    pandora, more like blandora.


  6. Agent X Says:

    Haven’t you tried just giving the lame shit a ‘Thumbs Down’?
    That’s the best part about Pandora.


  7. Mark Says:

    KEXP is great! Does anyone know of any other streaming stations like this??


  8. parade Says:

    actually, no, factually, crass were not just a band.


  9. parade Says:

    and LOL EINSTURZENDE NEUBAUTEN MEANS COLLAPSING NEW BUILDINGS!!!
    thats literally a great joke.


  10. parade Says:

    also, einsturzende neubauten were the forerunners for such luminaries as the blue man group and STOMP. so it’s double hilarious.


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