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There are so many pressures these days that go hand-in-hand with just trying to keep afloat that you just can’t stop thinking about that Desert Eagle you got tucked away in a shoebox.

So, I’ll say it; sometimes it gets fucking super, not easy at all out there and you deserve better! Well, that’s why I recommend, just when you are about to go “shoe shopping”, you put on a cabaret inspired album that features a lesbian and a gay man aka ROUGH TRADE then, think of a music teacher playing at a piano bar and let ‘er rip with some serious fucking air-piano. (You won’t lose a toe, just your inhibitions)

I guarantee within thirty seconds you’ll be brimming in such good times your tip jar will seem HALF-FULL and all of the crap you had to put up with from your honkychinamanjewn-wordpakihomodyke™ boss, will wash away like skid marks in a Maytag.

I recommend: Birds of a Feather by ROUGH TRADE as seen here on the internet.

Also, any Billy Joel or Elton John will do or the score to a silent film. That’s always a fun one.

This entry was posted on 07.31.08 at 12:40 pm by D. Eric Beckles. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 2.0 feed. You can E-mail it to a friend.

9 Comments

Chachi and the Teen Angels Says:

Beckles… I love this guy.

07.31.08 at 3:55 pm
miaumiaume Says:

It’s kind of funnier just saying you’re going to do this. You know, instead of doing it.

07.31.08 at 4:56 pm
stevieknuckles Says:

Thanks to this video I LMO thinking about my music teacher. then i gave it a try.i LMO a bit mo.

07.31.08 at 5:41 pm
stevieknuckled Says:

Whats LMO? Lick my orifices? Lost mom’s oreo? Lounge maintenance overhead? I don’t think you’re supposed to make shorthand any shorter than it already is.

07.31.08 at 6:08 pm
Mystery Boner Theater Says:

I like the expressive piano gesticulations – Horowitz did the same thing.

07.31.08 at 8:48 pm
real bluebeard Says:

THAS FUNNY

07.31.08 at 10:08 pm
Stephen Dorff Goes Fishing Says:

What a card!

08.01.08 at 12:37 am
teenager Says:

why have a never been made privvy to Rough Trade before? What a jam!

08.01.08 at 7:28 am
chris Says:

Excellent site. Good work.

12.18.08 at 6:46 am

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Being straight edge as a kid is a great way to rebel against: puking, getting pregnant, and wrapping your parent’s car around a tree.

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