A British mom is scared her adopted son will call bullshit on her “You’re just like anybody else” claims so she’s begging 3 billion people to fuck him.
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now that’s a damn good mom. a rarity indeed.
03.17.09 at 11:02 am
Oh shit, I thought he was just half-Asian.
03.17.09 at 11:03 am
i hope his mum tapes it
03.17.09 at 11:15 am
this is fucking humiliating
and wouldn’t most prostitutes be happy to oblige her, even without the national headlines announcing her son’s lack of sex appeal?
03.17.09 at 11:19 am
What a stylish little retard…
03.17.09 at 11:23 am
AESK47, i bet you hear that a lot, minus the “stylish part.
03.17.09 at 11:25 am
What’s the difference between fucking Sarah Silverman and a downs chick? About 10 IQ points, favoring the downy.
03.17.09 at 11:36 am
sleeping with a prostitute is all fun and games. But you feel like real shit for a long time.
03.17.09 at 11:42 am
Publicity stunt.
If she were for real she would’ve hired and anonymous prosty with passable acting ability and tried to make the whole thing seem random. Way less involved/humiliating.
How normal is it to have to beg someone into sex over the internet anyway? FAIL.
03.17.09 at 11:46 am
Removing the googley eyes he Krazy Glued to his joint will be quite the task.
03.17.09 at 11:50 am
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http://www.dating4disabled.com/
http://www.nolongerlonely.com/
Stupid lazy ass mother needs to do her internet research or just sit her son in front of a computer with a tub of Vaseline & teach him how to jerk it.
Or she could contact Harmony Korine & ask for that Downs face’d prostitute’s number who starred in Gummo… their offspring would have nothin’ on the Jolie-Pitt brood.
03.17.09 at 11:54 am
whereas the prostitute feels fortunate to have fucked somebody like Krystal.
03.17.09 at 12:10 pm
“How normal is it to have to beg someone into sex over the internet anyway?”
check me out!
http://boston.craigslist.org/search/cas/?query=m4w
03.17.09 at 12:12 pm
Damnit this could have been added to the Boner Killers!
03.17.09 at 12:20 pm
Maybe someone someone should place a call to fucked and bound on behalf of that poor retahtit nikka.
03.17.09 at 12:21 pm
i want to perform analigus on him
03.17.09 at 12:22 pm
yeah, he looks asian. ok…i like the goatee. keep that. highlight his hair, teach him some breakdancing, put him in hmong dance club and then put a tsingtao in his hand. asians all sound retarded when they try to speak english anyways so we’re good there. he’ll have to do some explaining about that giant retarded non-asian penis of his though…
03.17.09 at 1:24 pm
I hope this dude fucks. Retards are always sticky.
03.17.09 at 1:57 pm
SHE SHOULD DO HER KID THE FAVOUR AND GIVE UP HER SNATCH…
He IS adopted. It’s Kosher.
03.17.09 at 2:09 pm
If no other woman is willing to, of course….
03.17.09 at 2:15 pm
anyone who didnt want to be on the sun would just take him to a knocking shop
03.17.09 at 2:54 pm
no way they’re not related, dude.
03.17.09 at 3:21 pm
I think you are all missing the point. Go to the article and check out his favorite music: Drum and Bass and Bob Marley! It’s finally settled. That music is in fact made for retards.
03.17.09 at 3:27 pm
man. I wish my mom did this for me. That kid is in for some fun times, chicks love givin up teh free sex.
03.17.09 at 3:28 pm
…and here I am trying to get laid whilst lacking an extra chromosome like a sucker…
03.17.09 at 3:45 pm
doesn’t she realize that the reason chicks don’t want to fuck him is because he doesn’t belong in the gene pool. does no one believe in science?!?
03.17.09 at 3:46 pm
@lol@u;
people uglier and probably dumber than him get laid all the time.
03.17.09 at 4:53 pm
If Harland Williams can get laid, so can Otto.
03.17.09 at 5:36 pm
http://www.bebo.com/Profile.jsp?MemberId=2708667167
MY NAME IS OTTO BAXTER I LOVE HAM PIZZAS
03.17.09 at 6:21 pm
^Check out the comments on his page. Ha!^
03.17.09 at 6:32 pm
I’d lick that trisomy shitter.
03.17.09 at 9:19 pm
What would Mom think if the kid loved getting plowed and sucking cock?
03.17.09 at 9:20 pm
She should just do it herself. It wouldn’t make this story any more gross than what it already is.
03.17.09 at 9:21 pm
I know women like men going Down on them but this is ridiculous.
03.17.09 at 9:22 pm
Pretty good looking for a retard.
03.17.09 at 9:40 pm
its ok otto, lil buddy. i too am scared of sex with older ladies.
03.17.09 at 9:45 pm
holy shitness!
I knew I had seen this kid before! at semen sperms site none the less!
http://semensperms.com/2009/01/24/kenny-rogers-the-inbred-retarded-albino-white-tiger/
03.17.09 at 11:16 pm
He’d have better luck getting laid on his own.
Nothing turns off potential like an overbearing mother with no boundaries.
03.17.09 at 11:46 pm
i haven’t watched “the hour” in a while… strombo looks good.
03.17.09 at 11:56 pm
Bahahahaha! Strombo!
03.18.09 at 12:12 am
am i the only one who basically uncynically just wants this guy to get laid?
03.18.09 at 12:41 am
you guys are uglier than this guy. See the film “The Elephant Man.” Maybe we should have Gavin taunt him with stories about how he’s laid hundreds of women because he was in a band since he was 18, how he can tell fish merchants exactly when their fish goes bad, and how good it feels to have two girls swapping cum between their mouths.
Better yet. If this guy’s so normal then why doesn’t he just move to New York and try and start a band and a magazine like the rest of us?
03.18.09 at 4:28 am
P.S. Can someone please delete Aviva’s comments, since she deletes all of my comments off her website?
03.18.09 at 4:33 am
i am being such a homosexual right now!
am i out of myself or what?
03.18.09 at 5:55 am
you’re better off not even visiting her site. it is truly horrible.
03.18.09 at 10:32 am
fuck you vegan boy. you got a hit tv show under your precious normal iq-loving belt?
step off my jock, loser. my famous ass doesn’t need your pc bullshit sympathy vote.
likening me to the elephant man? liken yourself to pinhead, douchewad. it’s a much more apt comparison.
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0121630/
03.18.09 at 11:46 am
I’d rather fuck him than her.. he is definitely a MOAMIWLTF
a Mongo Of A Mom I Wouldnae Love To Finger
03.18.09 at 4:23 pm
What if he’s gay? What if the mother goes through all this trouble, finds some girl (with admittedly low standards), and he’s like ‘no thanks’? Could be fun.
(I’d totally fuck him though)
03.18.09 at 5:55 pm
he’s like the rudolph valentino of special needs students …
03.18.09 at 11:52 pm
my friend shagged a window licker once, he felt really bad afterwards though as he had to help her get dressed :s, also i heard kurt cobain lost his v’s to a downie
06.14.09 at 10:00 am
u fuck him mom
06.02.10 at 12:30 am
I’ll fuck him right in his tight retarded little ass, yeah baby.
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