STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » FUNNY OR DIE: ALEXYSS K TYLOR

Remember this vagina power chick talking about penis power and shit? It’s been awhile since we saw her on YouTube but she’s back. Today she’d like to talk to you about the importance of taking a shit. Apparently, women are going to menses houses and not shitting for days. Alexyss learned about this from her son who re-explains it from off camera.
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dick Says:

damn, is this available in english?

-brought to you by the KKK

05.13.08 at 7:52 pm
menses houses Says:

just by reading the description, i thought you meant there was this new phenomenon of houses-of-menses, as in menstruation. that’s a good idea, having people fawn over you and cook for you and get things for you and take your verbal abuse and existential crises. make it happen!

05.13.08 at 8:14 pm
Li Says:

All I heard was “Nyah yeah shit nyah yeah nyah yeah shit PUSSY JUICE!”

05.13.08 at 9:27 pm
your mother's best friend Says:

For future reference , do not go for the brown hole on day 2 or 3.

05.13.08 at 11:45 pm
sue johanson told montel... Says:

“Mixin Clorox wit ammonia will kill yo ass, then ya’ll won’t be shittin anyhow. “

05.14.08 at 12:48 am
observer Says:

the only “shit” i’m witnessing is her brain.

this is why abusive relationships are sometimes necessary – a back hand to shut her up. maybe her pimp should reclaim her (unless she was losing money and he let her go).

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