So, it starts out I’m a younger man who just found out his wife is pregnant. I lament the loss of my youth and go over all the good times via videos of being on Bill Maher and Carson Daly, making videos with Pinky, and laughing at junkies. I enjoy “Are Women Hornier than Men?” and then Old Me comes downstairs and is furious Young Me has been doing drugs and shit in the house so they (we?) get in a fight and Old Me kicks Young Me out of the house. Then Old Me shows all the baby videos to prove Young Me’s wrong about the quote unquote good old days. Then I fall off a building.

It’s $10 (all inclusive), over an hour long, ready for Christmas, and it includes every video I’ve ever done.

Buy now or forever hold your peace.

AVAILABLE HERE.

UPDATE: Second pressing in with new cartoon cover!

-GAVIN MCINNES

One tiny part of a huge comedy video compilation available HERE

  1. DON’T BUY “GAVIN McINNES IS A FUCKING ASSHOLE” – RENT IT
  2. GAVIN McINNES IS A FUCKING ASSHOLE – THE DVD
  3. ASSHOLE – THE MOVIE – IN FULL
  4. PUTTING YOUR DICK IN THE COMPUTER’S ASSHOLE
  5. HOW TO BE AN ASSHOLE AND GET LAID

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30 Comments
  1. agentmule Says:

    congratulations i hope you sell out!


  2. stoopidass Says:

    dude you misspelled Carson Daly’s name on the flyer.


  3. Düde Says:

    Gavin McInnes is a Fucking Pathetic Old Man Who Has Only Ever Wanted to Be As Famous as, if Not Slightly More than, David Cross and Refuses to Grow Up but at Least Recognizes this and Employs a Self-referential Brand of Humor is what this should have been called.


  4. stinky Says:

    I tried to put my card details into the online form but this massive ego kept blocking my screen.


  5. lester Says:

    it should be called “what a canadian mid life crisis looks like”


  6. Big H Says:

    How much we talking for UK shipping?

    Is it just the same price, or what?


  7. Wack-boy Says:

    Can I pay for it with pemmican?


  8. Brian Says:

    Fuck the haters. I’ve been looking for that Bill Maher episode for a coon’s age! So funny.


  9. Anonymous Says:

    im just going to watch this on the surf the channel. upload it to megavideo


  10. Maxwel Says:

    fully stoked.

    i’m gonna get so slapped on the day it comes in the mail. for you. and then an extra shot for each of your friends.


  11. bolo Says:

    why do people go on Gavins website and talk shit about him?
    Fags, that’s why.


  12. JuCIFER Says:

    Yeah I love how these lil bitches talk shit all day, but the LIVE on Gavin’s website and swing from his nutsack.


  13. Nerd Flanders Says:

    The graphic design in the above picture is awfully Vice-like. Did Gavin invent that shit? That’s my favourite shit.


  14. lester Says:

    I’m not buying something with bill maher on it


  15. Zombie Kid Says:

    I like turtles.


  16. Two Cents Says:

    Why is gavin such an asshole? Its because hes rad! Ego flexing and nun fucking is max. Fuck it greg, thats it. No more.


  17. KFC man Says:

    bolo Says:
    why do people go on Gavins website and talk shit about him?
    Fags, that’s why.

    No Bolo, they’re not just Fags, as we all came to know by now they are Vice’s fag interns.
    Gavin is an Asshole of a comedic genius and he took this shit to a new level and every wannabes is pissed as fuck ’cause they’re jealous Gavin is there and they don’t have the balls to get there with him.


  18. Maxipad Says:

    So gay its perfect.


  19. Maxipad Says:

    Duncan Dougal looks like a scrapper!


  20. lol@u Says:

    How much does Bill Mahahahaher’s makeup weigh? Like in pounds?


  21. HOMO Says:

    this is gunna be rad!


  22. todd Says:

    Is the China trip w/ David Cross going to be on here? Or do I still have to go to my dumb friends’ place to watch the Vice Guide to Travel?


  23. Amelia Says:

    I will only buy this if it includes the video of you walking around that track in Brooklyn wearing high heels. Still my favorite video ever made.


  24. Anonymous Says:

    “why do people go on Gavins website and talk shit about him?”

    because organizations resemble their leaders. gavin’s main product is basically “shit talking”, so it makes sense that others come here and rip on whatever gets blogged about.


  25. bull Says:

    i WOULD buy it

    but i’m still waiting on the street carnage t-shirt that i ordered like a month and a half ago, how long does it take a t-shirt to get to toronto from nyc. it could have walked by now!


  26. B&J Says:

    I would have liked one of those Street Carnage shirts too by the way, that kind of hurts my feelings that other people are allowed to get them but Im not, and I’ve been coming to this site for a very long time.

    Can someone please cam this film at the opening for those of us not there, and just up it to rapidshare or a torrent site please? and then post the link up here?

    that would be great, cheers.


  27. B&J Says:

    the other thing i would like is a dvd of david cho’s ‘thumbs up america’ tour video thing, from that other website. there is no such thing as a dvd of that show yet but if someone could facilitate that for me it would be greatly appreciated.


  28. omg sooo randum Says:

    anonymous speaks the truth..


  29. Anna Says:

    I want to buy this, Gavin… but I do not want to give you the satisfaction. DiLeMmA


  30. kenny hotz Says:

    wow kenny hotz is in it?!
    he’s the funniest guy on earth!


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