1. srsly Says:
   

   thanks for this; definitely, i now know how a hipster looks and what it represents

   Primarily, and according to the article, a hipster is a moocher

   that’s what bush does, too- mooches off the public tit

   
   11.24.08 at 5:18 pm
2. bistro burger Says:
   

   is the whole fucking site on thanksgiving vacation? This site has been HORRIBLE and this post is no exception.

   Look at the comments!

   There are no comments on your website. And Gavin: You were told repeatedly to stop promoting your awful band.

   
   11.24.08 at 5:53 pm
3. glendon rusch Says:
   

   To srsly:

   he mooches a tit?

   
   11.24.08 at 6:13 pm
4. srsly Says:
   

   he’d love to smooch his mom’s bush but opts to mooch the public tit

   
   11.24.08 at 8:01 pm
5. Irritating "hipster markers" Says:
   

   I’m sorry, I’ve held it in to now, but this shit burns me up.

   “asymmetrical haircut” – almost everybody has an asymmetrical haircut. my dad has an asymmetrical haircut. he takes the slightly longer portion of his hair on the left side of his head and combs it rightward, and that means he’s a hipster? what about audie murphy, that guy’s a hipster too? just say what you really mean, a FAGGY haircut.

   “trucker hat” – i know, i’m the gay one for complaining about this, but it’s 200fucking8. even shitty von dutch people gave up those hats like five years ago. you sound like someone’s closeted hecher cousin who still has a chip on his shoulder over disco when you bring this shit up. it is time to move on.

   
   11.24.08 at 9:24 pm
6. raewgwe443bgvq Says:
   

   Can we call a moratorium on “hipster”? it doesn’t really mean anything anyway.

   
   11.24.08 at 9:29 pm
7. Mark Says:
   

   When ever I use the word hipster I fell there is a twinge of jealousy in my attitued towards the person I am calling hipster. Just to add my two cents -

   A hipster is anyone who is overly concerned with being cool.

   Anyone who makes me feel less status quo cool than they are, is a hipster.

   I am a hipster to anyone that I make feel less cool.

   
   11.24.08 at 10:48 pm
8. NYTOL Says:
   

   will help u get ur z’s

   
   11.25.08 at 12:58 am
9. fizzlebottom Says:
   

   Hey idiots,
   a hipster is any twenty-something who isn’t a frat-boy jock or a geek. It’s like hippies in the 60’s; Anyone in the 60’s who did drugs or listened to any remotely underground bands was considered a hippie. Most kids drink PBR because it’s cheap and wear lacoste because they have good taste. Boring articles like these avoid one obvious question: What’s worse, a fucking nature photographer wearing sandals (or crocs), cargo shorts, and douchey sport shades, or some “hipster” wearing wayfarers and a polo shirt? If we’re going to judge people based on appearances let’s admit that norms wear clothes far worse than what most hipsters come up with: sweat/trackpants, sandals, crocs, shorts, cargo everything, Affliction (I just puked out a bunch of patterns on to a shirt) shirts, distressed denim, wraparound sunglasses, uggs, and ugly color schemes. You can double or triple everything I just listed due to the endless retarded “sport” variations norms come up with every month.

   to everyone complaining about hipsters: you sound like you’re going to start complaining about electroclash next. How about you complain about how “un-punk” Sum 41 are? Maybe you want to tell me how Limp Bizkit are “just corporate puppets.”

   to the writer: trustafarians are rich kids with dreadlocks, plus you might want to research what a trust fund is before you throw the word around.

   ps I’m glad this article never mentioned “ironic t-shirts,” that phrase was getting really tired.

   pps I’m sorry the correct response to all of this whining about hipsters is “who cares?”

   
   11.25.08 at 2:46 am
10. deathbreath Says:
    

    norms? hahhahahaha

    
    11.25.08 at 10:43 am
11. Tampax Dave Says:
    

    “There are no comments on your website.”

    There are 11 comments on this thread alone, which meets or exceeds the total number of comments for all articles on that other website that starts with a “V.”

    
    11.25.08 at 12:06 pm
12. Raybans Says:
    

    Come on dude, these facts* and proof* i mean who is posting* lol

    
    05.14.09 at 3:52 am

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