GIRL CRUSH: ORGASMIC COOKIE EATING BIG BROTHER UK 9 CONTESTANT
I don’t have satellite TV, so I was only recently made aware of the splendor that is Kathreya from Big Brother UK 9. She’s maybe retarded, and definitely into cookies.
I enjoy how she how she speaka Engrish:
I enjoy her confidence in wearing lamé, and her lack of confidence in her sense of direction:
I enjoy how she works out:
Did I mention she loves cookies?
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Tags: big brother, cookies, questionably retarded people
06.26.08 at 12:16 pm
I was under the impression that the British called them biscuits.
06.26.08 at 12:27 pm
she is a cartoon
06.26.08 at 12:28 pm
This bitch is brilliant. You can’t even make up a character like that.
06.26.08 at 12:56 pm
oh yes! she’s a sexy beast. i want to cover her in butter and slide across her naked body. for reals y’all
06.26.08 at 1:15 pm
so how many pussies does she rate
i giv her a two
lots of cushion for the pushin
06.26.08 at 1:22 pm
Holy Shit, I am literally crying. This woman is too good to be true. I-I-I feel like I’ve come home.
06.26.08 at 1:32 pm
she is so cute i love her!
06.26.08 at 2:02 pm
Not doing too much to fight stereotypes there, are we? A chunk who speaks engrish. (Chunk=fat chink)
06.26.08 at 2:07 pm
hirarious!
06.26.08 at 3:01 pm
if only i could love any 1 simple thing in life as much as she loves cookies.
i would say that i love her as much as she loves cookies, but im almost positive it pales in comparison. she loves cookies, SOOO much. they are like an antidote to the blues for her. christ thats magical.
06.26.08 at 4:14 pm
People who embody their stereotypes as perfectly as this woman does are like kryptonite to white people; they have no idea how to react and sometimes you can almost see their brains cracking under the strain.
06.26.08 at 5:20 pm
She’s embodies nothing but the mental capacity of a 3-4 year old. Somebody’s been slipping mercury in her cookies.
06.26.08 at 5:57 pm
She loves cookies as much as I love this site. Awwwwwwwww.
06.26.08 at 7:53 pm
Cookie Monster also speak engrish like this fine lady.
They both be cute yo!
06.26.08 at 8:01 pm
Fuck! Her giant toddler act is infectious. I love/hate how I find/cringe at this developmentally arrested/subversive comedian(prob not) so endearing/pathetic….then I’m sad, now angry, ooh - wistful, mm bulemic, now nothing but the blackest emptiness and despair.
Ah wait……I’m over it. Beer!
06.26.08 at 8:11 pm
Tracie/Denise (i know that ain’t your real name lady) sure likes double penetration!
06.27.08 at 2:36 am
SAKWEEZE SAKWEEZE!
06.27.08 at 7:46 am
i love pussy like she loves cookies. i bet her cooch tastes like a fresh keebler’s tollhouse
06.28.08 at 4:48 am
once bitch is outta that tank she’ll make millions running ad campains against inbreeding.
also she sounds like a jamaican in the last video.
06.29.08 at 6:51 pm
That’s the baby from Dinosaurs the sitcom. She’s all growed up.
06.02.09 at 2:31 pm
There is obviously a lot to know about this. I think you made some good points in Features also.