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GIVE SOMEONE A HANDJOB THIS VALENTINE’S DAY

Last Christmas you guys all ran out and got the greatest stocking stuffer of all time for your beloved, right?

Welp, Valentine’s Day is around the corner, so it’s time to buy presents for the person you want to eff most. Keeping with the romantic spirit, the creators of the Handjob© have this brand new commercial:

-AVIVA YAEL
EverythingIsAnnoying.com

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10 Comments

nope Says:

This is hilarious. Oh, did I mention I am 15 and completely stupid?

02.03.10 at 12:12 pm
wow Says:

your shit is weak today sbtvc

02.03.10 at 12:39 pm
Hamhock Says:

Stupid. Unfunny. Not clever. Stop it.

02.03.10 at 1:53 pm
NippleDick Says:

Is it supposed to be a secret that Aviva Yael is Arv? It’s impossible for 2 people to suck that bad

02.03.10 at 4:50 pm
Pee Says:

Nice tits.

02.03.10 at 5:56 pm
Kennedy Says:

Pretty corny, but I bet the dude that thought of this is now generationally wealthy.

02.03.10 at 6:24 pm
!!! Says:

It’s kind of a dick in a box rip off.

02.03.10 at 7:14 pm
Frenchy Says:

SHUT THE FUCK UP

02.03.10 at 10:10 pm
poopsmear Says:

this is amazing writing about very interesting, relevant and downright hilarious topics! no it’s not

02.04.10 at 12:30 am
jj Says:

the tit shot 1 minute into video 2 was worth it

02.04.10 at 1:09 pm

STREET BONER 1682

There’s a certain look girls have where you can just tell her boyfriend sucks and you could probably sweep her off her feet.

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STREET BONER 1681

Looks like Dora the Explorer is all growed up and ready to party!

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STREET BONER 1680

This is just as ridiculous as Beyoncé doing shampoo ads for “blondes.”

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STREET BONER 1679

Meet the exception to the “Women are attracted to confidence” rule.

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