What did she think was going to happen? Coffee tables are not large stones embedded in the grass for hundreds of years. They are precarious pieces of wood with some thin legs that are meant to hold coffee cups and maybe a magazine or two.


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19 Comments
  1. SCOTTIECAPSLOCK Says:

    2:52 = MAGIC


  2. french guy Says:

    gross voice, gross face attitude, grosse vache.


  3. french guy Says:

    0.43 to 0.49 is not bad either. i would say “poor thing”, but no. too fucking funny. hey do you think she just moved in?


  4. Dickless French Guy Says:

    ce qui est très vieux… vous êtes Wack.

    je mapelle dickless french guy, et j’approuve ce message.


  5. shnake Says:

    this is totally a DO and should be included in the Vice Guide to Being Hilarious.


  6. kat Says:

    i cant’ get enough of this. i watch it regularly.


  7. Mr. Belvedere Says:

    you’d think she’d have bothered to put the shoes on before hitting record.


  8. campcore vs wharf Says:

    displacing the weight is the key


  9. LOL Says:

    why would she upload it?


  10. srsly Says:

    lol@ Dickless French Guy


  11. summit cookin' Says:

    oh. my. lord.
    that was the funniest shit i’ve seen in a while.
    jeebus.


  12. Encore Says:

    Maybe the creaking noise the table was making should have been a red flag. But kudos for not taking the lord’s name in vain and changing it to a “Gosh”.


  13. srsly Says:

    lol@my own jokes. who do i think i’m kidding?


  14. Daz76 Says:

    When you can sing like an angel you sometimes think you are one and try to fly.
    Further proof that there is no such thing as angels.


  15. kdawg in e Minor Says:

    That’s right, Daz76, good points. Funny stuff. I avoided watching this for a couple of days because I had a feeling it was not going to be good for the gal. It was a lot funnier than I thought it would be. The way she landed right on the edge of the table – couldn’t plan that better. Then the squirming….good stuff.


  16. Chachi and the MS-13s Says:

    That was dope.


  17. ew Says:

    yeah, watching fat people tip over is always ha-halarious, but my question concerns the scenery : what the fuck kind of room contains an ironing board, a fat girl, a cooler, an ethan allen coffee table and nothing else? the closest proximation i can come up with is the rooms they have in maury that contain the “sexy decoys”, cept this is for like special maury about chubby jungle fever or something.


  18. Daz76 Says:

    It looks like her crotch is eating her jeans.


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