Oldshapes! I will be playing alternative grunge with my sex coach Lesley Arfin tonight at that new dive on Bowery.
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First time I’ve seen Gavin in a tie. I predict this’ll be a new rule of his, like “Every male over the age of 40 must wear a tie at all times.” Also, Lesley is your sex coach? You lucky motherfucker.
Im so fucking confused, are you suggesting Gavin is uncircumcised and thus not fuckable — fourteen year old girl (probably a daily perez hilton reader) logic? Or are you suggesting that Lesley looks like an anteater — gay man who doesn’t know he’s gay logic.
It’s admirably noble and valiant of all you guys—who obviously have no trouble getting laid if you think she’s a hot piece of ass, for fuck’s sake—to rush to Lesley’s defense. I’m sure it matters to her. Just be sure to bring a handful of squirming, tasty ants with you to Grunge Night in order to impress her.
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rock the cardigan you asshole. not a tie.
06.26.08 at 4:04 pm
Don’t fuck this up Gavin.
06.26.08 at 4:15 pm
is that cher?
06.26.08 at 5:03 pm
watevs, rock the tie.
like the opposite of a mesh tank top.
06.26.08 at 5:51 pm
First time I’ve seen Gavin in a tie. I predict this’ll be a new rule of his, like “Every male over the age of 40 must wear a tie at all times.” Also, Lesley is your sex coach? You lucky motherfucker.
06.26.08 at 7:30 pm
Play “Jack Pepsi” by Tad.
06.26.08 at 11:11 pm
Gavin has such a sweet life. He’s always got some party or some gig to attend.
06.27.08 at 12:06 am
“Also, Lesley is your sex coach? You lucky motherfucker.”
Yeah, if you consider sex with anteaters desirable.
06.27.08 at 1:30 am
every Thursday, for real? also, Brad: fuck yourself
06.27.08 at 9:10 am
Sparkling riposte there, ol’ chap! You sure told me! Now I have to go fuck myself!
As much as that’s gonna blow, it’s still better than sex with an anteater.
06.27.08 at 10:06 am
I would fuck that anteater rotten. She doesn’t like when I email her though.
06.27.08 at 1:45 pm
what exactly is alternative grunge?
06.27.08 at 3:35 pm
ya know compared to normal grunge
06.27.08 at 3:36 pm
Im so fucking confused, are you suggesting Gavin is uncircumcised and thus not fuckable — fourteen year old girl (probably a daily perez hilton reader) logic? Or are you suggesting that Lesley looks like an anteater — gay man who doesn’t know he’s gay logic.
06.27.08 at 4:30 pm
Why does every mp3j this side of girl talk dress in a full suit? and zifiandels with ice? really?
06.27.08 at 8:17 pm
I have no self esteem so I burn people on the internet.
06.28.08 at 1:24 am
It’s admirably noble and valiant of all you guys—who obviously have no trouble getting laid if you think she’s a hot piece of ass, for fuck’s sake—to rush to Lesley’s defense. I’m sure it matters to her. Just be sure to bring a handful of squirming, tasty ants with you to Grunge Night in order to impress her.
06.28.08 at 3:52 am
You both look like you’re going to have your picture taken at an Olan Mills kiosk. I approve.
06.28.08 at 5:00 am