Oldshapes! I will be playing alternative grunge with my sex coach Lesley Arfin tonight at that new dive on Bowery.


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18 Comments
  1. Speen Doktars Says:

    rock the cardigan you asshole. not a tie.


  2. DamnDanMan Says:

    Don’t fuck this up Gavin.


  3. LOL Says:

    is that cher?


  4. deathcrush Says:

    watevs, rock the tie.

    like the opposite of a mesh tank top.


  5. BizNassTime Says:

    First time I’ve seen Gavin in a tie. I predict this’ll be a new rule of his, like “Every male over the age of 40 must wear a tie at all times.” Also, Lesley is your sex coach? You lucky motherfucker.


  6. Haramadan Says:

    Play “Jack Pepsi” by Tad.


  7. Jels Says:

    Gavin has such a sweet life. He’s always got some party or some gig to attend.


  8. Brad Nordstrom Says:

    “Also, Lesley is your sex coach? You lucky motherfucker.”

    Yeah, if you consider sex with anteaters desirable.


  9. sam Says:

    every Thursday, for real? also, Brad: fuck yourself


  10. Brad Nordstrom Says:

    Sparkling riposte there, ol’ chap! You sure told me! Now I have to go fuck myself!

    As much as that’s gonna blow, it’s still better than sex with an anteater.


  11. aha Says:

    I would fuck that anteater rotten. She doesn’t like when I email her though.


  12. gfre Says:

    what exactly is alternative grunge?


  13. gfre Says:

    ya know compared to normal grunge


  14. Randolphin Says:

    Im so fucking confused, are you suggesting Gavin is uncircumcised and thus not fuckable — fourteen year old girl (probably a daily perez hilton reader) logic? Or are you suggesting that Lesley looks like an anteater — gay man who doesn’t know he’s gay logic.


  15. dh Says:

    Why does every mp3j this side of girl talk dress in a full suit? and zifiandels with ice? really?


  16. Brad Says:

    I have no self esteem so I burn people on the internet.


  17. Brad Nordstrom Says:

    It’s admirably noble and valiant of all you guys—who obviously have no trouble getting laid if you think she’s a hot piece of ass, for fuck’s sake—to rush to Lesley’s defense. I’m sure it matters to her. Just be sure to bring a handful of squirming, tasty ants with you to Grunge Night in order to impress her.


  18. Mike Says:

    You both look like you’re going to have your picture taken at an Olan Mills kiosk. I approve.


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