Though it gets kind of depressing seeing wasted Polaks puke in the garbage, Greenpoint is one of the few cheap places in Brooklyn where you don’t have to worry about crime. Nobody’s going to mug you or catcall your girl. They’re too drunk. Here’s a handy guide to the various areas in the area (not including swimsuit).
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McGorlick Park is one of our Nation’s premier locales for observing annhiliated Polish men of all ages congregating in their natural habitat at almost any hour, day or night. Try and stay near the middle of the walk paths to avoid provoking any unwelcome contact.
12.08.08 at 11:58 am
p.s. – There is also all kinds of weirdness going down on Moultrie between Norman and Meserole. I won’t even get into it.
12.08.08 at 12:00 pm
the poisonous gasses leaking up from teh largest oil spill in US history are also nice.
12.08.08 at 12:10 pm
Along with the oil in the ground, there are pools of rancid 100 year old whale blubber from the candle factories. I work in a candle factory on the queens side of the creek, we don’t dig any motherfucking holes.
12.08.08 at 12:53 pm
Better get in while the getting is good cause the Poles are leaving Greenpoint to return to Poland. Better economy. And you know who is waiting to fill the void. So maybe not having Poles around isn’t such a bad idea but they were the one constant keeping rents down. No one else at the time was willing to sacrifice their health living over a carcinogen bog for a cool zip code. Certainly a cool place but the guys in the hats and coats i.e. developers are laying in wait. Ever offer on a property undoubtedly includes offering free one way ticket to Poland. Same gist as slaughterhouse busing in illegal mexicans. since all people really need is ride and someone to help carry the boxes.
i learned all of this real estate talk from blognigger via kid beckles
12.08.08 at 12:57 pm
NOBLE STREET REPRESENT!!!!
BIG UP TO ALL THE POLAKS IN GREENPOINT.
12.08.08 at 2:08 pm
my favorite polish butcher was shut down for being a cocaine den.
my grandmas are buried nearby.
liferocks!
12.08.08 at 2:20 pm
you fuckers really posted this? “districts” in greenpoint? get a fuckin clue. as the cockhole who wrote the round-up would say: unbelievable.
12.08.08 at 2:40 pm
Polaks keep the rent dow, the beer cheap, and the fags out.
12.08.08 at 5:03 pm
FUCK YOU
FUCK
FUCK
I WANT TO STAY THE ONLY JEW !!!!!
12.08.08 at 8:41 pm
Northside represent!
McGuinness Blvd. represent!
Europa represent!
Rachel’s represent!
LIE represent!
its way drunken … but if your not a faggy jerkoff, its a nice neighborhood to live in. Plus Polisy girls are fucking hot and the guys all look like Aragorn or need license plates for the necks. Also, its the only part of Brooklyn I know of that has a lot of lesbians and catholics living in relative harmony.
12.09.08 at 1:01 pm
Also the poles are moving to Ireland because the Irish arent a bunch of pussies.
12.09.08 at 1:03 pm