STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » GUY BUYS WITHNAIL & I COTTAGE

(of course The Guardian doesn’t have an embed feature)

Some dude bought Monty’s cottage. He sees it as a piece of English cultural heritage that should be preserved at all costs like, say, the shitshack where Wordsworth, Coleridge and Keats all fucked the same bitch. What a Mensch.

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6 Comments

will Says:

i hope to grow up to be monty <3

03.04.09 at 2:40 am
Yellow Kettle Says:

we’re multimillionaires! we shall buy this place and install a fucking jukebox.

03.04.09 at 12:27 pm
Kennedy Says:

I have no fucking clue what this is about.

03.04.09 at 10:28 pm
down in africa Says:

That ain’t shit. I got Danny’s head dress.

03.05.09 at 6:21 am
loopy Says:

Dear Kennedy,
Netflix the damn movie. Your life will improve greatly, I assure you.

03.05.09 at 8:13 am
coco Says:

no its good people dont know what the hell this is-it is too good of a movie to be exploited by unknowing trend-seekers

03.05.09 at 10:13 am

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STREET CARNAGE is also a live presentation you can have in your town where Gavin shows a Street Boners "Best Of" and Derrick shows his latest TV Carnage endeavors.

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Derrick makes videos for various bands as well as his own movies. His most recent project is called "Cop Movie" and is comprised of about three dozen different cop movies and he also has a workout video coming out that is made up of a million disgusting workout tapes. Gavin does freelance writing for TV, film and magazines and they both do funny acting stuff as well as other hilarious video shit we'll tell you about later. They are both dicks.