“Dear Street Carnage,
Went as Zombie Flasher around town. Zombie costume including liquid latex, fake blood, fake wounds, fake wounds on nipples, toilet paper, fake roaches, peanut shells, popcorn, an 80s Boglin hand puppet over the vag, and real boobs!
Love,
- Becca”
Dear Becca,
You win.
-SBTVC
PS: Ladies, if you’re wondering why the comments are so venomous when it comes to women and how they look, here’s the deal: A huge percentage of our readers are adolescent males (mostly Canadian). This is the age where you masturbate several times a day and fucking hate yourself for it. Your libido is a curse that controls your every action. This sexual frustration often manifests itself as rage and that is directed towards women because they’re the ones the penis keeps bugging them about. Please don’t take it seriously. It’s actually a twisted form of flattery.
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STREET BONER 1127
Being straight edge as a kid is a great way to rebel against: puking, getting pregnant, and wrapping your parent’s car around a tree.
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NICE! No half-assed body suit, not even panties!
She looks a bit like my aunt Jeannie tho…
11.02.09 at 11:49 am
i think i just threw up a little bit. winner!
11.02.09 at 12:21 pm
I’m a 21 year old Canadian male that masturbates frequently and I sorta kinda care.
Wonderful costume, wonderful tits.
11.02.09 at 12:38 pm
whoa whats plush monster in her crotch from?
i think i used to have one as a kid but i dont
remember the ref.
11.02.09 at 12:53 pm
DUDEZ. that little goblin puppet guy…is that old school or did someone bring them back??? i had one when i was a kid and loved him. he came in a little cardboard crate with a plastic cage door and it was kind of the best packaging ever.
11.02.09 at 12:54 pm
I would bite the scabs off of her nipples and chew on them for a bit. Bombshell Zombie.
11.02.09 at 12:59 pm
Sensible footwear!
11.02.09 at 1:06 pm
i wish i were that boglin
11.02.09 at 1:19 pm
I think there’s a chance you went as a real flasher too.
11.02.09 at 1:19 pm
it would be sooo funny seeing this person run around on halloween
props and/or kudos
11.02.09 at 3:36 pm
Looks like Marc Bolan with tits.
11.02.09 at 3:42 pm
One word – Falcor.
11.02.09 at 6:02 pm
hahaha this is pretty awesome
11.02.09 at 6:26 pm
Boglin FTW
11.02.09 at 6:56 pm
Really glad the comments have not been “venomous” as predicted, ’cause this chick is amazing.
11.02.09 at 6:57 pm
@Mary Magdalene
Why would tits and a cool costume inspire venom?
11.02.09 at 6:59 pm
I applaud your accomplishment. I think you should take this idea even further and maybe make some sex videos with this character. Zombie Flasher pornography would be a fresh direction for adult film.
Just be sure to post the links to the videos online so we can review them for you.
11.02.09 at 7:13 pm
i actually think most of the commenters here r girls n thats y the comments r so “venomous”. like my thought process is :y’s this bitch gettin more attention than me? im skinnier n 100% less jewy. but my costume sucked this year.
11.02.09 at 7:28 pm
hahaha, out of control.
11.02.09 at 7:28 pm
this is the most beautifulest jew i have ever seen.
11.02.09 at 7:43 pm
also, the most beautifulest zombie.
11.02.09 at 7:43 pm
She seems like pretty much the coolest girl in the world. 10/10.
11.02.09 at 9:20 pm
She has “balls” to be that naked. Propz.
11.02.09 at 9:49 pm
I’m so offended by this, you should delete your entire website.. oh, and fuck the mexicans
11.02.09 at 9:57 pm
pretty awesome, but i still stand by falcor. sowwy
11.03.09 at 7:18 am
Fu**ing awesome costume!!!!! She should have had that fake va-J-J just hangin’ off the bottom of that thing covering her real vag.
11.03.09 at 1:23 pm
Jewish commenters are the pits.
11.03.09 at 2:35 pm
Lesbians should be automatically disqualified.
11.03.09 at 3:10 pm
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11.16.09 at 8:56 pm
those are my underwear betch
01.08.10 at 6:31 pm