STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » HALLOWEEN PARTY PICS: THE GAY CHURCH

The theme of this party was “Night of 1,000 Jacksons.”
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Judi was the superhero on a bottle of poppers. BTW, if you are not going to have ass sex, please do not take “anal” nitrate. The headache the next day makes meth hangovers feel like blow jobs.
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Judi with Janet Jackson’s wardrobe malfunction.
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Mauricio as the werewolf from the movie in the “Thriller” video.
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The girl from the Thriller video with Danzig and Gay Maddox.
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Jason as the guy that did the autopsy.
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Me as a European dressing as Michael Jackson. I think I am going to go as someone else dressing as someone else for all proceeding Halloweens. My “Woman Dressed as a Man” made history.
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LaToya and Janet circa “Rhythm Nation.” When these two saw each other they yelled out “NOSE CONTOURING!” and hugged.
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The Johns played every song from “Thriller” in the order in which they appear.
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Lesley as Macaulay Culkin circa the “Black or White” video.
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Then two people came out and did the dance from that thing where it’s all Egyptian and Michael’s shirt is blowing in the wind.
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Oh yeah, it’s from “Remember the Time.”
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This Puerto Rican pedophile creamed my blackface.
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This is around when things got really gay. I kept hearing people say, “What the fuck is that?”
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Uh oh.
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Bye.

-GAVIN MCINNES

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19 Comments

Chachi and the MS-13s Says:

Barfin’s costume made me chuckle. She reminded me of an AIDS kid.

11.02.09 at 10:17 am
Whacking Jacko Says:

More like “Night of a 1,000 Jackasses.”

11.02.09 at 10:19 am
hooter mcdooder Says:

latoya has a fantastic rack

11.02.09 at 10:21 am
[not] Christi Bradnox Says:

This looks funner than that stupid Vice party! (Yeah right! You wish)

11.02.09 at 10:47 am
imyar Says:

Macaulay kills it

11.02.09 at 10:53 am
milky Says:

hahaha, blackface. never gets old.

11.02.09 at 11:00 am
JuCIFER Says:

Is that pink bag dude supposed to be Goatse?

11.02.09 at 11:17 am
yikes Says:

more latoya now.

11.02.09 at 12:37 pm
yikes Says:

you’re goatse.

11.02.09 at 12:40 pm
JuCIFER Says:

Ouch you got me, Comedy Classic.

11.02.09 at 12:53 pm
dry rub Says:

Having seen pictures of both, this actually does look funner than the vice party.

11.02.09 at 12:56 pm
shannon Says:

Latoya has the best rack ever. I’ve sampled it myself.

11.02.09 at 6:29 pm
THE bobby valentine Says:

It’s images like these that make me wish I wasn’t the loser that stays home rubbing one out to all the sexy nurses every Halloween.

11.03.09 at 12:33 am
walter delmar Says:

Latoya is hot !

11.03.09 at 1:39 am
Jim Goad Says:

I heard that Shane and Suroosh went to the VICE party dressed as creative people.

11.03.09 at 4:22 am
latonya Says:

judi looks hot. poppers are gross though.

11.03.09 at 7:22 am
Mel Says:

I LOVE Gavins costume. Legendary!

11.03.09 at 11:23 am
Arv Says:

Poppers are FUN. Cops smelling them on you is not.

11.03.09 at 12:44 pm
Satan Davis Jr. Says:

I thought all churches was gay.

11.03.09 at 3:07 pm

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