STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » HALLOWEEN WITH DAZED & CONFUSED

If you need some last minute Halloween costume ideas, maybe you could take a hint from the latest editorial out of Dazed & Confused. The whole mag is full of themed editorials of the Halloween / horror persuasion.

Now I’ve never been a fan of the revoltingly typical “sexy (insert job / animal here)” costume, but if you’re really gonna go for it, at least copy one of these looks completely, tits and all.

If your girlfriend isn’t willing to get even half naked, find her some kinda body suit like this (try American Apparel), grab some pasties and a scrap of sequins, and get her out the door.

Or paint her green and tell her to throw on a party dress. Whatever.

-JEN HANLEY
Gnarlitude.com
Sexsavagesonwheels.com

This entry was posted on 10.29.09 at 11:30 am by Jen Hanley. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 2.0 feed. You can E-mail it to a friend.

5 Comments

Street Boner Says:

LAST!!!

10.29.09 at 8:57 pm
UnCLEDADDY Says:

very nice.
BTW - JEN SUCKS

10.30.09 at 11:05 am
Anonymous Says:

god forbid anything be revoltingly typical.

10.30.09 at 8:55 pm
cephalod Says:

what the fuck was the point of that?

10.31.09 at 1:39 am
dry rub Says:

some obscenely complicated bodysuit/mask thing that looks like it took dozens of hours to make? awesome last minute idea!

10.31.09 at 6:23 pm

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