STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » HAMBURGER = FUCK

First we had a funeral for the N-Word and now the F-word has been replaced with “Hamburger.” If a black guy in a cowboy hat told me he was going to become a successful comedian who replaced all swear words with a beefy sandwich snack, I would say, “No you’re not.”

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8 Comments

dink Says:

pinky needs to be on Comic’s Unleashed with Byron Allen.

06.10.08 at 9:45 am
CK Watt Says:

I had no idea Karl Malone was so funny.

Haaamburger!

06.10.08 at 10:35 am
Kikkanese Says:

I need the N-word back.

06.10.08 at 11:57 am
butters Says:

Remember when there was a funeral for “Def”? That one actually worked, I think. Ah, hamburgers.

06.10.08 at 12:34 pm
realist Says:

ho-de-do ho-de-do ho-de-do that guys is stupid as all the rest

06.10.08 at 1:52 pm
Gayboners Says:

White people are like this…
and black people are like this!

06.10.08 at 6:59 pm
Sinbad Says:

Hamburger you, you hamburgerin hamburger.

06.10.08 at 7:27 pm
Teddy Ruxpin Says:

Hamburger replaces God Damn It (both 3 syllables). I thought this was obvious. I’m pretty sure he alluded to this in one of his acts. Whatevz.

Peace. One. Chuch.

06.12.08 at 5:59 am

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STREET CARNAGE is mostly a website that features street fashion critiques called STREET BONERS and compilations of bad television called TV CARNAGE. The site also has a blog, a radio show, and regularly features video shorts made by Gavin and Derrick.

STREET CARNAGE is also a live presentation you can have in your town where Gavin shows a Street Boners "Best Of" and Derrick shows his latest TV Carnage endeavors.

STREET BONERS will eventually be compiled into a huge book which will feature hundreds of pages of Boners as well as contributions from Chloe Sevigny, Debbie Harry, Fred Armisen, Tim & Eric and many more.

Derrick makes videos for various bands as well as his own movies. His most recent project is called "Cop Movie" and is comprised of about three dozen different cop movies and he also has a workout video coming out that is made up of a million disgusting workout tapes. Gavin does freelance writing for TV, film and magazines and they both do funny acting stuff as well as other hilarious video shit we'll tell you about later. They are both dicks.