Canadians have designed a robot that can help you with impossible tasks. The only two problems are it costs 20 thousand dollars and it looks like this:

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14 Comments
  1. drippy dog dix and cum bubbles or something Says:

    I think the Japs already pulled this off, back in 1903 or so.


  2. pubert Says:

    Leave it to Canada to figure out something that the rest of the world has known about for twenty years. I think rap music might be catching on there, too.


  3. JuCIFER Says:

    “GRAB MY NIP—–REPEAT——-GRAB MY NIP”


  4. the nacho chip Says:

    for realz, the canadians should leave robots to the japanese, at least THEY invest a little more time on the artistic side of things


  5. Dork Says:

    It’s the Eric Cartman hat that does the trick.


  6. the nacho chip Says:

    it reminds me of an episode of the outer limits where a guy builds a robot child to replace his son who died in a car accident. this episode is utterly THE most shudder-worthy thing i have ever seen.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_suB-c0cDV0


  7. zippy Says:

    The thing looks as if it is getting ready to sit on it’s ass and God knows I’ve already mastered that “impossible task” .


  8. homeless. Says:

    hahahaha


  9. tommy gun Says:

    lmao @pubert


  10. sf_Jef Says:

    That’s the most homeless looking robot I’ve ever seen. What is he programmed to do? -Drink Southern Comfort and scratch off lottery tickets?


  11. Liquid Sky Saxon Says:

    If any of you actually have to deal with robots on a daily basis, then you know that the face and hat make it bearable, rather than disturbing.


  12. Mike Says:

    Only an imbecile would taunt a robot by putting a toque on it.


  13. noodle noggin Says:

    Japs have cooler ones.


  14. uhh... Says:

    wino-bot


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