STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » HAPPY JULY 4TH!

233 years ago today, America told the strongest empire in the world to get the fuck out of their face. They hid in trees and jumped out of bushes and beat the entire British army! Say what you want about the USA, but that’s pretty impressive.

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7 Comments

pubert Says:

hi

07.04.09 at 11:54 am
internetlady007 Says:

hey, what’s up? a/s/l?

07.04.09 at 2:27 pm
fuuck Says:

your friends dont look a damn thing like the dos

whos the cutie with the high pitched voice? tell her shes cute. crap shes gonna read this

07.05.09 at 4:42 am
I hate naggers Says:

god don’t like ugly

07.05.09 at 5:35 am
Jay Says:

First vid is funny. The second one. Are they really that stupid, or are they pretending ?

07.05.09 at 1:03 pm
Ernest Queefingway Says:

The best part of the second video is David Cross digging deep into the cooler, past all the Bud heavies’ for a PBR.

07.05.09 at 7:44 pm
vegan jules Says:

Gavin read a 4th of July almanac before filming that vid.

07.06.09 at 5:02 am

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STREET CARNAGE is mostly a website that features street fashion critiques called STREET BONERS and compilations of bad television called TV CARNAGE. The site also has a blog, a radio show, and regularly features video shorts made by Gavin and Derrick.

STREET CARNAGE is also a live presentation you can have in your town where Gavin shows a Street Boners "Best Of" and Derrick shows his latest TV Carnage endeavors.

STREET BONERS will eventually be compiled into a huge book which will feature hundreds of pages of Boners as well as contributions from Chloe Sevigny, Debbie Harry, Fred Armisen, Tim & Eric and many more.

Derrick makes videos for various bands as well as his own movies. His most recent project is called "Cop Movie" and is comprised of about three dozen different cop movies and he also has a workout video coming out that is made up of a million disgusting workout tapes. Gavin does freelance writing for TV, film and magazines and they both do funny acting stuff as well as other hilarious video shit we'll tell you about later. They are both dicks.

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