Sorry to leave you. Like Moby and Jakob Lodwick, we needed a break. Now we’re back like a Phoenix bursting from the break flames and ready to take on the world. We better be. This is the last year of the entire universe. According to Saint Malachi Crunch, this pope is the last pope and he’s going to die this year along with the rest of humanity. The Catholic Church knew this long ago and only built enough burial spots to hold this last guy. There will be no more popes because there will be no more civilization. That means, more than ever, we have to carpe the diem and fearlessly leap through the fire into whatever tomorrow brings.
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By the way, if you’re on shrooms and you decide you’re going to mix things up by body checking me right when I’m over the fire so I go flying into the snow, you ought to have the balls to actually go through the fire to do it. All standing on the edge and sticking your arm out like a drunk wrestler is going to do is knock me into the center of it and shit like that really burns my ass.
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welcome back
01.03.09 at 11:55 am
Coincidentally, I just came down from a shroom trip, and this scared the fuck out of me. Like flashback echoes in sitcoms: “if you’re on shrooms…SHRooms…SHROOMS!!”
01.03.09 at 12:34 pm
yay streetcarnage is back!
01.03.09 at 12:57 pm
that looked incredibly painful
01.03.09 at 2:51 pm
Weird, I just watched Jackass 2 yesterday.
01.03.09 at 3:35 pm
yay. we love you.
01.03.09 at 4:29 pm
always knew your ass was a flamer. doh!
01.03.09 at 4:33 pm
is that John Roberts saying “get away from the fire”?
01.03.09 at 5:48 pm
ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow. gavin i’m sorry for your loss, but your ba donk is flatter than a mirror
01.03.09 at 6:02 pm
BTW isn’t that amy carlson’s fabulous camera work throughout? It’s definitely amy carlson and john roberts and david cross commenting… Next time Gavin Stop Drop and Rock and Roll…
(Cue The Who now….) YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
01.03.09 at 6:41 pm
i just LAUGHED my ass off.
01.03.09 at 7:51 pm
what indie rock song is this?
01.03.09 at 9:48 pm
that’s exactly how I react when i get hurt…pop right back up and THEN freak out
01.03.09 at 9:53 pm
i missed you so much.
01.03.09 at 10:05 pm
That photo makes your buttocks look like a pair of bloody bosoms.
01.03.09 at 10:41 pm
i hav a seriously great shroom story.
som cops tried to take me downtown cos i did a b ‘n’ e and when i gav them an alias they weren’t able to chek it out on the cpic because the engine wouldn’t turn over. they were forced to let me go as a result.
i was so ripped on shrooms that morning i was adamant that i wasn’t going anywhere ad told my friends as miuch…even when i was in back of the patrol car!
the cops were arguing on the sidewalk about my release. i partied on, watching them get in an eternal conundrum about it from my friends’ front porch!
everyone was simply amazed.
I realized then that shrooms makes you so self confident you can actually get away with some shit!
01.03.09 at 11:24 pm
it’s good to see yer dirty ass burnt again ya dick. whitepants, jerkfaces and angel dust for sam…….
01.04.09 at 3:49 am
That was my favorite song EVER in high school. I still get all rubbery when he let’s out that scream.
01.04.09 at 1:34 pm
ouch sorry bout that man
01.05.09 at 8:42 am
weak sauce
01.06.09 at 12:31 am
DANG GAVIN, FOR FUCK’S SAKE, DO SOME SQUATS!!!
01.06.09 at 11:15 am