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My new movie launches today on Street Carnage Films. I play a 14 year-old with no hair even though I’m a 23 year-old with a bit of hair. Please don’t judge me too harshly as it is my debut.

This entry was posted on 07.11.08 at 12:00 pm by Kyle McInnes. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 2.0 feed. You can E-mail it to a friend.

10 Comments

La Brea Carpets Says:

People will hate, but any movie where Fred Willard violates someone’s rectum and it ISN’T a Christopher Guest film… it’s gotta be good.

Also: I played basketball against a junior in high school who had a vicious comb-over. This was years before it was acceptable (it’s never been fashionable) for white guys to shave their heads in a scorched-earth policy against alopecia.

07.11.08 at 1:05 pm
Red Says:

Is that really Kyle? It looks exactly like him.

07.11.08 at 1:05 pm
La Brea RIP Says:

You really are too old to be on this site.

07.11.08 at 2:19 pm
milky Says:

comic sans? really?

07.11.08 at 8:20 pm
cat brains Says:

show me the FUNNNNNYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!

07.11.08 at 10:24 pm
brand Says:

now thats a movie!

07.13.08 at 4:08 am
:( Says:

i was completely bald by the time i was 18. it kinda sucks. last night i had a dream that i had hair again, but only on the condition that it was long hair that i had to wear in a ponytail. that sucked too because men should not wear ponytails.

07.13.08 at 2:14 pm
the wizard Says:

@ milky – Seriously. That was my first thought too. Talk about a typeface that should be removed from the face of the Earth.

07.13.08 at 5:11 pm
Bertram Settlemires Says:

Cube Gooding Jr. is the comic sans of cinema.

07.14.08 at 8:31 am
Beef Says:

I want to cum on Ally Sheedy’s mouth.

07.22.08 at 2:11 am

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STREET CARNAGE is mostly a website that features street fashion critiques called STREET BONERS and compilations of bad television called TV CARNAGE. The site also has a blog, a radio show, and regularly features video shorts made by Gavin and Derrick.

STREET CARNAGE is also a live presentation you can have in your town where Gavin shows a Street Boners "Best Of" and Derrick shows his latest TV Carnage endeavors.

STREET BONERS will eventually be compiled into a huge book which will feature hundreds of pages of Boners as well as contributions from Chloe Sevigny, Debbie Harry, Fred Armisen, Tim & Eric and many more.

Derrick makes videos for various bands as well as his own movies. His most recent project is called "Cop Movie" and is comprised of about three dozen different cop movies and he also has a workout video coming out that is made up of a million disgusting workout tapes. Gavin does freelance writing for TV, film and magazines and they both do funny acting stuff as well as other hilarious video shit we'll tell you about later. They are both dicks.

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