Religious people believe in Heaven and shit because they haven’t done a lot of traveling. The truth is, you can find the most interplanetary shit right here on earth. Take this for example. It’s a retarded tiger that can fly. You could have this as your pet and even though it costs a MINT in pet food, it would make your life about 87% better.
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fucking awesome. he’s got a mongo face for real!
11.06.08 at 2:07 pm
tiger equivalent of gavin
11.06.08 at 2:18 pm
can it clap its paws?
11.06.08 at 2:54 pm
my friend and i wasted 25 minutes shoveling this lady’s driveway and she paid us by coming out to pretend help all the while babbling out heaven on earth crap cos she thought we were simply good samaritans combing the hood with our shovels because we had good hearts she’s like you know this makes me believe that heaven is going to be a really good place cos there’s people on earth like you. fuck her. she also gave us a copy each of that shitty christian propaganda comic.
11.06.08 at 6:14 pm
fucking shit just made my day, i got a photo of this thing years ago and it gave me nightmares a few times (or it didnt) a retarded tiger that can fly, and religeous people believe in heaven and shit because they haven’t done enough travelling” gold-ness, im super-stoked
11.06.08 at 6:34 pm
It flies using rocket propulsion farts.
11.06.08 at 7:04 pm
oh man i saw that photo exhibit with that poor retarded tiger and it made me so sad. Today I was in a lawyer’s office and saw a thing in PEOPLE magazine about a chimp taking care of two baby white tigers and I literally squealed with cheer
11.06.08 at 7:10 pm
haha imyar, that’s awesome! that’s exactly what i’m going to say when some douche shovels my driveway without negotiating price with me first! i’m totally using that on the next guy who cleans my windshield!
11.06.08 at 7:24 pm
i wonder how strong that thing is.
11.06.08 at 9:16 pm
Poor little inbred white tiger.
11.06.08 at 10:00 pm
it’s got the fatbrow of a football player
11.06.08 at 10:20 pm
Despite what some may argue, I’m not precisely sure how being retarded makes this animal any worse off than a typical white tiger. I seriously doubt the intellectual white tigers will give him shit for not possessing the capacity to finish a New York Times Crossword Puzzle. He’ll live a fine life in the zoo. If we could all be so lucky…
11.06.08 at 11:23 pm
[...] you kidding me with this Down-Syndrome tiger (via Street Boners and TV Carnage)? Whoops on you, [...]
11.06.08 at 11:50 pm
It looks like John C. Reilly
11.07.08 at 12:47 am
HAve you niggers never heard of GOOD deed
of the DAY cause that’s what she did!!!!
Now your blessed pass the shit along!!!
11.07.08 at 3:35 am
That’s actually a hybrid between a lion and a tiger. It’s called a liger or tion depending on which parent is female. They can fly pretty well but they’re sterile and can’t reproduce.
11.07.08 at 10:49 am
the heaven and religion tag is so appropriate for this pic especially considering this poor creature is a result of man playing god.
11.07.08 at 10:50 am
“That’s actually a hybrid between a lion and a tiger. It’s called a liger or tion depending on which parent is female. They can fly pretty well but they’re sterile and can’t reproduce.”
i didnt right and it’s not true!
11.07.08 at 10:51 am
we just wanted to buy some chips and candy.
11.07.08 at 11:54 am
That is some fucked up reatrded piece of shit. It has DOWNSYNDROM thats FUCKED
FUCK U GUYS Retards
02.20.09 at 6:19 pm
This tiger is so………………………FUCKED UP
02.20.09 at 6:20 pm
I think this is a beautiful creature. My son has down syndrome and everyone who meet him are so blessed because of how happy is always is and how happy he makes them. Believe in God or not?… It’s completly up to you, but they did not choose to be this way but they help us in seeing how we take life for granet and how lucky we are, and also how ungreatful we are for the things we have.
04.14.09 at 2:49 am
this shit is FUUCKED UP.
that tiger is cute, but made me laugh for like 3 days straight.
HILARIOUS MAKES ME LAUGH EVERYTIME I SEE IT !
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAYHAYHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH!
04.17.09 at 11:00 am
my name is samantha
and i like to suck dick,
all day every day.
in and around my mouth.
04.17.09 at 11:02 am
Jaime That was Really mean this tiger cant help that it is down syndrome.
Veryy verryy verryy verryy MEAN!! .
He is still a tiger.!
04.17.09 at 11:04 am
I LIKE PENIS
IN MY MOUTH
BECAUSE IT TAKES LIKE YUMMY BUTTER.
ps,
HAS ANYONE SEEN MY ORANGE IPOD,
SOME BASTERD STOLE IT.
& PSS,
i like girls, add me up on msn.
emilywatts254@hotmail.com
04.17.09 at 11:08 am
eff you sam.
HE HAS DOWN SYNDROME LIKE YOU.
so shut yo mouth you homely critter.
04.17.09 at 11:10 am
Jaime.. what if i do have DS. Its not my fault. *Tear*
You Shut up and go bang your dirt that your obsessed with.
MMMMMMM _ _ _ _ BANGG MEEE….
That would be sooooo Loud
04.17.09 at 11:12 am
Do you kiss yo momma with that mouth?
EXACTLY,
SHUT YO MOUTH BITCH.
If I wanted to hear dirt come out cha mouth,
i’d go and ask taylor andrews.
Who you like, of course. ;]
You bang him all night long, with your grandpa right next to you.
SCREAMIN IN HIS EAR LIKE WOAAH WOAAH WOAAH, UH UH UH UH UH .
Cus you know you want Taylors millimeter peter. ;]
04.17.09 at 11:16 am
have nothing to say to that.
And thats extreemly dirtyy . ewwie
04.17.09 at 11:19 am
i fanny sian
06.02.09 at 9:16 am
this is ………….
09.19.10 at 8:25 pm