STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » HEAVY METAL MONK

A Capuchin monk, Brother Cesare Bonizzi, is the lead singer in a heavy metal band which has just released its second album.

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Pecker Snot Says:

And?

07.19.08 at 12:46 am
Zebra Says:

He rocks a mustache and beard so it’s better than 80s hardcore.

07.19.08 at 3:44 am
Beef Says:

# Pecker Snot Says:
07.19.08 at 12:46 am

And?

You see, typically, monks of any sort don’t join heavy metal bands.

07.22.08 at 1:58 am

STREET BONER 1123

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