STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » HIGH STREET CARNAGE: NEW SONG FOR CREED

In yet another installment of secret messages “stoned us” sends “not-stoned us,” we have a musical epiphany wherein a lyric pops up that would be perfect for Creed. It goes, “Put your balls in my hand and REACH for the SK-Y-Y-Y!”

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7 Comments

Eddie Vetter Says:

Man CREED has to be the worst band of all time.
Though I did love that new song.

09.14.09 at 1:15 pm
two cents Says:

Teehee. Teeheeheehee.

09.14.09 at 1:51 pm
Niggy Smallz Says:

AWESOME, best thing that has been on sbtvc in a very long time

09.14.09 at 2:25 pm
HotTom Says:

(shaking head)

09.14.09 at 4:17 pm
Jobsworth Says:

best thing that has been on TBTBT in a very long time? a 20 sec clip? I DOAN THEENK SEW SONNY JIM

09.14.09 at 5:30 pm
O.G. Says:

sounds like youre almost as drunk as scott stapp. way less hookers though.

09.14.09 at 5:56 pm
Bob Dylan's Left Nut Says:

Gavin, you’re a fucking GENIUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

09.14.09 at 7:55 pm

STREET BONER 1681

Looks like Dora the Explorer is all growed up and ready to party!

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STREET BONER 1680

This is just as ridiculous as Beyoncé doing shampoo ads for “blondes.”

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STREET BONER 1679

Meet the exception to the “Women are attracted to confidence” rule.

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STREET BONER 1678

When I’m mayor, brass knuckles will no longer be illegal but short hair and flats will.

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STREET CARNAGE is mostly a website that features street fashion critiques called STREET BONERS and compilations of bad television called TV CARNAGE. The site also has a blog, a radio show, and regularly features video shorts made by Gavin and Derrick.

STREET CARNAGE is also a live presentation you can have in your town where Gavin shows a Street Boners "Best Of" and Derrick shows his latest TV Carnage endeavors.

STREET BONERS will eventually be compiled into a huge book which will feature hundreds of pages of Boners as well as contributions from Chloe Sevigny, Debbie Harry, Fred Armisen, Tim & Eric and many more.

Derrick makes videos for various bands as well as his own movies. His most recent project is called "Cop Movie" and is comprised of about three dozen different cop movies and he also has a workout video coming out that is made up of a million disgusting workout tapes. Gavin does freelance writing for TV, film and magazines and they both do funny acting stuff as well as other hilarious video shit we'll tell you about later. They are both dicks.