As you may have already heard, the word “gay” is no longer allowed. When they had a funeral for the n-word, about a third of our vocabulary died. Removing “gay” takes out another third. If they end “like” we are done.
Listen Hillary, before you go wiping out our language you need to renew your subscription to Chill Pill Magazine. it’s called a joke. The n-word is a swear word like “cunt” or “fuck.” A white guy shouldn’t say it to a black guy’s face but he shouldn’t say “cunt” to an old lady either. We have the smarts to figure out when to use it thank you very much. Gay, on the other hand, isn’t even a motherfucking swear word. It’s a parody of a swear word. When you say something is “gay” you are actually making fun of the way you spoke in 4th grade before you even knew what gay was. It’s dumbspeak. Besides, gays say “faggoty” and “gay” almost as much as black people say N so why don’t you just leave us kids alone and worry about your own shit? Banning the word gay is so fat chick it’s basically an immigrant.
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Chicks are fucking lame.
10.21.08 at 12:19 pm
Now there is a mystery ripe for the debunkin’, Gavin! Why do so many fat chicks carry such an abrasive activist mentality on their doughy shoulders? Social reform isn’t edible.
10.21.08 at 12:33 pm
who says “knock it off” ??????
that’s so gay
10.21.08 at 12:41 pm
who the fuck is this hillary duff chick? is she gay? she’s kinda hot. is she kid famous, like tweens and shit like her? that shit was weak. no tits in that vid.
10.21.08 at 12:50 pm
i googled that bitch. she’s gay as fuck.
10.21.08 at 12:56 pm
[...] was going to end with an embed of this but it was just too gay to [...]
10.21.08 at 1:00 pm
interesting that you put “cunt” and “fuck” on the same platform as the n-word, yet you didn’t actually type that one out…
outlawing words is gay.
10.21.08 at 1:40 pm
Hillary can tell me not to say whatever she wants.
10.21.08 at 1:42 pm
A few years ago I slipped out the word “mongoloid” at a party instead of Down Syndrome person. Whoops a daisy!
Two of my friends burst out laughing and one weepy douchebag made a stink face at me.
10.21.08 at 1:46 pm
gays don’t even bother, come on! Marie la prudence!
10.21.08 at 1:52 pm
that’s so girl wearing a skirt as a top
10.21.08 at 2:00 pm
I think Lizzie McGuire was out of line for assuming they were using that word for “bad.”
“Do you like this top?”
“It’s so gay.”
“You’re right, it’s so gay–I love it.”
“Me too.”
10.21.08 at 3:20 pm
“Now there is a mystery ripe for the debunkin’, Gavin! Why do so many fat chicks carry such an abrasive activist mentality on their doughy shoulders? Social reform isn’t edible.”
awesome.
10.21.08 at 3:23 pm
you fucks. the “n word” is spelled NIGGER. tx.
10.21.08 at 4:18 pm
that girl need to suck me off like she was a gay.
10.21.08 at 5:45 pm
cachi and the ms-13.
you fuckin rule.
10.21.08 at 5:51 pm
Hillary, you’re gay. Your music is gay. Your “clothing line” is uber gay. Your signature scent is gay. Basically everything connected to you is gay. If gay is no longer a word, then you no longer exist. HMMMMM…maybe we SHOULD give up gay…..naw, thats gay.
10.21.08 at 6:05 pm
oh and P.S. What the fuck is up with your hair? Jeeezus! It looks like Peg Bundy just barfed all over your head. YOU knock it off
10.21.08 at 6:08 pm
I raped a girl and I liked it.. taste of her cherry penis
I think Hilary is actually campaigning against the 4th grade “gay” in general because she is a paragon of 4th grade gayness. the kind of cheese you find in a PTA mom’s underpants after a day that featured a marathon shit in the Arby’s where you waited for your ugly daughters to get back from the Hilary Duff arena show
10.21.08 at 6:35 pm
no homo
10.21.08 at 7:29 pm
dumbspeak. keep it up. it makes you look smart.
10.21.08 at 9:23 pm
I’m ashley. I’m gay AND SMRT…I mean SMART…
10.21.08 at 9:31 pm
ashley is a gay faggit name for a guy
10.21.08 at 11:01 pm
Those are cute jeans, though.
10.21.08 at 11:43 pm
Wow, the dumbest PSA ever.
10.22.08 at 12:59 am
The term ‘gay’ was around way before there were so many homo’s being thrown at me by my television. They should find another word to be offended by, like faggot or queer. I like it that if someone says something is ‘gay’, I know what they are talking about. I put it up there with ’stoops’ as one of my favourite dumbspeak words. It wouldn’t sound right if my conversation with my good friend, Dion, went like this:
Me: What do you think of Darcy Tucker?
Dion: I think he’s a (man who plays like he’s feminine).
Me: Yeah, me too.
10.22.08 at 2:27 am
They can have gay marraige. But we should get the words “faggot” and “gay” back. That’s my two cents.
10.22.08 at 4:15 am
Are you kidding? Of course, saying “nigger” (which you are too much of a coward to say fully) is offensive. It’s used to degrade black people and you can’t use it in an ironic “dumbspeak” way. There’s a difference between saying “cunt” to the face of an old woman and “nigger” to the face of a black man.
We don’t swear beside old people because it’s considered rude when it’s not a casual occasion with your friends or at a party or a blog like this etc. Not only are you prohibited from swaring at most workplaces, you aren’t even supposed to swear when communicating with a cashier you don’t really know because that is not deemed appropriate. It’s a basic rule of etiquette. “Cunt” is not sexist (although people who call their exes “dicks” will try and make you believe it is), it’s just a swear word.
Saying “nigger” when referring to black people is wrong ALWAYS. You don’t say it in front of black people because you know they will be offended. That’s because they have the right to be offended. Do you understand that you are implying that it’s okay to use the word “nigger” but black people just can’t grasp that? Geez, don’t you see the insult to their intelligence there?
With cussing, you have to have the “smarts” to know when it’s appropriate, but with the word “nigger” it NEVER appropriate. You have to have the “smarts” to know when you will get your fucking eyeballs scooped out. Go ahead and use it behind their backs, but realize you are too much of a pussy to face the repercussions.
And, using “gay” as another way of saying “bad” is equating the two. Maybe you do it in a way to make fun of your fourth grade mentality, but most people do it because they think being “gay” is not cool. You can’t just invent your own meaning for words and then think people are being buzzkills because they can’t read your mind.
I wish I wasn’t so rushed and so wasted right now so I could tell you more succinctly how nonsensical your post is.
PS
Her name is spelled “Hilary.” But that’s the least of the errors here.
10.22.08 at 8:53 am
Sumach,
you’re welcome, friend.
10.22.08 at 9:15 am
the verdict, your all fags i mean GAY i mean homo i mean queer
fuckin douches
10.22.08 at 10:56 am
Anyone who says something is ALWAYS wrong is ALWAYS wrong.
This rule is the only exception to that rule.
10.22.08 at 12:41 pm
ghey
10.22.08 at 5:06 pm
And posts like these are why you rarely get witty comments. You attract a dumb crowd. Maybe this whole post is supposed to be “dumbspeak” and I’m just not getting it.
10.22.08 at 10:57 pm
i used to like calling white people nigga for fun but then when i was drunk it would sometimes pop out on a black person and it would be more than a little bit awkward.
10.22.08 at 11:07 pm
I don’t know who Hilary Duff thinks she is. She can’t tell me not to call shit gay especially when she goes around doing gay things. My hands are tied here, Hilary. My hands are tied.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0J1m0pxYTfY
10.24.08 at 3:32 am
this commercial is “dudes making out” gay, so yeah, it’s not too gay but it is still gay.
06.16.09 at 11:58 am