Gawker recently featured a bit about an ABC bit about the Hipster Grifter (it’s a big blog circle jerk that we’re now also part of). In their post, Gawker derides her claims of “‘reading at a college level’ in second grade,” but that sort of makes sense. She’s Asian. Asian people are smart. Even us brown ones (yes, we’re Asian too).
The bigger issue at hand is the Grifter’s claims that’s she’s too “attractive for society to handle.” Are you serious? I have a thing for Asian girls, but the Grifter? She looks like a thirteen year old Korean boy who sits at home all day playing WoW. There’s a reason why she went after skinny, bespectacled white guys with beards — they have self-esteem so low that they would let a five walk all over them and jack their shit.
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missin u grifty
09.15.09 at 4:16 pm
def got a WOW-dork look. not hot. slutty is something different entirely.
09.15.09 at 4:24 pm
agreed. But I’d let her kiss my taint.
09.15.09 at 4:26 pm
Why does a guy who looks like a hairy anus feel fit to judge the looks of others?
09.15.09 at 4:46 pm
if you’re so fucking smart then how come your countries are so fucking fucked up?
09.15.09 at 4:59 pm
nice tits
09.15.09 at 5:53 pm
there is an answer to all questions posed about the hipster grifter: she’s not a genius she’s just a crazy bitch. there, can we all fucking move on now?
09.15.09 at 6:11 pm
I’ve got three words for this girl: Narcissistic Personality Disorder
http://mayoclinic.com/health/narcissistic-personality-disorder/DS00652
09.15.09 at 8:48 pm
That’s it? Was there a point to this?
09.16.09 at 12:28 am
hipster grifter is ugly as hell and wants to think she’s smart but really she’s just a dumb bitch who couldn’t figure out how to get a fucking job
09.16.09 at 12:52 am
i’m mexican and started reading at a college level in 4th grade. who would like to high five?
09.16.09 at 2:15 am
@jelly
high-five
09.16.09 at 2:30 am
Nice article Arv. Short and sweet and way on point.
09.16.09 at 7:16 am
why the fuck am i hungover after only two jack-n-cokes?
09.16.09 at 8:27 am
i’d hit it and never quit it…till a skinny hipster white chick came along or a blipster with a tight body
09.16.09 at 3:19 pm
nothuing
09.18.09 at 2:02 pm