This rules: The Hasids in Williamsburg decide hipsters are too hot to not look at so they make the mayor remove all the bike lanes in an attempt to divert the sexy cyclists to another area (he does whatever they say because they pay him to do so). The hipsters retaliate by repainting the lanes themselves. This just gave my pussy a huge hard on for New York.
From NY Post
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“These riders also were disobeying the traffic laws, they complained.”
Um, has anyone seen a Hasid cross at a crosswalk EVER? To them, everything with cement on it is a sidewalk. Even in the fucking picture he’s walking outside of the crosswalk.
12.08.09 at 11:11 am
Love that video. Direct Action!!!
Local ladies should do a demonstration by dressing super slutty and riding their bikes down Bedford.
12.08.09 at 11:14 am
I’ve been curious about that (crosswalks) too- I live in the north end of Toronto near a huge Hasidic community and dudes walk into traffic like they’re fucking suicidal. The ladies and their kids do it too! Is it a “God will protect me from being a road stain” mentality? Is it a big “fuck you” to local traffic laws? There are crosswalks every 50 feet, but still, I’ve gotta watch out for some furry hatted motherfucker with a deathwish everytime I drive up Bathurst.
Good for you, NYers for repainting the bike lanes. Now, go cycle through their hood in bikinis. If they don’t like it, they can move back to 1800.
12.08.09 at 11:39 am
Hasids suck, but they’ve been in those neighborhoods for decades. Some kid moves here from Nebraska 3 years ago and decides he’s the one who makes the rules? Shut up.
12.08.09 at 11:43 am
It has nothing to do with any religious aversion to having to see hot women on bikes. That’s their excuse so that with the bike lanes removed they can double park all they want and drive however they want without blocking a bike path and drawing a sitation they magically never get anyway. They’ve been pulling this shit for years. Welcome to Brooklyn.
12.08.09 at 11:59 am
‘They don’t want the hipsters in their neighborhood,” he said. “It’s like in Howard Beach back in the day when they didn’t want black people in the neighborhood’
?!?!
12.08.09 at 12:01 pm
“Its a revolution, its a happening
Tell all you friends back in Delaware
If they come to williamsburg brooklyn
They need to wear ironic flowers in their hair”
- Dan Melchior
12.08.09 at 12:20 pm
your pussys ‘hard on’ is called a WIDE ON.
12.08.09 at 1:17 pm
why didn’t they do something really snarky like paint swastikas or something and make a real war on the jews
12.08.09 at 1:35 pm
ride bikes
12.08.09 at 1:38 pm
Fuck those inbred creeps. The real cost of the Holocuast is that we have to put up with these mutant Rebbe worshippers and bend to their antiquated, superstitious and arrogant wills. Face dandruff and fur tires.
12.08.09 at 1:49 pm
The anti-hassid sentiment is sorta fagatory- watev’s
As for the Hassids being in some of those nabes for decades, ehmm.. what?
A majority of these ghettos were black/puertorican, not hassidic. :FACT:
Oh, and, the people re-striping the lanes were a mix of jew & goy– nuff said.
12.08.09 at 1:56 pm
who says HIPSTER anyways….
12.08.09 at 2:00 pm
If only I could meet a Hassid hipster who rides a fixed gear, my hate quota would be full
12.08.09 at 2:09 pm
everything about hasids sucks so hard. At least the amish have pies and jelly and shit.
12.08.09 at 2:26 pm
Yeah, those bad-ass, shitstain white kids, fucking with an ethnic minority that has lived in a neighborhood for entire generations that now has to deal with a bunch of 22 year olds that couldn’t give any sort of a shit about respecting the people you live with.
Christ, the only person who should write for this site is Gavin and that dude who replaced BN. The rest of you are pieces of shit.
12.08.09 at 2:29 pm
And the Amish don’t drive minivans over people or use cellphones or shy away from anything more physical than landlording. Remember when that pigtail cop beat up the chick with the pug? That was almost as awesome.
12.08.09 at 2:37 pm
I ride a fixed gear and attend an Orthodox synagogue. Hate me now.
12.08.09 at 2:48 pm
I like the swastika idea.
12.08.09 at 3:03 pm
ah the age old question, who does the public hate more, the young hip bourgeois or the hasidic jews?
12.08.09 at 3:11 pm
all of jewish is crimenal, demoned blood adn fangs. lol peace!
12.08.09 at 3:18 pm
It s not about race. It s the hassid s saying, Please don t parade your parent money havin, no talent band havin ass on their streets. They can t just say, “we don t want these loosers in life biking around and bothering mordechai about renting his “sweet loft” they simply don t want you student s and right out of college generic nerds here. No one says shit to the west village(and now east village)s anti NYU measures. Everyone praised Keith McNally for saying fuck the gansevort. I say good for you hassid s for actually doing something about the “time out new york” nerd, and the out of state drunkard influx.
12.08.09 at 3:22 pm
And to the person who said “who says hipsters, anyway?” Literally everyone.
12.08.09 at 3:24 pm
And fyi, cool alert! it s been long enough that if you re really cool, you actually DO call yourself a hipster because it s anti-Anti hipster mentalities. Being Anti-hipster is fucking lame and maddd 2005. Duhh..Get it together….
12.08.09 at 3:26 pm
He looks stinky.
12.08.09 at 3:38 pm
omg- gentrifying a like neighbourhood is like really like hard like work and stuff- it’s like so random and like junk…
12.08.09 at 3:43 pm
Wade, what happened to your apostrophes?And..your mind? And George Lincoln Rockwell Too!, you are man cut from the same fine, jew hatin cloth as my forefathers. U may court any of my hypothetical daughters.
12.08.09 at 4:11 pm
If there was only someplace where we could round them all up, and make theam all disappear hehe
12.08.09 at 4:56 pm
Even regular jews can’t take Hasids… Or Hipsters!
12.08.09 at 5:12 pm
Question: When do we get to see your asshole sans hemorrhoid?
12.08.09 at 5:13 pm
Uh, the Hasid’s lived in those neighborhoods with the Puerto Ricans and the blacks, idiot. You think they’re scared of some goofus fixed biketards? Get someone to tell you what williamsburg was like in the 70’s. now imagine you’re a hasid in the neighborhood. trust me, they dont give a fuck about you.
12.08.09 at 5:20 pm
This place is too fuckin’ diverse!
12.08.09 at 5:49 pm
Is there a line I can paint or unpaint to keep the pigtail people away from my apartment?
12.08.09 at 5:57 pm
They should put up a wall. That worked for me!
12.08.09 at 5:58 pm
Honestly why don’t you just find a different way to get to the bridge. Come on.
12.08.09 at 6:15 pm
I know the Natives got 24 bucks for Manhattan… but what they get for Brooklyn? Oh yeah I ‘member now, the chance for their people to listen to generations of twatwads arguing about who was in the neighbourhood first.
12.08.09 at 6:44 pm
Best thing about working for a Hasid is you get off early on Friday afternoon.
12.08.09 at 8:52 pm
get someone to tell me? lame– not that it matters, i mean, i guess it sorta does–
I’ve been here my entire life.. lol@ this nonsensical bullshit.
12.08.09 at 9:04 pm
thats my old landlord.
12.08.09 at 10:30 pm
How can any of you dingle berries get behind the Hassids simply because they are an ethnic minority who deserve their own neighborhood? First of all, they are a ruling class in New York and anyone with a Hassidic landlord will tell you they look at everyone else as cattle put on earth to provide them with labor and income. Second, what type of backwoods paint huffer really believes people are allowed to exclude other people from public city streets? Oh yeah I forgot, we can’t use the pool at the same time as them either because they think we taint it. Hasn’t that been an issue before?
12.09.09 at 12:13 am
hope that the hasids whip that ass, or run ya fags over so ya can post more white bikes up.
12.09.09 at 12:26 am
I have had sex with a buncha Hasids, with wives and kids and shit. They are so fucked up mentally , but very, very clean believe it or not..its so hot, just because its so wrong for them…but for me it’s like, “whatever, I knew they were hypocrites.” There is something sexy about that.
Oh yeah, fuck those bikes lanes…I live on Franklin and shit, since they put those bike lanes in, the car accidents have increased. Fuck your bikes, I walk everywhere and I have had the most problems with ignorant, whiny, pussy ass people on bikes, that never obey traffic laws, hardly ever look out for pedestrians and yell some stupid shit at you then bike away like a pussy.
12.09.09 at 12:53 am
the only jews worth taking seriously are NON-practicing jews who thinks the religion is ridiculous…like Einstein. seriously, “jew” the religion is so stupid, hypocritical, and racist it becomes easy to empathize with hitler.
12.09.09 at 4:29 am
Two Arrested. Story on NY1: http://ny1.com/1-all-boroughs-news-content/top_stories/110147/arrests-made-in-brooklyn-bike-lane-divide
12.09.09 at 9:27 am
bike lanes or no, this has easily been the most dangerous stretch of road i’ve ever biked on anywhere in new york, including downtown manhattan, and that is directly because of the vampires, who’s driving is across the board more erratic and dangerous than any cab driver–and this they do without confidence, unsure, unsteady.
whether or not anyone likes whites riding bikes down this street–the hasids are killing people in accidents. the bike lanes should be there, but riders should understand that this doesn’t serve as an invisible wall-the inbred and racist members of this stinking, morbid community completely disregard them.
So I guess it’s more a matter of principle. Either way, I can’t believe they would sandblast away that lane just through their neighborhood. For shame.
12.09.09 at 9:53 am
those fucking hasid creeps make me sick
12.09.09 at 9:56 am
I like taking my tanned, and muscled, summertime bod for a shirtless Sunday bike ride through that part of the neighborhood. I enjoy tweaking and manipulating my nipples, and winking at all the overdressed girls, and guys. Sometimes I’ll wear those creepy biker shorts with slits up the side, allowing my seething member to peak out the bottom like a lust-filled, swollen, flesh worm.
12.09.09 at 10:11 am
My theory is that its Hasid vs. Parking Ticket.
“No study has shown that bike lanes improve safety.”
@ http://bicycledriving.org/bikeways/bike-lanes
12.09.09 at 10:19 am
hasids bring out my most racist feelings to be honest. they are a twisted, ignorant group on every level. many go to prostitutes because having sex with a goy is like having sex with an animal and it doesn’t count as cheating to them. to the chick who fucks them, bitch you should be charging money. they’ve been fucking goyim since that fucked up offshoot of judaism started and they don’t consider it wrong even, so it’s only hot in your dumb head.
they also are some serious deathwish pedestrians. I almost hit them many times driving around willyb. I don’t know why that is, but they really try to walk right in front of traffic like they are begging to be struck down. maybe they are suicidal or just arrogant or both.
once back when chase was still chemical bank an old one started hitting on me in line for the teller. first he says “so do you live around here?” I’m thinking he’s just trying to be friendly (which should’ve been my first clue because they generally aren’t friendly to non jews at all). so I’m like “yeah a block away”. then he says “so what to you do for fun?” “I don’t know, watch tv, go out, whatever” then he says “do you like to watch tv naked?” I’m like “whoa buddy, this conversation is over.” and he says “no no I didn’t mean anything by it, I just was wondering if you like to be naked at home.” now 3 other hasids are right next to him just rolling their eyes, like “there goes old heimy again, trying to pick up those goy boys.” man I laughed for days about that shit. true story.
12.09.09 at 12:27 pm
And then I’m supposed to say something perjorative toward one of these groups.
12.09.09 at 1:57 pm
If you ask me, the hasid looks more hip than that chick…
12.09.09 at 2:27 pm
why does everyone hate jews so much, i guess they must have done something wrong at some point
12.09.09 at 3:35 pm
And then I’m supposed to say something pejorative about people who use big words they can’t spell.
12.09.09 at 7:32 pm
I see them as animals too! That’s what makes the sex so hot and funny,duh. I love it when they call me to have phone sex. When my friends are around I put them on speaker and pass the phone around and laugh.
“are you haught??” ahaha!
I had sex with one last Friday. I hadn’t done it for a while. I went to some factory that made daybooks and gradebooks for school. It was Friday, so all the workers were gone. We had sex right in his office. I then told him I was Jewish!!! (I’m not!!) it was sooooooo funny!
12.09.09 at 11:14 pm
riding a bike is lame, whatever happened to walking? I walk everywhere, I power walk … because I am not a pussy and I can handle myself in Brooklyn traffic and manhattan traffic alike, people who ride that children’s toy called a “bike” ride because they think it will be healthy or its faster … people in general have a bad understanding of time, if you arranged your day in an orderly manner you wouldn’t need to have a bike, which is a broken crutch for urban living anyway. How about a cool, guerilla video where hipsters rewrite the rules of space and time and keeping a schedule so they don’t need a bike … or is that riding bike is somehow “cool” and these are hipsters with no better idea then to subscribe to whatever everybody else is doing?
12.09.09 at 11:35 pm
no one noticed this chick is salmoning
12.09.09 at 11:41 pm