My father dropped bombs on Germany in World War II, which immediately leads to a pair of conclusions:
1) I’m old as fuck;
2) My family probably did more to defeat Hitler than any of you faceless keyboard gayrods who ever called me a Nazi.
As a lifelong admirer of Judaica and an eternal loner who never joined any social movements, being tagged as a Nazi is both amusing and confounding to me.
Winners write the history books and make the historical TV movies, so most Americans’ knowledge of Hitler doesn’t tread too far afield from the word EVIL. Our modern propagandists have snatched Thor’s hammer from the Nazis in order to pound your skull from infancy with the simple idea that Hitler was BAD, and to say anything remotely positive about him is to espouse a heresy akin to renouncing Christ in the Middle Ages.
After reading Mein Kampf (My Struggle), I believe Hitler would have admired the simplicity and extent of our collective brainwashing.
It’s hard to admit or deny you’re a Nazi when you haven’t even read the fucking User’s Manual, so I decided to go straight to Der Führer’s mouth and see what he had to say.
Mein Kampf is around 700 pages in book form, and I read the entire thing on an iPhone, surrounded by blacks on Atlanta public transportation as I headed to work for a Jewish boss.
After reading the book, I realize I share the following things in common with Adolf Hitler:
• We both wrote books and received fan mail in prison.
• We’ve both been gassed by hostile enemy powers. (I was tear-gassed in the pen, while Hitler was mustard-gassed on the battlefield in World War I.)
• Our fathers routinely thrashed us and yelled at us for wanting to go into faggy professions. (I wanted to be an actor; Hitler wanted to be a painter.)
• Our mothers both died of boob cancer.
• We’ve both been assaulted on the streets by Marxist gangs.
• We’ve both literally wiped our asses on official documents. (He used a school certificate, while I butt-smeared a book invoice and sent it back to the publisher.)
• We both hate the French.
• When an autopsy is performed on my skull, the world will know that we were both females.
Although Hitler was the 20th Century’s Greatest MC, his prose is disappointingly drab. I was surprised to find very little of what could be classified as seething, throbbing HATE in the book—if you’re craving a tract that just oozes with Jew-hate, you’d be better off reading Protestant kingpin Martin Luther’s On the Jews and Their Lies, written in 1543.
Much of Mein Kampf presumes a familiarity with German history that’s far beyond my schoolin’—the Habsburgs did WHAT to the Hohenzollerns and the Jewish press twisted it HOW?—making it difficult for me to grasp certain specific points.
But Hitler’s broader points come through loud as thunder. I hereby declare, in front of God, man, and any hate-monitoring organization who cares to add me to their Witches’ List, that I agree with the following points:
• Nature rules man, not the inverse.
• A nation’s intelligentsia is usually so far removed from the jungle, they’ve abandoned their healthiest natural instincts.
• Self-preservation, not compassion, is the noblest of these instincts.
• Individual genius, not majority consensus, has led to most historical advancements.
• The masses have always been stupid and easily swayed. Therefore, democracy is a sham designed to shield a nation’s financial overlords from personal responsibility.
• Tolerance and equivocation are deadly when you’re fighting a war, especially an undeclared one.
• Many Jewish propagandists endlessly berate others for “racism” while tending to be ethnically exclusive themselves when it really counts.
• Jews are really, really, really, really, REALLY smart.
Hitler’s main point—that multiculturalism is always fatal for the host society—is undermined by the fact that he’s mighty short on historical examples to support his argument. He states it as a foregone conclusion without bothering to provide much concrete evidence.
Another huge point that confused the Living White Aryan Daylights out of me is his conflation of communism with “international Jewish finance.” I was under the impression that communism was designed to destroy capitalism, but Hitler acts as if they’re the same thing. Yup, Marx was Jewish, as were a disproportionate quotient of Russian Bolsheviks. But either my Aryan Blood is too mixed with Mud Blood to understand what he’s saying, or Hitler wasn’t making any sense by stating that Jewish communism and Jewish capitalism are propagating the same Dirty Jew cause.
The book’s major weakness is the same flaw that taints all white-supremacist rhetoric that hammers excessively on Das Juden—it’s hard to claim you’re supreme while conceding that your “people” have been systematically duped by a smaller-yet-smarter opponent.
I love the Jews, and I think Hitler did, too. A classic line uttered by a peckerwood named “Snake” while we walked the penitentiary yard sums it up better than all 700 pages of Mein Kampf:
“I don’t hate that the Jews run everything; I just hate that they won’t admit it.”
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10 percent of british children aged 9-14 believe hitler was a german football coach.
11.06.09 at 12:34 pm
10 percent of the british people reading this post believe jim goad is a nazi sympathizer
11.06.09 at 12:35 pm
c’mon man, doesn’t everyone know that the capitalist and communist nations are owned by the same people and played off against eachother for the enrichment of…a)freemasons, b)jews, c)reptilian shape-shifting aliens, d)all of the above?
your bullet point summation of hitler’s philosophy just shows how much he stole from neitzsche.
there’s a good book called the unholy alliance by peter levenda which goes into german volkish/nationalist/occult philosophy that underpinned the rise of the nazis, especially the SS. fascinating stuff. people don’t even know what ‘nazi’ meant back then, most of all the neo-nazis.
anyway–you read that fucking thing on an iphone?
11.06.09 at 12:41 pm
I gotta agree, Jews are always whining about racism, and a whole lot of them are racist as fuck.
11.06.09 at 12:48 pm
I wonder why Bill Mauer only put down the Jews that denounced the holocaust In Religulous, and not the everyday Jews. You have to be fair that all religion is kaka.
Though I am a Zionist…Deal with it.
11.06.09 at 1:27 pm
jews will always control things because, in general, they have abortion doctor mentality. they are not bogged down by all the guilt and ignorance that the other religions insist upon. followers of other religions are rendered too impotent by those things to get the so-called heartless things done in terms of world domination. it’s not for the faint of heart.
11.06.09 at 1:45 pm
Anoymous why so antisemitic? I hope that you get raped by 1000 circumcised boners.
11.06.09 at 2:01 pm
i do too. jews throw the best hate-fucks imaginable.
11.06.09 at 2:14 pm
You must have some Jewy issues, got your heart broken, or do you just hate Seth Rogen and wish you could act?
11.06.09 at 2:19 pm
i hate seth rogan and wish HE could act. maybe that’s part of it.
11.06.09 at 2:25 pm
Anonymous… what sex are you?
11.06.09 at 2:44 pm
genitalia in absentia and i’m also a leo with aquarius in rising with a preference for large, uncut sizemeat. you?
11.06.09 at 3:05 pm
it’s a good article
11.06.09 at 3:16 pm
Anoymous… Im a male, lets go for a drink or something. Lets bang even if youre ugly I will do it, make your day. Youre a horny slut that hates Jews and I love it.
I want you to wear me!
You down, we can just talk if you want also…Lets talk..
11.06.09 at 3:22 pm
Mein Kampf is utter bullshit. Dictatorship is in no way legitimised by supposed “stupid” masses. There is no way to control supreme dictator in terms of how much good he does to society (of which Hitler did nada, zero, zilch). Hitler just made stupid, completely unfounded statements, blaming the Jews for everything. I’m not denying that nowadays a lot of Zionists are being exceedingly stupid, but remember: The majority of Jews don’t agree. Also, you can’t fucking collectivise members of a fucking religion.
In conclusion: Hitler was a moron. And I believe so with good reason.
11.06.09 at 3:25 pm
^^Finally
11.06.09 at 3:31 pm
I meant that to the creepy proposal, not that tired Hitler diatribe
11.06.09 at 3:31 pm
nice to see a jim goad piece here again.
however jim, when you listed things you and adolf have in common, you forgot to mention that you’re both closet fags.
11.06.09 at 3:34 pm
to Dear Sir:
Did you read this article? Instead of just saying “Hitler was a moron”, let’s try and figure him out and learn about why he BELIEVED in what he did, even if it was fucked up. Ya know, just for little reasons like so we don’t repeat it.
good article, maybe we can all stop being pussies and actually look at why things happened instead of just listening to the rhetoric we were brought up with.
Much love
11.06.09 at 3:43 pm
Yeah, good to see Goad writing something other than shitty twitter updates. Same with Blognigger. Twitter is not a good venue for either of their talents. Makes their provocations seem juvenile.
11.06.09 at 3:47 pm
Yeah all in all this piece is wholesome and nearly awesome.
11.06.09 at 3:53 pm
I agree, and all he had to do was actually go out and inform himself on the subject. He went and read Hitler’s words and made his own decision, in stead of listening to what other people told him Hitler said and what they think of it.
It’s a good idea to get informed on a subject before having an unshakable opinion about it. That’s the problem with do-gooders.
11.06.09 at 4:02 pm
how provocative! now tell us what you think of pol pot’s diary or idi amin’s sex tape.
11.06.09 at 4:07 pm
so, when did everybody become conspiracy theorist nuts?
jews run everything eh?
i’ve never been able to wrap my head around why folks care about the jews so much.
i think the only thing that comes in second to the jews is black cock. seems like everybody is about being obsessed with these things.
I think if you really care about the jews then that means that you care about religion and santa “i’m really jesus, my niggas!” clause and that puts you in the idiot box for me instantly.
11.06.09 at 4:29 pm
Naziism addressed Jewish secret machinations behind both capitalism & communism. The Nazis were not pure capitalists by any stretch.
11.06.09 at 4:33 pm
p.s. anyone who thinks that one group of people can control the entire world has waaaaaaaayyyyy to much faith in the intelligence of the average homo sapien, regardless of their ethnicity. most humans can’t conspire their way out of a wet paper bag.
11.06.09 at 4:54 pm
pardon me. that should read ‘regardless of his or her ethnicity’.
11.06.09 at 4:55 pm
Before I say anything else…
Goad: I’ve got two words for you – Boyd Rice http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boyd_Rice
I’ve met him, I’ve argued with him, he’s got 20 years on you and he does “shock art for racists” about a hundred times better than you. Secondly, I don’t give a fuck if your daddy dropped candy canes on the Care Bears. My immigrant Czech uncle got drafted in both wars and fought the Kaiser and the Nazis. He didn’t say shit about it…it was his fucking job.
You want a biscuit?
*
To everyone else re: Nazi symbolism and “Mein Kamph,”
I would rather have antisemitism in my face. If you’re gonna hate me, just be an adult, stop wasting my time and hate me face to face. I spent most of the late 80s trying to beat up every Nazi skinhead who showed his face at Gilman St in Berkeley and all it did was get me arrested and cut up.
And at the end of the day, no one is more obsessed with Nazi gear than Jews. Forget those militia dicks who meet in the woods. Collecting all the bizarre Hitler-Blavatsky-Crowley occult bullshit and WWII objects has almost become some kind of bizarre jew/goth subculture.
One of my best friends is trying to get her hands on a Hitler cookie jar. I collect Nazi propaganda art and any books I can get my hands on (one example being Henry Ford’s “The International Jew.”) Another friend has a Russian copy of “The Protocols of the Elders of Zion.”
If you can’t face your monsters then you become one yourself. Laughing at racist caricatures of Jews instead of trying to fight a million battles has turned out to be the best medicine ever for keeping myself in check and not alienating every non-Jew in my life.
Bottom line: I was born during the Vietnam war and WWII has nothing to do with me. My family did not die in the camps, they immigrated to Omaha. I make less than $30K a year, I do not own a car and I control nothing…least of all the media or any banks.
Goad, if you want to show me what a stupid cunt you are by painting swasitkas…go knock yourself out, tiger. You’re gonna need to get in line behind about 200 other fags trying to give me a headache before I can even get to you.
11.06.09 at 5:01 pm
Uh, dude…if you couldn’t care less about Mr. Goad’s and would rather dismiss him as stupid, could you please clue me in onto the point of your entire post? It seems silly that you would expend personal energy ranting at someone you couldn’t care less about.
11.06.09 at 5:54 pm
Jim Goad is an amateur? Are you sure? I just checked Amazon and he seems to have at least three books under his belt as well as quite a few other things. How does your canon compare? Have you done 2 years in jail? Let’s start with this: You try reading One 700 page book and get back to us.
11.06.09 at 6:15 pm
In Mein Kampf, I think Hitler’s rant about baggy, poorly fitting clothes in his day was pure class.
11.06.09 at 6:37 pm
“I hate Nazis…I attack Nazis…My friends and I collect Nazi paraphernalia…WWII has nothing to do with me.”
Hard to argue with a solid line of reasoning like that.
11.06.09 at 6:40 pm
“I make less than $30K a year, I do not own a car and I control nothing…”
- the other kind of self-hating Jew.
11.06.09 at 6:57 pm
“On the Jews and Their Lies” is fantastic. Cartoon-like bigotry at its most entertaining.
11.06.09 at 7:05 pm
Kind of interesting that Martin Luther King was named after such a rabid anti-Semite.
11.06.09 at 7:28 pm
Yeah…I have two words for Kolacek: “Answer Me!” – as in, “remember when Boyd Rice was featured in ‘Answer Me!’ and hung out with the Goads every now and then and had Jim do a track on the ‘Hatesville’ album?”
Internet posts by Zionists and general “did I mention i’m JEWISH?!?! cuz I’m JEWISH!!! but don’t mention me being JEWISH cuz then you’re a fucking anti-”Semite”!!!” types are the best proof that they’re not up to running any conspiracy bigger than keeping Larry David on television.
Oh…and nice article and such.
11.06.09 at 7:29 pm
Okay people, let’s equate anything Jim Goad READS to what he actually believes in. Using that sort of justification would mean I’m a Christian Communist reading the Bible and anything by Karl Marx.
11.06.09 at 7:34 pm
Honestly Jim Goad, I don’t know what’s braver… admitting to people that you read Hitler’s book AND creating a list of things you and Hitler have in common, OR pulling out an iPhone while using Atlanta public transportation.
11.06.09 at 7:40 pm
every comment should be deleted, same goes with the article, I am so offended. fuck the italians.
11.06.09 at 8:02 pm
A stronger argument could be made that Jim Goad hates Muslims more so than Jews. If anything, his Judeophilia inspires him to pen articles advocating genocide of Muslims. Once Jim finds a wide enough audience, enough Jews will follow suit and take an even more militant stance against Palestine and the entire Muslim world, exterminating every last fatwa fuckhead in sight. Soon enough, a 1000 year Judaic Reich will be established, and there will be peace throughout the land.
Jews, fear nothing; that man is on your side, carrying the banner of Zionism into battle.
11.06.09 at 8:16 pm
I enjoyed Mein Kampf best as an interesting account of late 19th century central European history. I don’t suppose Hitler knew Jacob Schiff sent 20 million in gold to finance the Bolshevik Revolution, just as he didn’t know Jewish elites were underwriting National Socialism. Like Kevin MacDonald, Murray, Herrnstein and Herr Goad, I used to believe Jews were achingly brilliant. And I now certainly don’t think they’re dumber than me, but after going back to school recently, I observed that the vaunted Ash-can-nazi intelligence is not superior. Their clannishness and assiduous mutual admiration network is. The journalist who wrote, “Communism is a Jewish ploy for destroying nations, to make them easier to rule afterwards” was murdered for saying so. I think it’s pretty evident Communism and Capitalism are both means to divest ordinary people of their private property. Who’s behind it is almost academic compared to the reality of where you’re going to live, or how you’re going to pay the bills next month.
11.06.09 at 8:23 pm
@ Erik Kolacek
“I spent most of the late 80s trying to beat up every Nazi skinhead who showed his face at Gilman St in Berkeley”
That’s funny….I think I saw maybe 3 or 4 racist skins at Gilman St. during that time period. Way to go. It took you most of the late 80s to try to beat up 4 guys.
11.06.09 at 8:38 pm
Personally, I’m still in debate whether Jews truly are the superior beings. If it were proven that Judaism is racial as well as religious, then yes. Unfortunately, Jewish genetics seem to be nothing but diluted Semitism after centuries of breeding with Euros. Pardon me, but I doubt that separates one as a distinct race; if that were the case, then Arabs (whom preserved their Semitism) are a distinct race as well.
Jewish intelligence arises from self-regulation. Because their population is minute, they can control the eugenic from the dysgenic; that way, there’s more Jews like Einstein and fewer Jews like retards. Additionally, just observe the way Jews raise their children; Jewish Mother syndrome anyone? I rest my case.
11.06.09 at 8:39 pm
it is wrong to think that compassion, or altruism, isn’t an inherent human trait. If it didn’t serve any purpose, then why is it such a valued characteristic?
i understand you may be anti-religion, which places an emphasis on compassion, but compassion doesn’t stem from religion.
11.06.09 at 9:01 pm
I hate hitler too. Because he didn’t finish the job.
11.06.09 at 9:05 pm
Sometimes I read Jim Goad and wonder, is there no beginning to this man’s talent?
The idea of Jews beating up skins makes me LOL…
http://www.deaddog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/image152.png
The internet is the perfect medium for that most physically cowardly of all groups. Once I was on a message board when a Frankenberrystein started clamoring for the sterilization of Arabs, just as his tribesman T. Kaufman did re: Germans in Germany Must Perish!
Better stick to sniping Palestinian boys in the nuts.
11.06.09 at 9:26 pm
I’m just happy Jim Goad is back!
11.06.09 at 9:28 pm
I think somebody towards the top mentioned Mein Kampf as being based on Nietzsche’s arguments. No.
Nietzsche actually praised Jews over Christians, and his books were publicly burned for that very fact. He was also an admirer of Buddhism, something inherently without a national identity, and an idea on which Hitler could never hinge his argument.
There are similarities, and I’m sure Hitler drew from some leitmotifs in Nietzsche’s work, but don’t fucking ruin his name by lumping it in with Adolf Hitler.
11.06.09 at 9:32 pm
And yeah, great article. I was sick of only reading tweets.
11.06.09 at 9:37 pm
Jhericles LeTrout? Nigga, I know you. I used to roll wit your sister, Chlamydia. I was in the fifth grade wit your lil’ brutha, Dorito. Toughest three years of my life. Me and Dorito slept with pork together; we ate white women together…
I gots to give that a nigga a call.
11.06.09 at 9:53 pm
This whole thing actually brings up a much larger point to me that seems to sum up our entire generation (sorry for the slurring but I’m drunk). This guy read the thickest book in the world and he’s still called an underachiever. We are all critics with no content of our own to show for it. As was said here recently, we are all experts on Obama’s stimulus plan, healthcare, global warming, the physics of 9-11 steel, etc, despite some of the most ridiculously hippy educations ever created. If any of you can read a book this long once in your life, I’ll eat my iPhone.
11.06.09 at 10:07 pm
Nietzsche also said Jews were the preeminent parasites of the world. Let’s face it, Boychik, he had mixed feelings about ambivalence: regarding the Germans as well.
11.06.09 at 10:11 pm
It’s rumoured Jim Goad was the subject of John Cooper Clarke’s Twat:
You’ve got this slippery quality,
it makes me think of phlegm,
and a dual personality
I hate both of them.
http://www.cyberspike.com/clarke/twat.html
Some people think Goad is weird because he wears braces on his false teeth, but I think he’s weird because he wears sideburns…behind his ears.
11.06.09 at 10:52 pm
my grandpa was in intelligence in ww2, briefed pilots pre-bombing. vision too poor to be a pilot. also, brainy.
11.06.09 at 11:16 pm
If Jews don’t run any given thing, then they should be put in charge of it. One billion muslims versus tiny Israel, and look who’s a bitter loser.
11.07.09 at 12:25 am
@JK ‘mixed feelings about ambivalence’ … I’m using that one next time I go out.
11.07.09 at 12:26 am
It’s been said you can tell who’s really in charge by asking who is it that can only be criticized in whispers?
Or not at all…
or only on meaningless blogs (and not for much longer).
I had family on both sides of Jews’ War 2 –
“We Jews are going to bring war on Germany.”
— David Brown, President of American Hebrew, in 1934, quoted in Edmonson’s I Testify, page 188.
“The Second World War is being fought for the defense of the fundamentals of Judaism.”
— The Chicago Jewish Sentinel, October 8, 1942.
— and besides the undeserved sense of accomplishment I share with you other name droppers at this accident of birth, the only other thing this entitles me to is to be ground under the wheels with the rest of the sheeple.
Every non-jew here is by definition — Jewish definition, the only one that counts — an anti-semite, though you never had an indecent thought towards a Jew in your life, though you fellate circumcised dick till the Mashiach comes home…you are an enemy of Jews, and will eventually be reminded of that unequivocally.
11.07.09 at 12:37 am
Jews give the best blow jobs in the world.
11.07.09 at 1:03 am
I brought a Jewess home once. After snogging and disrobing, she refused to give me a BJ. I declined to go down on her also, because her gusset was a tad gefiltefishy. She was not half pleased. I called her a cab. True story.
11.07.09 at 1:12 am
Jim Goad: perineally pushing the existing perimeters of phallicentric dogma and insensitivity.
Just another frustrated sex gladiator.
11.07.09 at 1:56 am
Do you tossers not like Joy Division cos they were “Nazis?”
11.07.09 at 2:05 am
A post modernist womynist can only read Jim Goad ironically. I get the joke, I just don’t care for misogynistic humor. I once wore a shirt saying “I got wood at Sequoia National Park” until a sister informed me it implied tumescence. The apex of JG’s art was posting pics of his engorged phallus on his site. “The dick is mightier than the pen” he boasted. How jejune. The standards of Goad’s fans are lower than an octogenarian’s scrotum, or an Ann Coulter dangling modifier.
11.07.09 at 2:31 am
Y’all a bunch of sorry ass crackers. When Goad gonna write sumpin’ on Marcus Garvey, a real Black Nationalist, i.e., an advocate of Return to Africa. Black Star Line, Beotch. Not the blame whiteyism of WEB DuBois, that half awake DeNiro lookin’ motherfucker Fard Muhammed, Elijah Muhammed and Farrakhan. Goad tink he funny, he say if he win the lottery, he not send Blacks back to Freaka, but send us half way! Peckerwood fucker!
11.07.09 at 3:10 am
I never sang or fucked punk. I feel left out on this blog.
11.07.09 at 3:20 am
@”I would rather have antisemitism in my face.”
But no one hates you because you’re Jewish, Erik. We hate you because of your haircut:
http://www.jewcy.com/user/16349/erik_kolacek
As far as I can tell, being Jewish is the only good thing about you.
@“The dick is mightier than the pen” he boasted. How jejune. The standards of Goad’s fans…”
I never wrote that line. Cite the source. The M.O. of my detractors is that they need to create straw men in order to appear they have a prayer debating me.
And the word is spelled “phallocentric.” Don’t use big words if you can’t spell them. And don’t talk about low literary standards when yours are lower than mine.
11.07.09 at 5:07 am
Ready fro the Truth jew-tards?
There is actually no such thing as “Jews”. Its a fucking belief system, not a race. Believe ye not the hype.
Treat Jews the same way you’d treat an adult that believes in the Tooth Fairy – along with every other religious moron…
11.07.09 at 7:42 am
Written like a 10 year old with a dirty thesaurus. The real question is how can you afford an I-phone? Do you have an unlimited data plan? Those can be pretty expensive. I was thinking about getting one but decided not to because I have a tendency to break stuff like that. Do you have a protective case? I see that most people do. I wonder if I-phone covers for homosexual phones lets other gays no if they practice safe sex. You should ALWAYS practice safe sex. or do what I do and have sex with racist white women. I figure that those girls usually hate the types of people (blacks, chinese, arabs, really dark blacks) who have AIDS. In conclusion, Mr. Goad, you are a bit of a Mary. Thank you and god bless.
11.07.09 at 8:07 am
haha, the comments are MORE interesting that the acctual post.
Now thats comedy!
11.07.09 at 8:13 am
@Medusa: I’m a lady Goad fan who also finds Ann Coulter’s dangling modifiers and octogenarian scrotums funny. I am a hardcore feminist (the old-school militant kind as opposed to the new sexy kind) whose undergraduate degree includes a Women’s Studies minor. Still, funny smart things eclipse ideology since I learned how to laugh years before I tackled deconstructive analysis. I may have low standards, but I would never publicly use the word “jejune” (save this single referential quote) and when I wore my “I Got Laid In Hawaii” shirt as nine year old, I was cognizant of its double entendre.
11.07.09 at 10:27 am
the part that disturbs me most.
“Hitler placed human beings into three distinct categories: those that are culture creating, those that are culture bearing, and those that are culture destroying. The Aryan agent according to Hitler is a culture creator, a quality he believed minority groups lack. Hitler generally described Asians, as culture bearers, a group unable to progress without Aryan intervention. He claimed that the Japanese simply assimilate foreign elements into their culture and therefore, are not truly culture creators, rather they are culture bearers.
In contrast to being culture bearers or culture creators, Hitler believed that dark skinned people were culture destroyers. He envisioned enslaving them, and exploiting their labor. According to Hitler this would have been a justifiable action, as the Aryan race was chosen by God to have dominion over inferior peoples. He believed that Aryan domination over minorities was simply an extension of natural law. In a twisted way, Hitler believed that by enslaving minorities he would actually be doing them a favor, as it would indirectly teach them the value of hard work.” http://knol.google.com/k/boyd-bullough/adolf-hitler/14vb93s9ty9uz/10#
11.07.09 at 10:28 am
‘hagenshape Says: ”…That’s the problem with do-gooders…” ‘. Yeah – fucking ‘Do-gooders’ and their not agreeing with Hitler….
11.07.09 at 11:55 am
@Jim Goad: Like you’d remember if you’d written “The dick is mightier than the pen.” You’ve “dropped more acid than a dozen psychedelic rodeo clowns”. Just another frustrating and frustrated boy in extended adolescence. You remind me of the moderator at my fifth grade spelling bee. The context escaped me, so I asked him to use the word in a sentence. “Certainly”, he replied. “We don’t know whether or not the weather will be fair or foul this weekend.” Because of that sexist pig I failed to make herstory that day. You are what’s wrong with this world, Mr. Man.
Womynists Unite! Vaginocracy Akbar!
11.07.09 at 2:58 pm
I remember that in 1993 I wrote, “The pen is mightier than the sword, but why should I have to choose? I have two hands, so I carry BOTH,” so, despite brain surgery, the cerebrum’s intact and working better than yours, Missy. You’re the faux intellectual who’s misspelling feminist terms and concocting fake quotes to suit your self-pitying and miserable agenda. Both you and I know that I can do schoolyard insults better than you, but I’ll take the high road, because I’m better than you there, too. I’m better than you everywhere! HAVE A NICE DAY!
11.07.09 at 3:19 pm
@ Taeil “I don’t know what’s braver… admitting to people that you read Hitler’s book AND creating a list of things you and Hitler have in common, OR pulling out an iPhone while using Atlanta public transportation” Why because of the black people!? You racist nip bastard.
11.07.09 at 3:22 pm
@Jim Goad: “And the word is spelled “phallocentric.” Don’t use big words if you can’t spell them.”
I’m sorry, I have a cold.
If you’re not showboating your penis, you’re showboating your spelling ability, or you’re spelling ability re: your penis. How many lesbians have you created?
11.07.09 at 3:36 pm
@ Jim Goad: Gahhh! Mr. Man! Don’t make me unleash the fury of CAPS LOCK!
11.07.09 at 3:43 pm
“…you’re showboating your spelling ability, or you’re spelling ability re: your penis. How many lesbians have you created?”
You misspelled the word ‘your.’ Third one in.
11.07.09 at 3:44 pm
It’s clear that this person doesn’t like me. What isn’t clear to this person is that I don’t need her to like me.
11.07.09 at 3:50 pm
@ Jim Goad:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2eUopy9sd8
“Both you and I know that I can do schoolyard insults better than you, but I’ll take the high road, because I’m better than you there, too.”
The hell you say. It’s well known that YOU’RE so vain you joined the Navy so the world could see you.
11.07.09 at 3:53 pm
Here I was, ready to give you credit for a funny line, but it appears you can’t even come up with your own material:
http://tr.im/medusathief
No argument that I’m self-absorbed. Guilty as charged. And this obviously bothers you.
11.07.09 at 4:07 pm
I have to construct a Womynist bookshelf, then I’ll return to deconstructing you. Making litter out of literati, as it were.
Why don’t you produce something?
11.07.09 at 4:11 pm
“Here I was, ready to give you credit for a funny line, but it appears you can’t even come up with your own material:”
Mediocre writers borrow, great writers steal. So go borrow some quips while I build something, you penis with a support system.
11.07.09 at 4:16 pm
1) Why did Erik off Jim a biscuit?
2) Jim, why were you monitoring this site 24 hours a day with too long stuff,etc.
11.07.09 at 4:38 pm
Medusa, unless you clue us in on who you are, I’m certain you’re a troll.
Please, get the fuck out. Don’t let /b/ rape your ass on the way out.
11.07.09 at 6:46 pm
welcome back, mr goad!
11.07.09 at 6:48 pm
What a feckin’ pretentious lot. No wonder Ian Curtis offed himself before Joy Division’s first American tour.
11.07.09 at 6:49 pm
hey todd, i said hitler stole some ideas from neitzsche. i certainly didn’t mean to suggest that he and hitler are one and the same. of course n. praised the jews, who doesn’t know that?
11.07.09 at 6:54 pm
If Kolacek is offering Hamantaschen biscuits, my dog is hungry. Which philosemite gets a gold star for telling us the origin of those things?
11.07.09 at 7:01 pm
“Mediocre writers borrow, great writers steal.”
Then, if you’re so enlightened and talented enough to plagiarize and present rehashed shit as new and fresh, do it! And while you’re at it, make some money on it. Your time will be better spent there than ranting at an author you dislike.
11.08.09 at 12:10 am
@Taeil, You kind of bursted my bubble, you see I read the Harry Potter books and I thought that made me magical.
“Hitler Was A Sensitive Guy.” <—good song.
11.08.09 at 5:53 am
mein kampf’s a shitty read.
terribly terribly written.
11.08.09 at 6:03 am
these pretzels are making me thirsty.
11.08.09 at 9:06 am
It’s cute when people argue about Jews this and Jews that on the internet. Like there’s a giant conspiracy and that’s the only reason we succeed. Negro, please.My mom was born in a refugee camp, my dad in a soviet union communist hellhole. nobody gave a shit about them. both now have advanced degrees and make that cash, son. Know why? Because they didn’t sit around bitching and moaning, they worked their asses off getting educated. and their parents, though they didn’t even have a high school education, understood the importance of book learnin’ and made sure they did, too. It’s as simple as that. it’s called good parenting and education, fucktards. That’s the giant conspiracy. the chinamen and indians who came to this country figured it out. they run bodegas and their kids go to harvard. its about time the rest of you shut the fuck up and tried to earn your shit.
11.08.09 at 12:51 pm
Hitler was the last white man the Jews respected, which is why they can’t stop talking about him for five minutes. Fall Out Boy kike said as much, the Jews spend vast amounts of their discretionary time and income scrounging around for Uncle Wolf’s baby booties and what not. You haven’t arrived until you have the imprimatur of Yahweh’s masterpiece’s, and I would say having an endless stream of movies made about you 64 yrs after your death, countless textbooks, and an entire cable channel devoted to you, constitutes the big time.
When you have some time on your hands, which you probably will soon, due to tribal trickle down redundancy at your erstwhile workplace, watch an afternoon’s programming on the Hitler channel. In a few short hours, you will learn that the man was a drug addict, an invert, an S&M freak (talk about Jewish projection), and a failure at everything he attempted, except for throwing the yids off the backs of the most civilized people on earth — for 12 yrs, anyway.
Not too shabby.
11.08.09 at 12:52 pm
^ but heebs is white, its just a ( shitty) religion, tard.
11.08.09 at 2:44 pm
Hitler dead. Niggers is alive, but Mexicans keep movin’ on up. Goddamn Jorge and Weezie Consuela Jefferson.
11.08.09 at 3:44 pm
i used to say, “i’ve never met a dumb jew.” but then i worked for this dude, Dave Molnar, in san diego and he was a fucking idiot.
11.08.09 at 3:56 pm
Awesome! A truly special read! Edifying! *****
11.08.09 at 5:02 pm
In full agreement with Gomez. Not sure if I should donate 10 large to stormfront or get my foreskin hacked off. Whatever. I need a diaper.
11.08.09 at 5:04 pm
The conspiratorialists need to calm down.
Maybe the Jews do run the media – but you have to admit they put on some fucking good shows.
And the lizard people – that’s cool, I like it. It would be more fun to know that Gordon Broon could actually climb walls – I think he might get a bit more popular.
P.S. Does this mean that if you have loads of Jewish friends you have a good chance of winning big brother? Because then it would be worth it.
11.08.09 at 5:48 pm
I understand admiring Jews for their cleverness and tenacity for what we euphemistically call their survival strategies, but loving Jews is just Stockholm Syndrome. No matter how much you love them, they will not reciprocate. No matter how far your tongue is up collective kosher cloaca, admittance to their tribe is not a possibility.
Your only reward is the satisfaction of knowing you betrayed you and yours, and being last on the extermination list, after your role as “useful idiot” has been exhausted.
“My opinion of Christian Zionists? They’re scum. But don’t tell them that. We need all the useful idiots we can get right now,”
— Benjamin “Bibi” Netanyahu, Prime Minister of Israel. Present in New York City on 9/11 and London during the 7/7 subway bombings.
Their is no way out for the West but through the Jews.
11.08.09 at 5:55 pm
Le français dit l’écriture de Jim Goad est de la merde. Et nous pensons que Jerry Lewis est génie!
11.08.09 at 6:23 pm
I love hearing White Nationalists kvetch about Jews on the Internet and use Google to dig up good reasons to hate them because a Jew invented Google with the sole intent of encouraging the spread of information.
11.08.09 at 6:48 pm
Rosa. You don’t know how to act…
THESE PRETZELS ARE MAKING ME THIRSTY!
11.08.09 at 7:10 pm
If a Jew invented Google, wouldn’t he have called it Jewgle?
11.08.09 at 7:19 pm
“The conspiratorialists need to calm down.
Maybe the Jews do run the media – but you have to admit they put on some fucking good shows…”
Listen to the moderators, folks. Don’t worry and turn on the televitz. Really, expecting an open discussion of the Jewish Problem on a review of Mein Kampf is a bit much.
11.08.09 at 7:31 pm
Some other old-school Jew-baiting rants from sources you may not have expected:
“The International Jew” by Henry “Model T.” Ford…
http://www.jrbooksonline.com/Intl_Jew_full_version/ijtoc_.htm
“On the Jewish Question” by Karl Marx…
http://www.marxists.org/archive/marx/works/1844/jewish-question/index.htm
11.08.09 at 7:57 pm
Two things I’d like to hear just once in my life,
a Jew say,
“I take responsibility for_______ ”
and a woman say,
“If he smacked me, I deserved it.”
11.08.09 at 8:07 pm
Whether you like to admit it or not, JK has a point when he addresses the Jews never reciprocate. Of course, they give you the impression that they will reciprocate (any smart businessman knows this), and that’s all they need; a pretense to keep you duped, and an idiot foolish enough to believe it. From that standpoint, Jews knows how to keep their friends close and their enemies closer, and that’s an admirable talent considering that countless lies construct our society. It’s precisely how they swindled Israel from the Palestinians. It’s precisely how they managed to receive America’s support to fight their war against the true Semites that are sandniggers. It’s precisely why we feel white guilt. It’s precisely why their representation in American politics has always been disproportionate. It’s why we can’t have an honest discussion about their Holocaust. All because of a pretense that they’ll reciprocate.
Anyone who thinks Jews are just dandy is denying reality.
On a personal note, I’ll list some reasons (aside from the aforementioned) on precisely why I loathe Jews:
1. Look at them. They resemble the rats they were descent from. Wrinkles encircling their eyes, trench digging hooknoses, hoarse ear-sodomizing caws for voices. Only one word can describe this aesthetic tragedy; YIDEOUS! These traits’ centuries long survival of miscegenation with Europeans should clue you in on their repulsive nature, inside AND outside. Any man that considers fucking them, let alone BREEDING with them, deserves to be sterilized. Thankfully, their noses are big and easy to hit, making one-hit knock outs simpler.
2. Their cuisine is shit. Pure, utter shit. Gefilte fish? You must be joking. Just try ANY other cuisine and one will notice an immediate superiority in catering to your palate, especially those of Indo-ARYAN origin. Find me the best Indian chef and the best Yiddish chef, and the former will always shame the latter. Hell, even English food beats anything the Jews create, and that says something.
3. Their sanctimonious hypocrisy should make any man with reasonable intellect vomit…preferably on a Jewish infant. They demand everyone adhere to their recycled notion of humanism and humanitarianism. They damn anyone that thinks race is genetic or that genocide is merely Social Darwinism in action, yet all one has to do is look at Palestine and find their rhetoric’s hypocrisy.
4. Their height is Napoleonically pathetic. Sorry, but it’s a tall man’s planet; there’s no room for short shrimps.
5. Their religion is retarded. Thanks to its intellectual deficiency, it gave both to two religions on the same abysmal level of idiocy. I find nothing redeeming about Judaism, Christianity, or Islam. Any other religion is vastly superior to anything Abrahamic.
On the plus side, they’re kinda funny. Alright, I’ll admit their dominance in the comedy industry is somewhat deserved…except that Blacks have always made me laugh harder than they ever did.
11.08.09 at 8:37 pm
We DEFINITELY deserve Pauly Shore.
11.08.09 at 10:35 pm
The only Jewish comedians worth a turd are Rickles, Dangerfield, and Blognigger. Look at this list: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Jewish_comedians
If you can cull more than 3 genuinely funny people from that line-up you are completely sad.
11.08.09 at 10:44 pm
Everyone on this blog reads: this being a post-literate society, that alone makes present company intellectual elite. And I’m not patronizing.
Can we not have an intelligent discussion on this subject?
When a woman segues from one “abusive” boyfriend to another, the backasswards logic of the day dictates, “she chooses bad men because…insert Dr. Phil/Oprah horseshit here.” The obvious question to ask is what is that woman doing to elicit that response from all those men?
When the self-chosen were Holocausted™, the obvious question is what did the Jews do to get the most civilized nation on earth to turn on them? Do you realize that the plausibility of the Holocaust™ is a confirmation of the intrinsic objectionableness of Jews? Eskimos are a hard drinking, odd looking and speaking, easily scapegoatable group, why not them? The Amish wear black, beards and hats, and are as closed a society as any that can be found. Why haven’t they been targeted for extermination?
The very notion is absurd, isn’t it?
We are told that anti-semitism is something unrelated to Jewish behavior. It’s something floating in the air that one catches, like the common cold. It’s a disease, we are told. I agree.
You catch it from Jews.
11.08.09 at 11:28 pm
A Peckerwood convict who said he’d never done anything dishonorable in his life also said La Eme don’t fuck punk.
They think it’s unmanly.
What a crazy idea.
11.08.09 at 11:44 pm
Jim – you went fishing for offended jewish people — instead you netted a bunch of hateful idiots (see JK ^^ and Anonymous ^^^^^).
When the fish you are catching on this blog stink as bad as these do, perhaps you should try using different bait.
11.09.09 at 1:12 am
anti-semites are very boring.
11.09.09 at 1:17 am
I ate Nazis too.
11.09.09 at 1:44 am
“Jim – you went fishing for offended jewish people”
Thank you for telling me what my motivation was, Mark. I always enjoy being told what it was, as surprising as it may be to me.
11.09.09 at 2:13 am
By the by, Erik Kolacek up there boasts of sporting “visible Hebrew ink,” so I think we can all claim at least ONE offended Jew here.
It’s fascinating to me that I can claim Jews are the Master Race, and certain elements of The Tribe will still find a way to feel persecuted by it.
11.09.09 at 2:58 am
^ Perhaps I am wrong about your motivations here. You say you don’t hate jewish people (and I take you at your word). Yet this particular post seems to have excited a lot of people who do hate jewish people. So yes — I am calling your motives for writing this, into question. I am also interested to know if you are pleased by the responses you get from readers who seem to interpret (or misinterpret) your post as a rallying cry for anti-Semites.
11.09.09 at 3:06 am
I believe I stated my motivations within the article’s context—I wanted to give a fair hearing to, and an honest review of, a book which is likely the world’s most demonized text. This is what happens when they send a guy to 12 years of Catholic school—you either get with the program, or you develop a habit of seeking out the forbidden to see what all the fucking fuss is about.
I realized a long time ago (I think the precise moment was when I was very high on weed and listening to Dr. Demento in the summer of 1978) that intelligence and stupidity cannot be confined to one political and/or philosophical stance. Depending on someone’s cognitive skills, an individual could pretty much make any point sound brilliant or stupid. I think we’ve witnessed a fair sampling of the entire spectrum on this thread.
I’ve encountered brilliant Jews and brilliant Nazis. Dumb ones in both camps, too. And smart ones in both camps who allowed emotions to trump their intelligence. And, best of all, people who think the very idea of diametrically opposed “camps” is simplistic and divisive. It’s a giant rainbow, this world is. It’s called “diversity.”
If the “anti-Semites” came out of the woodwork, I think it might have something to do with the fact that I wasn’t beating the BAD BAD BAD drum, which, let’s face it, comprises 99% of public discourse regarding Hitler and Nazis. Then again, I can’t see them being too pleased with my passage about them being outwitted by a “smaller-yet-smarter opponent.”
11.09.09 at 3:31 am
Okay… I’m all for the exploration of taboo topics and ideas. But in re: to why the anti-Semites come out of the woodwork, I have to disagree with you. I don’t think the anti-Semitic responses to your post are the result of your having opened up doors by approaching forbidden black-and-white topics in a more multi-dimensional fashion than they are usually approached. I think there are people out there who are looking for opportunities to attach their anger and hatred to something. Looking for an opportunity to express hatred is not reserved for anti-Semites. There are clearly people in all camps (us Jews included) who are waiting to spew against someone. But like it or not, your writing in this instance is serving as a lightening rod for some angry hate-filled people, and in my mind it has little to do with their desire for discourse. JK’s and Anonymous’ posts don’t strike me as being removed from the world of “diametrically opposed camps.” And, last thing I’ll say, in hopes of shedding light on the subject of why we Jews might be quick to get our panties in a bunch, it is because having some people out their who hate you as the result of the circumstances of your birth is scary (and again, is not a phenomena that is particular to only Jews). Having people laud Jews as being part of a superior race is also scary, because in my mind, regardless of the fact that you might intend calling me a member of “the master race” as a compliment, that is not a far throw from having people accusing me of thinking of myself as being “a chosen one” and hating me for thinking I am better than they are.
11.09.09 at 4:20 am
I guess that’s true. I don’t think it would be too hard to outwit a jew if you went around targeting them one by one and sprung traps. They’re generally not the most together people so if you just toss a banana peel in front of them… whoooosh. But then its all for nothing when you call home to pops and he tells you that he just got “fucked” out 40 grand by some Jonah Rosenburg guy.
I enjoyed Jim’s efforts here, but I think he should have added something about how Jews seriously lack charisma. If you contend that you’re the Master Race because you’ve mastered duping the white man, fair enough. Shouldn’t it be a requirement for you to be moderately likable though?
11.09.09 at 4:40 am
A quick note: I was referring to what Jim said, not that tedious fuckhead who wrote something after.
11.09.09 at 4:44 am
These pretzels… they’re making my thirsty!
11.09.09 at 6:56 am
perfect sc piece. funny, well-written, controversial, great images to accompany it.
100 plus comments. i know print is dead, but i’d love to curl up with sc and jim goad in a bubble bath with a cold beer.
11.09.09 at 7:24 am
Difficult to discern, something unfamiliar and controversial is frequently nipped by those estranged or indifferent to it. They ‘know what you’re trying to do’– really? The others, the inteligencia, seek deeper meanings to things so brutally bare it becomes laughable & effortless to shit-on. The harmless straggler, who is to benefit the most from an honest book review– is so confused by both extremes they pass it up as something too deep or vapid for them to get.
Good read.
11.09.09 at 9:40 am
This goy boy’s sphincter… is strangling my erection!
11.09.09 at 12:01 pm
You know, Mark, when you ascribed motive to Herr Goad, I thought: kike, 100% ticzim. And what has the denouement shown? Goad should have included mindreading among the qualities of Jews that he loves. No wonder Jews are so successful, you know why everyone does everything, even when they don’t know themselves; ESPECIALLY when they don’t know themselves. It really is a mystery why we goyim don’t appreciate you more. Where would we be without you to tell us why we do things? Thank you, Mark. On behalf of ungrateful, backward European people everywhere, thank you for being “a light unto the nations.”
11.09.09 at 12:50 pm
Let me get this straight, what the author is saying, in a nutshell, is that racial or ethnic or religious or whatever superiority should be determined by each group’s ability to be shady, manipulative, opportunistic, cruel, cold, and self-involved toward their fellow human beings who do not belong to their tribe? In other words, whoever fucks everyone else over the most wins and is therefore superior, i.e. justified in being determined “superior.” I guess the whole “honest and hard-working” paradigm is down the shitter, right? You’re dealing here with a highly subjective concept, superiority, yet never directly defining it. It’s assumed that everyone agrees that whoever is the biggest dick deserves to be the honcho. That’s completely fucked up man, and no, I don’t agree with that. Does that make me a Nazi?
11.09.09 at 1:11 pm
P.S. Don’t jump me for not using my real name, this IS my real name motherfucker, and I’ll gladly debate your hair plugs anytime/anywhere.
11.09.09 at 1:13 pm
Erik!
There’s no embarrassing detail about me that I haven’t already copped to and covered years ago. Yep, I had one dime-sized dose of plugs at age 26 which I had removed in my mid-thirties. I already wrote about that in “Shit Magnet.”
You’re a real truth-teller, you are.
Except…well…the part about…
The embarrassing detail about you that you’ll NEVER admit is that you’re dying to be a writer, but no one likes your writing. Bark about your “genius” all you want—you’re the only one barking. And we both know this hurts you more than anything you could ever say about me.
11.09.09 at 1:32 pm
Oh! And regarding your mangled rephrasing of what you perceive to be my point: You’re entirely wrong.
I admire Jews for their demonstrated intellectual prowess (Ashkenazi Jews routinely score the highest among any ethnic group in IQ tests), their ability to have far more influence over world events than their numbers would suggest, their domination in science and the arts, and their ability to survive despite being The World’s Niggers for thousands of years. They’re very funny for the most part, too.
I don’t admire bitter guys who languish in Youngstown and bitch about how no one has recognized their “talent.”
Bold move revealing your “real” name, as if we’d have any way of knowing whether it’s true or not. Fact is, no one cares about you either way. Even after revealing your name, you’re still unknown and will remain that way.
11.09.09 at 1:43 pm
The pretzel leitmotif is the ONLY thing holding this thread together.
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pretzels
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thirsty
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It works on so many levels.
11.09.09 at 1:46 pm
I like your hair, Erik. Goad’s a meanie.
11.09.09 at 1:52 pm
re: Pretzels
Can we at least get Max Horkheimer to say it once?
11.09.09 at 1:57 pm
We might hear it from Erich Fromm, who never got to sit with Horkheimer, Adorno and Marcuse at the cool kids’ table at the Frankfurt School cafeteria.
If they had the reverse of these, I’d get you one (note the in group text, top right).
http://www.bustedtees.com/shiksas
You’d better hope that when you’re fucking your high end Carol Kane or Madeline Kahn Japanese sex analog, the kegel option doesn’t inopportunely kick in and trap you as your wife walks in the door.
Man, would you have some splainin’ to do.
…probably mostly justifying the prodigal expense.
11.09.09 at 2:47 pm
How do you defeat Jim Goad in a debate? Wear a Heavy D. costume. By the way, are you still relevant enough to be called a Nazi? Can we debate that?
Mangling of your point? I asked a simple question; define “superiority.” You have a definition well placed between the lines of your screed capt. courageous, but the problem with that screed is its unrepentant half-assedness, never committing to any real definition or belief in anything, kissing ass in case some Jewish publisher might want to take a chance on you while maintaining an ultra-light dissident’s edge.
Consistently accusing people of lacking courage while touting your own bogus sack never has and never will divert my attention from the truth. You’re nothing more than a classic shit stirrer that needs attention first and money second. Of course, and please, don’t get me wrong, you do show unwavering resolve in directly criticizing blacks, you never pussy foot around with the dark continentals, but the problem is that they have NO power. It’s easy.
And IQ tests? Really? You believe in that shit? “Hey guys! Let’s simplify the fuck out of intelligence! Let’s shove it down to the absolute nadir of thought! Fuck reality! We’ll make it a neat little construct!” I puked out a weak 142 on my sanctioned IQ test, but I’m still bright enough to understand the mind-numbing hypocrisy in one who attacks the status quo while continuing, over and over again to sickening ad nauseum, to justify his intelligence and maverickyness via horseshit standardized testing and primary/secondary scholastic achievement that does nothing but measure one’s capacity to follow orders. Real truth tellers are born, not made, and they sure as shit don’t need weed to introduce them to the score.
Regarding my writing, once again, you rely on something completely irrelevant in your attempted mugging. Your ability to peer into the souls of others is bush league. If you want quality work from me, it needs to be rewarded with liquor money, at the very least. A nice bottle of top-shelf bourbon goes a loooong way in my world. Anything I’ve ever done here is the product of boredom, brain farts, and half a pube’s time investment. I can read the fine, light gray print at the bottom right of this page. If you honestly believe that I’m going to hand over my labor with zero material compensation…you’re in junior high. With that being the case, what does your pro bono work say about your desperation? Oh, and by the way, I know how to use alexa dot com; therefore, I know where the e-audiences are and where they are not.
You or one of you “people” make one good point that your essay should have revolved around: Assuming that all Germans are not completely evil, what exactly did the Jews do to inspire such hatred? When the planes hit the Twin Towers, the first thing American leftists started doing was compiling lists that detailed the actions of meany America. By doing so, they attempted to justify the murder of 3000 mostly white people. In other words, why did we “deserve” to be attacked? As long as it doesn’t run amok, this strikes me as a sane approach to making sure it never happens again, yet it is in fact an approach that’s sadly lacking in the Holocaust dialogue. No one is ever all right and no one is ever all wrong. DUH.
11.09.09 at 2:48 pm
Pro bono? I get paid, honey. Apparently you didn’t. I turn down more writing jobs than you’ve ever had.
Weren’t you boasting of a huge book deal a few months back? What happened? Why so silent?
The only thing you ever bring to any discussion here is transparently envious sniping at people who get more attention than you do. I was waiting to see when your wormy, diseased ego would appear, and here it is.
Funny how “Erik X. McCoy” only shows up on Google under Street Carnage posts. You’d think there’d be some public record SOMEWHERE online of you actually existing. You pretend to be a female, then you pretend to be a “real” person. You bring it real, all right! You’re 100% real, except for 100% of the time when you’re online.
Explain why I should listen to the literary advice of someone who fell flat on his face during his one submission here and his lone submission on Blognigger’s site.
11.09.09 at 3:09 pm
“As soon as you start buying me diaper money, then I’ll start writing for Streetcarnage (or something along those lines).”
11.09.09 at 3:16 pm
Attn: Goyim: My new book, “The Banality of Third Millennium Bloggers” is now available wherever uncritical intellects are told what to think.
11.09.09 at 3:40 pm
?
Why don’t you put up a week’s pay—I’m sure it isn’t much—and then, when I bust out the canceled checks from Gavin, you have to film a video where you publicly apologize to me?
And since you save your “pro bono” work for here, PLEASE direct us to where you’re allegedly paid to write.
11.09.09 at 3:42 pm
I remember when Goad made that comment about diapers.
11.09.09 at 3:55 pm
Here’s the “diaper” quote, but IN CONTEXT:
@jim Says:
start posting blogs, stop writing comments.
06.03.09 at 4:35 am
Jim Goad Says:
I will…the minute you buy my baby some diapers.
Wasn’t talking to Gavin there. Was talking to some jerkoff who expected me to write for his amusement without offering to compensate me.
11.09.09 at 4:01 pm
Erik, I am not a Goad sock puppet. I think you made several great points in your last post, and it will take some time to respond properly.
In this thread I have tried to get Herr Goad to throw away his kneepads re: Jews, individually, collectively, whatever the context. You’ve made yourself clear on this point, despite assertions to the contrary, but if there’s anything you’d like to add, I’d like to hear it.
11.09.09 at 4:06 pm
Apology accepted.
11.09.09 at 4:14 pm
Behold the scary talents of one Erik “X” McCoy:
http://www.theblackbeatles.com/2009/04/guestpost-vanea-easter-weekend.html
Yeah. He put it all on the line there. Talkin’ bout drugs and pussy and dudes he knew…fucking loser.
I answered your question about why I feel Jews are superior.
You’re still dodging my questions about your “book deal” and who pays you to write.
11.09.09 at 4:37 pm
You’re also avoiding my challenge to put up a week’s pay so I can take it from you in front of everyone.
Pussy. Show your face.
11.09.09 at 4:53 pm
You didn’t answer shit…whitey. Oh yeah, and what of your high paid post about acid, mean Italians, and having an insensitive (cry) father? Look at the Black Beatles post and read the irony. But of course, you get paid around here, which is why you’ve bothered to post, what? Two times this whole year? You must be raking it in, slice.
11.09.09 at 5:21 pm
I looked at the Black Beatles post and saw someone who can’t write. Own it.
So you were “ironically” being a bad writer?
When will you show us your skills?
11.09.09 at 5:36 pm
When you show us yours.
11.09.09 at 5:41 pm
…and when I get paid to do so.
11.09.09 at 5:41 pm
…which will never happen.
11.09.09 at 5:49 pm
The fact that Goad even argues with Vane$$a proves two things:
1) She’s a good writer. Good writers get under people’s skin. Her lengthy post above displays an easy command of the language along with a drive steeped in a fearless need to go for the jugular. She has nothing to lose. What a complete turn on. Because all published writing completely sucks these days, she’ll probably toil in obscurity until posthumous recognition comes after the overthrow of our numb nuts culture.
2) He’s in love with her Judaic “intellectual” hocus-pocus and likely dreams of eating gefilte fish off her bubbly cottage cheese ass, washed down with Manischewitz and the thick brown piss of the dehydrated alcoholic…of course.
Frankly, I enjoyed her story Easter Vacation or whatever it was called.
11.09.09 at 6:02 pm
someone’s on the ropes and it’s not the someone i expected it to be. damn! i need to get me some popcorn!
11.09.09 at 6:05 pm
Maybe Goad is the Nazi and I am the Jew lover. It wouldn’t be the first time we’ve reversed roles.
11.09.09 at 6:19 pm
So nice of you to share your IP address with “Magnus” and “Turd,” Erik…
Turd Ferguson…98.236.73.50
someone’s on the ropes and it’s not the someone i expected it to be. damn! i need to get me some popcorn!
Magnus Gomez…98.236.73.50
The fact that Goad even argues with Vane$$a proves two things:
1) She’s a good writer.
Erik X. McCoy…98.236.73.50
When you show us yours.
I mean, fuck, I used to do this a long time ago to argue points in what I’d written, but:
1) I stopped doing it and copped to it.
2) I never stooped so low as to pretend I was someone else complimenting my writing.
At least you found someone who thinks you’re a good writer…YOU!
11.09.09 at 7:01 pm
Oh no, I’m running scared! It’s my IP address! If you’re so immune to criticism, then why the great effort to get the world to stop questioning you? Hey, here’s an idea for a paid piece for this site; how’s about a detailed criticism of the Redneck Manifesto fleshed out by one smart motherfucking Jew. Would you like that homey? Golly. I sure am glad they don’t tattoo our IP addresses on our forearms. Is that all you got?
I LOVE how every thread of yours suddenly becomes a magnet for commenters who not only write in the same voice, but also display perfect grammar. HA!
11.09.09 at 7:21 pm
Pathetic bitter spiteful wannabe jock-riding male literary stalker groupie. No-talent walking lump of cancer. May you writhe in agony in the obscurity you’ve already claimed as your destiny.
11.09.09 at 7:23 pm
Hey, put your money where your mouth is, and we can open up the vaults and see if you’re right! Make it worth the bother for me—give me some money! You pussed out at the first challenge—puss out again, “real” guy!
You keep stepping up to the plate and striking out each time.
11.09.09 at 7:25 pm
You’ve avoided everything I’ve called you out on to the bitter last. Take care of that backlog and maybe we’ll talk cash. You know you are definitely on the ropes when you’re whipping out IP addresses…tough guy. How about staying on topic? No answer? Answer ME! Do I get a chance to peruse the IPs from this thread to see who’s saying what? NO. Level the playing field or you will never get your shot at the title.
11.09.09 at 7:32 pm
I’m reasonably sure that once Wordpress logs an IP it can’t be altered, so put up or shut up.
Put up a thousand bucks, which I’ll match—then we’ll take it to the judges!
Do you really enjoy losing that much? You’ve been clowned up and down the block here. You said I was doing this “pro bono,” then backed off when I offered to prove I’m not.
You alleged I’m commenting under pseudonyms here, but I doubt you’ll accept my challenge to put up or shut up about it.
Then you were outed as someone so desperate, you entered a third-person twilight world and commented about the value of your own sorry-ass short (on merit) story.
And even though it was clear as day, not once did you admit you were wrong about any of this. Who’s the one who can’t handle criticism?
I welcome criticism, which is why I respond every time someone challenges me. It’s why I beat them down each time, too.
But you don’t offer criticism. You come on like a spurned woman.
11.09.09 at 7:42 pm
Who have you beaten down besides some feeble Portland broad? Prove to us that the “world’s bravest man” doesn’t go half-assed when he wants to criticize a group who actually possesses real power. And yeah, let’s see those IP addresses. You can e-mail them to me at joeyodessa@gmail.com. Remember him? The guy that inspired that weak ass IP address fear-mongering in the first place? You know it’s true. IP addresses from this entire thread or GTFO…I win.
11.09.09 at 7:56 pm
Until I see those unaltered IPs, I’m suspending all participation in this conflict. Case closed. Fair is fair. Besides, it’s medication time.
11.09.09 at 8:02 pm
You’ve already lost. And I’ve already catalogued the ways I punked you out on this thread alone. You still can’t own any of it.
You’re obviously scared to put up money about this. I’m not. Are there any tech geeks out there who know whether it’s possible to alter IP addresses on Wordpress once they’re logged? If they’re tamper-proof, we’ll keep the vault closed until you put your money up. You aren’t worth it to me otherwise. If it’s possible to tamper with them, then nothing gets proved either way. But if you can’t alter them, I’ll wait for you to back up your bluff with some cash.
Your entire “argument” consists of imputing false motives to me. How can one prove or disprove a motive? You have nothing else. Rail about Jews and identify with blacks all you want, if it makes you feel better about being an unloved, unpublished loser toiling in obscurity in Youngstown while writing under a pseudonym about how much a female pseudonym of yours turns you on….freak.
11.09.09 at 8:08 pm
@ Erik X. McCoy writes: “Assuming that all Germans are not completely evil, what exactly did the Jews do to inspire such hatred?”
What kind of ass-backwards logic is that? A group of people were victims of mass-genocide, hence they must have done something to deserve it? As if people behaving horribly en masse, means there must be some god-given causal or logical reason they behaved that way.
People as individuals are for the most part okay, but when times get bad or when it serves our purposes, history has shown most cultures to be quite capable of becoming mass-murderers. Most cultures have also been victimized at one point or another.
As Clint Eastwood says at the end of UNFORGIVEN “Deserves got nothing to do with it.” (I’m sure I’ll be taken to task for quoting a Clint Eastwood film, but fuck you — it’s a good film).
11.09.09 at 8:12 pm
I never said that anyone deserved anything. Hell no. That’s the kind of stilted logic that’s best left to the left-wing. But of course, the Versailles Treaty dictated that generations of innocent, unborn German children deserved to suffer as a result of Germany crapping out as the loser in WWI. What I suggested is a comprehensive discussion on how a breakdown in stable relations occurred and spiraled into a complete nightmare as opposed to simply writing the non-Jewish German people off as comprehensively evil. That approach foments resentment and anti-Semitism. Mixing cultures is a fragile business. How many wars in the history of the world have been fought in the name of either segregating the desegregated and/or forcing some form of segregation? Uhhhh…pretty much all of them.
11.09.09 at 8:29 pm
watching these two go at it is a lot like this vid.
11.09.09 at 8:35 pm
I gotta agree that, indeed, America, France, and England created Hitler. And, quite frankly, the West deserved WWII.
11.09.09 at 8:45 pm
jim, when you listed things you and adolf have in common, you forgot to mention that you’re both closet fags.
11.09.09 at 10:47 pm
You already said that. And “Jhericles LeTrout” is a name I wrote. Give it back, lady.
Hey, what was it that tipped you off? Me calling myself and Hitler “females” in the introduction? The comic book “Trucker Fags in Denial?” My “Gay ‘Bout Me!” article? The fact that I call myself a fag in every other article I write? More specifically, what about this made you think it would bother me to the point where you felt compelled to post it twice?
OH!
Our mentally stable and boundlessly talented (although it will only be realized posthumously) friend “Erik” has also posted on here as “Himbo Dullstein” and “Harry Cave.” And I only posted as myself, and I can prove it, and I’d honestly love to milk some money out of this bitch over that fact. Don’t expect him to take it to the mat, though. He barks while he’s biting himself in the nuts.
For some reason, he’s keen on pushing the notion that I have also posted under pseudonyms on this thread because…well, I’m not sure…because he thinks it would make him look less gay and pathetic for having already done it under SIX different names on here, none of them likely his real name? He’s as real as it gets!
Do the math:
One Erik…plus
One Vane$$a…plus
One Himbo…plus
One Harry…plus
One Magnus…plus
One Turd…equals
One Jealous Nobody.
He’s an outsider! He’s out of the loop! He’s the real deal! He never sold out! Not that anyone ever offered!
11.09.09 at 11:34 pm
And… served.
11.09.09 at 11:44 pm
It is that disgusting peroxide blonde isn’t it.
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11.10.09 at 3:06 am
This interview clearly leads one to believe that prior to September 2009, “contributors” were not paid. I’m simply going on what the boss says.
11.10.09 at 7:01 am
See, that’s an honest misunderstanding. Until you cough up a sliver of evidence that you’ve ever been actually paid to write, I’ll assume that you haven’t, so it makes sense you’d have no way of knowing that publishers often work wildly different deals with individual authors. But yeah, I’ve been paid for every original piece I’ve ever done here.
Beyond that, it seems your critique of my article is that I’m too soft on the Jews. That’s an opinion and not something worth arguing. HAVE your fucking opinion.
11.10.09 at 8:02 am
Also: It’s a BOOK REVIEW, not a comprehensive attempt to apportion blame for WWII. In the book, Hitler simultaneously claims Aryan supremacy while conceding that Jews had manipulated them, which undermines the idea of Aryan supremacy. I never make the mistake of blaming one side entirely in a conflict of that magnitude. As far as I can see, Hitler and the Jews both had reasons for hating each other.
11.10.09 at 8:19 am
You think that “supremacy” is akin to the ability to manipulate for personal gain, I don’t. The reasons should be obvious. Whether or not this type of manipulation can be ascribed to the Jews, who knows? I know I’m certainly not getting paid by this site to prove it one way or the other. Can it be applied to the Nazis? Well, they somehow managed to convince the Jews to get on the trains to the concentration camps with nary a fight. I hardly see “supremacy” in that manipulation.
Regarding the use of aliases, is it necessary for me to track down the well disseminated article where the “man” admits to being Christi Broadnax among others? Why don’t you jump him for offending your sense of honesty? Oh, that’s right, like the chosen people, he holds the power. I sense a pattern here. It’s called the use of situational ethics.
Really? Publishers discuss with you what they pay other authors? Sounds like amateur night to me. And I never claimed to have a “big book deal.” I told Blognigger in a private conversation that I have a pain in the ass agent. That’s it. Either you sit around with Blognigger talking about me like a couple of gossipy old nags or you are Blognigger. Once again, you’re likely applying one set of standards to one group (me and all the other niggers) while applying another, more understanding set to others (in this case, you).
11.10.09 at 10:59 am
“the first thing American leftists started doing was compiling lists that detailed the actions of meany America. By doing so, they attempted to justify the murder of 3000 mostly white people. In other words, why did we “deserve” to be attacked?”
our foreign policy. muslims hate our foreign policy , intervention in their countries, supporting their dictators, giving weapons to the israelis to ethnicly cleanse the palestinians, enacting sanctions that kill their people.
pointing that out doesn’t justify anything. if we don’t remedy those another 9/11 will happen whle people like you are beating their cheast talking about how they hate us for our freedoms.
“Assuming that all Germans are not completely evil, what exactly did the Jews do to inspire such hatred?”
hilter rose to power largely because of the draconion conditions of the treaty of versailles and the hyperinflation that occured as a result of germany’s economy being strangled by said treaty. jews were a maregenalized group and like all the other mergenelized groups, ypsies homosexuals, were thrown under the bus. the same thing happened in the plague.
but it certainly didn’t occur for no reason or because hitler was evil.
11.10.09 at 11:01 am
and yes, hitler , the marxists and basically everone else in thos era had weird theories about race and classes and people having different brains and so forth
http://mises.org/humanaction/chap3sec2.asp
it was a byproduct of the weirs statism that occured after the depression. fasicsm, socialism and all the other isms had their court intellectuals that provided those retarded theories for their masters
11.10.09 at 11:06 am
Hey Lester. If you could actually read, you might notice that you’re saying nothing that I haven’t already said, particularly in regard to 9/11.
11.10.09 at 11:16 am
Erik- sorry. but yo uhave to admit it’s not that clear what you wrote there. you seem to refer to people who looked to the clues of why 9/11 happened as these “leftist” america haters and then kind of say they were on the right track.
also
“Let me get this straight, what the author is saying, in a nutshell, is that racial or ethnic or religious or whatever superiority should be determined by each group’s ability to be shady, manipulative, opportunistic, cruel, cold, and self-involved toward their fellow human beings who do not belong to their tribe? In other words, whoever fucks everyone else over the most wins and is therefore superior, i.e. justified in being determined “superior.” I guess the whole “honest and hard-working” paradigm is down the shitter, right? You’re dealing here with a highly subjective concept, superiority, yet never directly defining it. It’s assumed that everyone agrees that whoever is the biggest dick deserves to be the honcho. That’s completely fucked up man, and no, I don’t agree with that.”
I’m guessing yo uare canadian because no american would ever not understand the concept of SURVIVAL in such a manner. yes, whoever is the “biggest dick” deserves to be honcho
11.10.09 at 11:37 am
Jim,
You’ve pretty much whipped Vane$$a here, in logic and showmanship, but she/it brought up one interesting point you never really responded to, and it’s something that’s bothered me about much of your more recent work.
“You think that ’supremacy’ is akin to the ability to manipulate for personal gain, I don’t.”
“And IQ tests? Really? You believe in that shit? “Hey guys! Let’s simplify the fuck out of intelligence! Let’s shove it down to the absolute nadir of thought! Fuck reality! We’ll make it a neat little construct!”
Two questions:
1. If “equality” is bullshit, what constitutes superiority?
2. What is the most logical way for an organized society to deal with this?
11.10.09 at 9:43 pm
jews aren’t even a race, they just wear smaller hats then everyone.
the mongoloids should be the ones complaining about racism, we are racist as fuck towards them
11.11.09 at 12:40 pm
superiority = the math class at Harvard that I am to stupid to recall the exact name of is like 50 percent asian, 40 percent jewish and 10% probably people who cheated to get in there.
11.11.09 at 5:27 pm
Anyone who insists that being Jewish is strictly a result of one’s belief system and has no genetic basis is welcome to explain how merely believing something can predispose you to Tay-Sachs Disease.
You can also explain how your beliefs can magically make you a “Semite.” I believe that a huge part of the arguments trying to justify Zionism are based on the idea that Israel is a homeland for the tribal descendants of ancient Israel.
Jews and Jew-haters alike go to great lengths trying to establish a genetic component to Jewishness:
http://www.khazaria.com/genetics/abstracts.html
And regarding “superiority” … The Fake McCoy (even if that’s his real surname, we’ve already established he’s not “real”) attacked yet another straw man using the following scrap of illogic:
1) I claim it’s hard to assert “Aryan supremacy” when you’re admitting you’ve been hoodwinked by a numerically inferior opponent. What I said was confined to that statement alone. I’m very precise in my choice of words.
2) He suddenly (and mistakenly) wrangles this into meaning I’m asserting that fucking people over—and nothing more than that—is the true measure of a group’s superiority.
Generally, I believe IQ tends to predict success in life. I would never deny the influence of environmental factors, but as Lester already noted, the fact that Asians and Jews are disproportionately represented in academia’s upper echelons points to something beyond a weak and fuzzy construct such as “hard work.” Plenty of Mexicans are honest, hard-working people, but a lazy Ashkenazi Jew is statistically far likelier to score in the “genius” range on a standardized intelligence test than the hardest-working Mexican you’d care to pick up for day labor on Pico Boulevard in LA.
A very intriguing theory I’ve heard for the genesis of Ashkenazi intelligence is the fact that in the Middle Ages, most of Christendom’s scholars were celibate priests, while in Judaism, the scholarly rabbi was considered a hot “catch.” Therefore, Christianity’s scholars tended NOT to reproduce, while the schmarty-pants Jews got the best Jew chicks. If you believe that intelligence has a hereditary component, that’s not a bad explanation for why Jews wind up scoring, on average, higher on IQ tests than goyim.
11.12.09 at 3:16 am
If I’m not mistaken, Tay-Sachs is a result of inbreeding.
Jews can kvetch ad nausea about Israel belonging to them, but if one wishes to interpret history strictly, they stole that land from the original Pagan inhabitants; either way, Jews are dirty, cunning thieves whose time has come.
11.12.09 at 3:54 pm
many of the people in israel are not genetically semites. most obviously the ethiopians but also the russians of which there are like a million many of whom are descended from caucasians who converted around the time of charlemagne.
also, I happen to believe the superiority of asians and jews is cultural, not genetic.
“Jews can kvetch ad nausea about Israel belonging to them, but if one wishes to interpret history strictly, they stole that land from the original Pagan inhabitants; either way, Jews are dirty, cunning thieves whose time has come.”
I have to admit I don’t get that part of the story either. god said thou shall not steal, yet he “gave” the land of canaan to a bunch of people from sompeplace else!
11.13.09 at 10:38 am
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11.13.09 at 12:25 pm
“Is it necessary for me to track down the well disseminated article where the “man” admits to being Christi Broadnax among others? Why don’t you jump him for offending your sense of honesty?”
I did jump on him for doing that…in late June of this year…right here on this site. You’re queerly obsessive enough about everything on here to already know that, Mr. Honesty. I also was the one who spilled the beans on myself, unlike you, Mr. Honesty, who, although he’s already claimed several times that he’s told us his real name, claimed today that he will soon reveal his real name.
But here’s the crucial difference—I’ve already noted on this thread I never sunk to the level of having to use a fake name so at least SOMEONE would call me a good writer. I let other people…REAL people…take care of that job without even asking them. And we both know that’s the real root of your Fag Vendetta against me. Let it go. It will eat you alive.
11.13.09 at 10:13 pm
dailyhitler.blogspot.com
11.14.09 at 2:11 am
you would compare yourself to hitler.. god you are such a loser. There really aren’t words to describe how much of a monstrosity you are. I guess comparing yourself to famous dictators makes you feel important. You are a nobody. You wrote a total of three books- one of them was a theme that’s been done to death already (white trash) one of them was an account of your sad pathetic life (shit magnet) and one of them is about your somatic narcissistic tendencies (the gigantic book of sex). Other than that you created a magazine that only loser goths and trendy hipsters read in order to make themselves seem edgy. They didn’t realize you meant every word and it was all your pathetic, angry cry for help. It all started with mommy and daddy didn’t it? You never got that validation you needed from them so you will seek your life trying to feel important. You should just kill yourself and get it over with.
01.28.10 at 6:33 pm
So, I heard you liek Mudkipz… I mean ICP.
What is so fucking cool about a fat ass faggot and a regular sized faggot in their 30’s from the ‘burbs rapping about the kinds of problems 13 year olds have? I mean fuck, you know they have to be half-fucking-retarded if their entire fan base resides in trailer parks and meth-addicted-30-year-old-losers who are dating 13 year old skank trailer whores.
P.S. mmfcl = Merry, Merry Faggot with Cum-soaked Lips.”
02.07.10 at 10:43 pm