Recently while at the Cannes festival I aka me, was hanging out on the beach with Jon Glaser (J.G.) of “Delocated” and Tim Harrington (T.H.) of Les Savy Fav/BEARDO and while applying the protective juices to one another, needed to protect against the sun’s deeply penetrating rays, we got on the topic of making quick cash at another person’s expense.
Before we knew it Hobo Phone Sex was born and we are currently counting so much cash we feel Born Again. And let’s not fuck around, we have always wondered what it would be like to suck on a homeless person’s toes or just simply go downtown on them. So we are now providing that service, over the phone.
Please apply if you are a Hobo looking for sexually dignified work.
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Cant unsee!!
09.18.09 at 4:18 pm
i laughed and i puked and than i laughed again
09.18.09 at 4:26 pm
there are over 285,000 homoless veterans on the streets and bum jungles of america
09.18.09 at 4:39 pm
why do i have an angry picture of kristen schaal at the end?
09.18.09 at 5:45 pm
YES!!!!
09.18.09 at 6:49 pm
I was just thinking the same thing about the kristen schaal picture
09.19.09 at 1:02 am
fucking funny Pinky or beckles…
09.19.09 at 10:48 am
FUCKING YES!!!
09.19.09 at 11:03 am
my phone bill will never be the same!
09.19.09 at 1:40 pm
Cum Dumpster!
09.19.09 at 9:28 pm
hm yes! so so yes!
09.20.09 at 2:08 am
smells like pineapples! me this is tasty!
09.20.09 at 2:11 am
I think he’s been taking lessons in using commas. It’s kinda cute actually…when they try.
09.20.09 at 6:07 pm
Man I didn’t say that. ^^^^
09.21.09 at 1:22 am
One of your best creations.
09.21.09 at 1:54 am
The closet thing to caveman love.
09.21.09 at 5:58 am
Vanessa could I use your ass as a cum dumpster? Please?
09.21.09 at 6:00 am
The only way you’re gonna get them to show up for work is to chain a 40oz to the phone.
09.21.09 at 1:44 pm