David Cross, the bowling pin, and Me McInnes, the soccer ball

Derrick, you are not going to fucking believe this. You know the show you’re up against? Soul Quest Overdrive? It’s my fucking show. I’m the Scottish soccer ball in the pilot!!! I recorded that voice a year ago and totally forgot about it until checking the link on your post right now.

It’s Kristen Schaal, David Cross, Jon Benjamin and my fucking ass. I heard the show wasn’t getting picked up and didn’t even know they had animated it. We have been pitted against each other against our wills. Since when is God so fucking funny? Wow.

Think of it this way: Whoever wins, we win. It’s like the Superbowl. No matter what happens, America wins.

See both shows here.

-GAVIN McINNES

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49 Comments
  1. KFC man Says:

    I vote for Gavin…


  2. Josh Says:

    Wow, Derrick is getting his ass kicked!


  3. JuCIFER Says:

    Oh well, NOW I LOVE IT, fuck you Derrick!


  4. homeless. Says:

    TFT!!!


  5. aiieeee Says:

    T4T is probably way better (a spin off from an episode of ATHF? What?) but will not win (because the other show is a fucking spin off from an episode of ATHF).


  6. Lyndonjames Says:

    You know I love both of you like brothers, but I cannot believe the idiocy of you boneheads going up against each other. Especially you Gavin the man of distinction and fine taste. Get it together geez!


  7. eddie Says:

    head to bone head. talk about diminishing returns


  8. yikes Says:

    voted for the underarm. underdog.


  9. StupidParty Says:

    i actually enjoyed t4t quite a bit, and voted for it


  10. marbles Says:

    Gavin!! but i still like Derricks show…


  11. Chadd Says:

    T4T is totally brilliant. Sucks it’s losing


  12. C and the MS-13s Says:

    Why is it losing? Soul Quest looks like shit.


  13. Beckles Says:

    I just filed a lawsuit against “God, THe Almighty LLC” see u in court white robe!


  14. buffalowinger Says:

    i’ll take a Wonder Showzen rip off over an ATHF rip off any day.


  15. a4awesome Says:

    I feel like the polls aren’t moving at all.


  16. Sewer Rats Says:

    I’m blown away that T4T is losing, soul quest looks like garbage. I guess it is mostly 14 year old kids that are voting but it’s still kind of shocking.


  17. Anonymous Says:

    Why is there a show about a Welsh Soccer ball?


  18. Salad Says:

    Kristen Schaal, David Cross, Jon Benjamin and McInnes vs. Derrick Beckles?

    That’s like Voltron vs Dustin Diamond.

    Beckles is Voltron.


  19. Beefy McManstick Says:

    John the Stutterer jinxed it


  20. Man Says:

    Wonder Showzen vs ATHF. Damn. Damn damn damn.


  21. robocop Says:

    sorry gavin, i much prefer the teens. i’ve voted like 30 times. despite my preference, some seem to enjoy another aqua teen spin off. (foghorn)
    vote T4T


  22. Dennis Franz Says:

    WOW both of them are completely unwatchable!!

    You never really appreciate TV until you watch some amateur try to do it.


  23. GiZZz Says:

    According to adult swim Gavin won, by a landslide.


  24. Hey! Says:

    This is like two faggots twittering to each other (and to the world) about where they should go on vacation. There is such a thing as text messaging, guys.


  25. fuck brooklyn Says:

    @hey! – umm if you had a show on the line, and a venue to promote it, you wouldn’t do the same? jealous fag.


  26. justin Says:

    totally 4 teens has WAY more promise as a show. there’s more room creatively for an entire season’s worth of episodes. soul quest overdrive is an aqua teen hunger force spinoff. you have MAYBE 3 shows there before people start claiming that they never really liked it.

    totes fer teens fa shurrrr.


  27. Hey! Says:

    @fuck brooklyn – Guess what! I do. And I don’t.


  28. Vane$$a Says:

    T4T is exponentially better than the other thing.


  29. BN-FAN69@aol.com Says:

    Agree with vane$$a


  30. Adolf Hipster Says:

    First the slavery, then the crazy beard guy, and now this?! Man, the Black People must be livid!


  31. grumpy old man Says:

    if only there had been a show like totally 4 teens when I was a kid. I could have made some better choices.


  32. The President of the United States of Full Blown AIDS Says:

    This is a joke post to garner votes. You really think Gavin was a soccer ball and didn’t tell the fucking world about it a million times? Or make a list about it, post a video on his blog, etc.


  33. Sewer Rats Says:

    So then why is he listed in the credits at the end of the pilot?


  34. coolidge Says:

    Adult Swim decided to let the fucking “people” decide, but in all 4 cases it looks errybody chose the way dumber, less interesting show. i mean yeah it’s just adult comedy on cable but it sucks when shit created with some depth gets overlooked for lowest-common-denominator copy-cat fluff.


  35. Kikey Says:

    T4T is better but I think Derrick is bound for bigger and better things. Let it go already..its been like a year hasn’t it? Make something new that kicks ass for a better fucking channel than Adult Swim. Winning an adult swim pilot competition is like winning a “Prettiest Anal Sore” competition.


  36. The President of the United States of Full Blown AIDS Says:

    Cause I clearly didn’t watch all the way to the end cause it sucked


  37. Donkey Kong Says:

    Kikey you’re wrong – I don’t see you winning any fuckin adult swim pilot competitions – it was a big deal fagit.


  38. Kikey Says:

    Yes. It’s a big deal to get a pilot green lit…but at this point, in this lame, burger-king sponsored arena, it is no longer “a big deal”. It is, at best, an afterthought by a completely disorganized and clueless network with no real balls or aptitude for programming. Truthey…kikey.


  39. Billy Cox Says:

    dude, that was fucking Telly!


  40. Maxwel Says:

    Plus Nick Diamonds did the music for T4T.


  41. Burger King Says:

    Hipster Handjobs for everyone…


  42. Anonymous Says:

    T4T is way better. soul quest sucks!


  43. A. Dolt Swine Says:

    Voting is rigged. Trust me.


  44. wtf Says:

    I have no clue what the fuck i just watched, i think i like the dogs better… i think.


  45. Vane$$a Says:

    i fucking accidentally voted for soul quest overdrive when i really just meant to play it. after watching both i think T4T has more merit. also, would do derrick.


  46. sad lil indian Says:

    So Gavin just realized that he and Derrick are head to head in the Burger King corporate playoff game? And did Derrik just realize that he will again lose out, like he does everyday on this site? And did they both just realize that whoever wins they still lose because they are both middle aged clowns trying sooooo hard just for an ounce of their “friends” celebrity?


  47. M'alice Says:

    I would like T4T, please and thank you. Starring the guy from those “Truth” adverts. Smoking is so cool, people.


  48. swing-atcha Says:

    flash animation blows. that’s why we’re having fox’s animation studio do our show with real animation done in korea. our show is the funniest shit.


  49. STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » T4T LOST TO SOUL QUEST OVERDRIVE?! Says:

    [...] the fuck?! How could Totally4Teens, Derrick’s beautiful brain-child, lose to Soul Quest Overdrive, a stupid Aqua Teen Hunger Force rip-off, in that Adult Swim contest? Seriously, guys? You would [...]


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